Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Frequently shares feelings in detail, like “my head hurts and so does my ass” and “WHY DOES MY STOMACH KEEP HURTING EVERYDYAY”.
- Humorous: Uses dramatic, exaggerated phrasing for comedic effect, such as “these cramps are buttfucking me so hard” and “Guitar is basically free time im reading yaoi with these fags😭😭”.
- Affectionate: Shows fondness for friends and interests, calling someone “my goat parker” in bio and defending a friend in “stop hitting on my hg SHES GAY”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively seeks interaction and mutuals, like “↺ to be moots ifb.ᐟ” and “goodnight send me gimmicks plz”.
- Playful: Leans into playful language and fandom jokes, e.g. “i lwk needa become idia shroud” and “oooo im gonna be SOO lonely👀👀👀👀on the👀👀👀👀 14th👀👀👀👀”.
Weaknesses:
- Health‑neglect: Repeated pain and weird symptoms without mention of real care, like “whenever i lay on my side my chest starts hurting am i dying” and “are my lungs dying or smth”.
- Academic‑struggle: Reports low grades and confusion, such as “ik i didnt study but i didnt expect a 33%💔” and “test corrections i actually dont know what im doing”.
- Self‑doubt: Speaks harshly about own abilities, like “i genuinely suck ass with words😭😭” and “i cant comfort for shit omfg”.
- Impulsive‑habits: Mentions risky or impulsive choices such as “i ate a muffin i found in my bag and now my stomach hruts” and over eating in “i actually cant resist tacos im gonna eat like 7”.
- Attention‑seeking: Frequently asks for responses and gimmicks, e.g. “i want..... gimmicks....” and “all my oomfs disappeared from my tl come back💔”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit Lisa Simpson best: smart and sensitive but constantly stressed, overthinking school and life. Like Lisa, they’re anxious about grades and academics, as seen in “HOW AM I FAILING FRENCH WHAT THEFUCKKK” and “i got an 83 on the retake this is the best ive ever done”, celebrating even modest wins. Their frequent physical discomfort and dramatic phrasing — “WHY DOES MY STOMACH KEEP HURTING EVERYDYAY” and “whenever i lay on my side my chest starts hurting am i dying” — mirror Lisa’s tendency to catastrophize and feel everything intensely. They also have niche, somewhat nerdy interests like vkei bands and BL/yaoi, similar to Lisa’s love of jazz and books, shown in “Guitar is basically free time im reading yaoi with these fags” and “Mili blessing my ears this morning🤤🤤🤤”. Finally, their loneliness and desire for connection, like “all my oomfs disappeared from my tl come back💔” and “oooo im gonna be SOO lonely👀👀👀👀on the👀👀👀👀 14th👀👀👀👀”, strongly echo Lisa’s recurring struggle with feeling isolated despite wanting close friends.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their social life is mostly online, and they talk about being lonely and missing oomfs rather than going out, like in “all my oomfs disappeared from my tl come back💔” and “oooo im gonna be SOO lonely👀👀👀👀on the👀👀👀👀 14th👀👀👀👀”. They show a strong intuitive and fandom-oriented imagination: they frame feelings through media and characters instead of concrete facts, e.g. “i lwk needa become idia shroud”, and frequently reference vkei bands, BL/yaoi, and gacha banners (“BLADE AND EDMOND ON THE SAME BANNER DO I KILL MYSELF?.??”). Their tone is driven by emotion and relationships rather than analysis, pointing to feeling over thinking; they gush or despair about small interpersonal moments like “I got called cute tdy at skl what if i bust” and feel hurt when only one IRL cared about scars in “only one irl actually cared abt the scars aww”. They seem flexible, easily distracted, and unstructured—cramming, failing French, and doing test corrections last minute (“test corrections i actually dont know what im doing”, “HOW AM I FAILING FRENCH WHAT THEFUCKKK”)—which fits perceiving more than judging. Overall, the emotional intensity, online inner world, and spontaneity are most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting that your head, stomach, and ass hurt—have you considered the diagnosis ‘not enough Eiden being called cute’? I volunteer as very loving medical treatment.
- You said guitar class is just you reading yaoi with the ‘fags’—mind if I join the ensemble? I can be the guy who holds your hand on the sad pages and your waist on the spicy ones.
