MrWainscotting
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Posts funny observations like the glasses‑sleep joke and frequent "Beers" memes.
- Observant: Notes details such as the ticking analogue clock in hotel rooms and broken Metlink ads.
- Civic: Engages in political topics, e.g., critiques of council decisions on the bridge and housing.
- Tech‑savvy: Comments on tech issues like Fitbit glitches and OneDrive storage limits.
- Self‑reflective: Acknowledges personal mishaps, e.g., steam burn while cooking and sitting on couch wrong.
Weaknesses:
- Complaining: Often vents frustration, as seen in posts about supermarket Christmas music and Metlink ads.
- Profanity: Uses strong language in tweets, e.g., "Absolutely fucking disgraceful" and "fucked".
- Ranting: Long tirades on policies, such as multiple bridge demolition critiques and housing system complaints.
- Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping statements like "Kids will be confused by Te Reo" which simplify complex issues.
- Impatience: Expresses urgency and irritation, e.g., "It shouldn't be allowed to rain if I've already left the house without a coat."
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s frequent “Beers” posts, such as “Beers. [picture]”, echo Homer’s iconic love of Duff beer. They also vent about everyday tech frustrations, saying “The computer should just know what I mean when I press the wrong button,” a classic Homer‑style demand for things to work without effort. Their blunt, sometimes profane reactions like “Absolutely fucking disgraceful [picture]” and the simple moral claim “Remember everyone, better things simply aren't possible” match Homer’s straightforward, no‑nonsense tone. The occasional family moments, for example “Taking both my children out for a drive,” reflect Homer’s occasional caring side. While the user occasionally touches on progressive issues, the dominant pattern of beer enthusiasm, simple complaints, and family references aligns best with Homer Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user displays extroverted communication by frequently tagging others and joining public conversations, e.g., "Alright, jumping on the bandwagon. Hey @grok, based on my tweets, what politician do you think I'm most similar to?"; they focus on concrete, sensory details such as "The cool thing about wearing glasses is you can fall asleep and roll over on them and they cost $300" and "How long should a Fitbit last before falling apart?"; their decision‑making is driven by personal values and empathy, shown in "One of my least radical beliefs is that nursing should be one of the most highly paid professions" and the outrage expressed in "It's so cool that we're back to full throated queerphobic bigotry in New Zealand in 2025"; finally, they prefer a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, constantly proposing ideas with "should invent" phrases (e.g., "They should invent a coffee that has no negative consequences after 4 of them") and sharing casual updates like "Beers" and "I'm 3/4 of the way through @pikuma's Compilers course".
Some pickup lines for you
- They say the best part about finally getting your own house is the neighbours inviting you over for five beers – how about we skip the neighbours and just share a pint in your soon‑to‑be living room?
- My Fitbit just gave me a badge for 'Thinking About You' – I think it's time we reward it with a coffee that won't crash me after the fourth cup, and maybe a couple of beers to keep the heart rate up.
- If the Metlink app ever stops spamming us with ads, I’ll be the one to give you a free ride on the love‑train – no timetable needed, just a spontaneous stop at your place.
- Congrats on adopting Haggis! If you ever need a human sidekick for walks, I’m ready with treats, jokes, and a few cold beers for after the stroll.
- Being a stay‑at‑home digital nomad gives you the perfect excuse to let a fellow couch‑connoisseur like me crash on your sofa while we sip coffee that never crashes us after the fourth cup.
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Tech-savvy Kiwi, home-owner, coffee-fuelled coder, occasional beer-taster, urban-transport fan, once burned a stew but it still tasted great.– @MrWainscotting
Your signature cocktail
Wainscotting Wanderer
The 'Wainscotting Wanderer' blends a crisp New Zealand IPA with smooth whisky and a shot of cold brew coffee, capturing Richard's love of 'Beers.' and his penchant for caffeine-fueled workouts. A dash of orange bitters adds a sharp, unexpected twist, echoing his 'Absolutely fucked' reaction to the Metlink app ads. A splash of vanilla syrup softens the edge, reflecting his softer side when he shares 'The best part about owning a house is the neighbours invite you around for five beers.' The garnish of a tiny LED coaster nods to his self‑described 'stay at home digital nomad' lifestyle, as he jokes 'The computer should just know what I mean when I press the wrong button.' Overall, the drink balances bitterness, warmth, and a hint of sweetness, just like his mix of political commentary, humor, and everyday frustrations.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They frequently confront authority and injustice, as seen in the tweet "It’s so cool that we’re back to full throated queerphobic bigotry in New Zealand in 2025. It’s very cool that it’s coming from our elected leaders." Another example is the criticism of a far‑right guest: "The ‘Special International Guest’ is a far right bigot and conspiracy theorist …" They also call out political incompetence, e.g., "One of the most experienced politicians in this country's history doesn't understand the difference between de facto and de jure." These bold, outspoken statements show the courage and willingness to stand up for what they believe in, a hallmark of Gryffindor.
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Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
The repeated 'Beers.' tweets show a love for cheap, easy‑going drinks, echoing the song’s chorus about having a few good friends and a few cheap beers. The user’s frustration with elite decision‑makers ('One of the most experienced politicians ... doesn’t understand the difference between de facto and de jure') and the 'Millennials: can we have stuff? 👉👈 Boomers: absolutely fucking not 😡' tweet illustrate a clash between low‑brow everyday folks and high‑brow authority, which is the heart of 'Friends in Low Places.' Their comment about 'The best part about owning a house is the neighbours invite you around for five beers' captures the low‑place camaraderie the song celebrates, while the wish 'They should invent a house that's slightly bigger' shows a desire for modest comforts over lofty expectations. All these elements make Garth Brooks’s classic anthem a perfect match for @MrWainscotting’s personality.
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