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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the politically engaged, pedantic, moral commentator of Springfield and that mirrors David’s mix of activism, sarcasm and grammar-policing: he says 'I’m being pedantic' and rails about institutional failures and ideology, much as Lisa would. Both combine sharp intellect with righteous irritation at hypocrisy — Lisa’s moral certainty and David’s public call-outs (on the BBC, on extremists, on political hypocrisy) line up well for a match.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP fits David’s debate-first style: he relishes argument ('I’m being pedantic'), loves exploring ideas and contradictions (criticising extremes across the spectrum), and deploys sarcasm as a weapon ('What useless Cunt came up with this idea?'). Extraverted side: he frequently engages publicly and quotes or answers many tweets; 'It’s Del Amitri Time!!' and reaction threads show social energy. Intuitive side: he connects ideas broadly — media bias, political Islamism, public trust in institutions. Thinking side: he reasons out policies with logic ('There are arguments to be made for capital punishment...'), and Perceiving: his tone is flexible and reactive rather than rigidly procedural (many immediate quoted replies). Those patterns align with ENTP’s quick-witted, argumentative, idea-driven profile.

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David — messy pad, whiskers on the chin. Music addict (ask me about Del Amitri), political arguer, father, and relentless pedant. Fighting extremes and bad takes with sarcasm, facts and a stubborn soft spot for decency.– @mrhorsdusujet

Your signature cocktail
A classic with a sharp twist — just like David. The Negroni is bitter and direct (matching his blunt insults), the vermouth adds a cultured sweetness for the music-lover side ('It’s Del Amitri Time!!'), and the lemon/tint of tonic gives a wry, refreshing finish that mirrors his dry humour ('The IDF stole my rail card 😂'). It’s simple, uncompromising and slightly old-school — a drink for a messy pad and a loud argument.

Your Hogwarts House
David’s feed reads like a person unafraid to take a public stand and speak with force when he thinks moral lines are crossed. He writes things like 'this does not justify this savage attempt at ethnic cleansing' and routinely challenges institutions and voices he thinks are wrong — behaviour that mirrors Gryffindor courage and moral outrage. He’s combative, willing to be unpopular and direct ('What useless Cunt came up with this idea?'), which fits Gryffindor’s blunt bravery more than Ravenclaw’s reserved intellectualism or Slytherin’s secretive ambition. His readiness to defend principles publicly makes Gryffindor the best match.

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The rapid-fire, news-and-history montage of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' matches David’s feed which hops across wars, politicians, media scandals and cultural asides. His constant political commentary ('I keep saying this, with Rayner gone...' and 'When a centenarian war veteran...well you can insert any narrative') reads like a running, angry catalogue of modern events — just the kind of song he'd quote while scrolling.

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