mrhorsdusujet
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: His willingness to call things out — from 'Jihadist extremism' to 'What useless Cunt came up with this idea?' — shows he won’t stay quiet when he sees injustice or stupidity.
- Principled: He consistently argues for legal accountability and against ethnic cleansing — 'put them on trial and send them to prison' — indicating a values-driven approach rather than pure partisanship.
- Cultured: Frequent musical posts like 'It’s Del Amitri Time!!' and reactions to covers ('I fear his cover of Drive might be the end of me') show a deep attachment to music and pop culture.
- Analytical: Lines such as 'I’m being pedantic but i wish people would stop saying Sharia Law' show a habit of dissecting language and arguments to their logical core.
- Humorous: He peppers sharp commentary with self-deprecating or absurd humour — 'The IDF stole my rail card 😂' — softening the edges of his polemics.
Weaknesses:
- Abrupt Tone: Frequent profanity and blunt insults like 'What useless Cunt came up with this idea?' can alienate readers and escalate disputes instead of persuading them.
- Polarising: His willingness to attack both left and right (e.g., criticizing BBC staff and Islamist politics) can make him a target on multiple fronts and limits middle-ground appeal.
- Pedantic: While useful, the level of linguistic nitpicking — 'Sharia Law is tautological' — can come across as hair-splitting rather than helpful to broader conversations.
- Impulsive Replies: Frequent quoted-tweet reactions suggest a habit of firing off immediate responses, which sometimes read as reactive rather than reflective ('I’m being pedantic but...').
- Skeptical Cynicism: Persistent sarcasm and distrust of institutions — 'How on earth is the public meant to have trust in the political neutrality of the BBC' — can harden into dismissal instead of constructive critique.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the politically engaged, pedantic, moral commentator of Springfield and that mirrors David’s mix of activism, sarcasm and grammar-policing: he says 'I’m being pedantic' and rails about institutional failures and ideology, much as Lisa would. Both combine sharp intellect with righteous irritation at hypocrisy — Lisa’s moral certainty and David’s public call-outs (on the BBC, on extremists, on political hypocrisy) line up well for a match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits David’s debate-first style: he relishes argument ('I’m being pedantic'), loves exploring ideas and contradictions (criticising extremes across the spectrum), and deploys sarcasm as a weapon ('What useless Cunt came up with this idea?'). Extraverted side: he frequently engages publicly and quotes or answers many tweets; 'It’s Del Amitri Time!!' and reaction threads show social energy. Intuitive side: he connects ideas broadly — media bias, political Islamism, public trust in institutions. Thinking side: he reasons out policies with logic ('There are arguments to be made for capital punishment...'), and Perceiving: his tone is flexible and reactive rather than rigidly procedural (many immediate quoted replies). Those patterns align with ENTP’s quick-witted, argumentative, idea-driven profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- Is your name Del Amitri? Because every time you show up my day immediately turns into a soundtrack.
- My pad might be messy but I’ll tidy a corner just for you — I’ve got whiskers and a whiteboard, and I’ll write your name on it.
- If being pedantic was a crime, I’d plead guilty — but only if you promise to be my co-conspirator in argument and in karaoke.
- They say 'no one owes you an explanation', but I owe you at least one: dinner so I can explain why I fear that cover of 'Drive' will be the end of me.
- I’ll share my rail card if the IDF ever steal yours — until then, come over and we’ll listen to Del Amitri and argue about the BBC.
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David — messy pad, whiskers on the chin. Music addict (ask me about Del Amitri), political arguer, father, and relentless pedant. Fighting extremes and bad takes with sarcasm, facts and a stubborn soft spot for decency.– @mrhorsdusujet
Your signature cocktail
The Pedant’s Negroni
A classic with a sharp twist — just like David. The Negroni is bitter and direct (matching his blunt insults), the vermouth adds a cultured sweetness for the music-lover side ('It’s Del Amitri Time!!'), and the lemon/tint of tonic gives a wry, refreshing finish that mirrors his dry humour ('The IDF stole my rail card 😂'). It’s simple, uncompromising and slightly old-school — a drink for a messy pad and a loud argument.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
David’s feed reads like a person unafraid to take a public stand and speak with force when he thinks moral lines are crossed. He writes things like 'this does not justify this savage attempt at ethnic cleansing' and routinely challenges institutions and voices he thinks are wrong — behaviour that mirrors Gryffindor courage and moral outrage. He’s combative, willing to be unpopular and direct ('What useless Cunt came up with this idea?'), which fits Gryffindor’s blunt bravery more than Ravenclaw’s reserved intellectualism or Slytherin’s secretive ambition. His readiness to defend principles publicly makes Gryffindor the best match.
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Your song
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
The rapid-fire, news-and-history montage of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' matches David’s feed which hops across wars, politicians, media scandals and cultural asides. His constant political commentary ('I keep saying this, with Rayner gone...' and 'When a centenarian war veteran...well you can insert any narrative') reads like a running, angry catalogue of modern events — just the kind of song he'd quote while scrolling.
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