- You’re devastated about Lyrica disbanding and freaking out about Zemeth’s new vocalist… if bands can change lineups and still be iconic, maybe you and I can start a new duo: you as my bias, me as your devoted fan.
- You posted about failing French, but it’s okay—you don’t need to conjugate anything to say what matters. I’ll teach you: ‘Tu es très cute, je veux être ton oomf pour toujours.’
- You keep begging for gimmicks and linking that straw.page… what if my gimmick is simple: I show up on your TL every morning with Mili recs, garlic bread, and a reminder that you’re the cutest gooner-hating, thigh-high-freezing, cat-ear-craving menace alive.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Eiden | 15 | Perpetually dealing with headaches, cramps & exams. Once ate a mystery muffin from my bag and immediately regretted it. Art, Vkei & yaoi.– @mrow11037
Your signature cocktail
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 Eiden’s Gimmick Goonight Fizz
Lychee soju keeps it light but sneaky-strong, like Eiden dragging themself through school while still giggling about yaoi in class, just like when they said “Guitar is basically free time im reading yaoi with these fags😭😭”. Sour cherry soda captures the mix of sweet and dramatic suffering: cramps, headaches, and stomach pain show up constantly, from “WHY DOES MY STOMACH KEEP HURTING EVERYDYAY” to “my head hurgs and my stomach hurts why”. A soft vanilla cream foam on top is for their cozy, sleepy side, like “i get to sleep in tmwr🥹🥹 okay goonighf!!” and all the “goodnight” and “honk shoooo” vibes. The red energy drink ice cubes mirror their chaotic, overcaffeinated timeline—crying over grades, banners, and bands from “HOW AM I FAILING FRENCH WHAT THEFUCKKK” to “BLADE AND EDMOND ON THE SAME BANNER DO I KILL MYSELF?.??”. Finally, the crushed peppermint rim is cold, sharp, and a bit unhinged, like wearing shorts and thigh highs in freezing weather in “my dumbass wore shorts and thigh highs IMNFUCKING FREEZING” and the wonderfully feral energy of “my thighs itch i need to bite them”. This drink is sweet, dramatic, sleep-deprived, and just a little bit feral—exactly like their timeline and their “i want..... gimmicks....” era in “im craving..... gimmicks....”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Eiden reads as a Hufflepuff with some Ravenclaw flavor, but their core traits center on everyday warmth, emotional openness, and attachment to friends rather than ambition or bravado. They constantly reference and miss their online friends and mutuals, like when they say “all my oomfs disappeared from my tl come back💔” and “im gonna miss my oomfs see you guys in 7 hours😭😭”, which reflects strong loyalty and a desire to stay connected. Their bio shout-out “my goat parker” and tag for a friend, plus tweets like “stop hitting on my hg SHES GAY”, show protectiveness and care for the people close to them rather than self-centered goals. They also show a kind of earnest, self-deprecating hard-working side in school, celebrating effort and small wins like “i got an 83 on the retake this is the best ive ever done” and struggling through test corrections in “test corrections i actually dont know what im doing”. While they enjoy fandoms and yaoi and joke around a lot, there’s no clear Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor heroism; instead, the throughline is softness, loyalty, and a desire for comfort and connection, all of which are quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of melodramatic humor, teenage angst, and self‑aware chaos they show on their timeline. They constantly complain about school and grades like “HOW AM I FAILING FRENCH WHAT THEFUCKKK” and “ik i didnt study but i didnt expect a 33%💔”, echoing the song’s themes of academic and social pressure. Their physical misery posts, such as “WHY DOES MY STOMACH KEEP HURTING EVERYDYAY” and “someone shoot me my head hruts sm”, fit the song’s dramatic, almost theatrical way of expressing pain. At the same time, they joke about loneliness and romance like “oooo im gonna be SOO lonely👀👀👀👀on the👀👀👀👀 14th👀👀👀👀”, a very Teen Idle mix of yearning and irony. Their love of niche interests (vkei, yaoi, games) and online identity building, as in “🪽 … 15 … to be moots ifb.ᐟ #orvtwt #pjsktwt #vkeitwt #twsttwt #yaoitwt #bltwt”, also reflects the song’s exploration of trying on different selves while figuring out who you are.
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