Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges her own oversharing and mental health struggles, e.g. “perhaps i overshare a bit too much on the Internet..” and “having ocd is just being ragebaited by yourself all the time”.
- Humorous: Uses vivid, absurd humor to describe experiences, like “younger millennials love to be like ‘oh im a rat…’ and it fucking sucks” and “accidentally drooling while talking is so fucking humiliating”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth toward others and pets, e.g. “i love youall so much….we are all now in a polycule <3” and “my cat is so gross and stinky but i love her so mych”.
- Candid: Open about medication, body image, and sexuality, like “guess whos on wellbutrin!” and “looking at pics… i was fat as a house they should have drowned me”.
- Curious: Shows interest in people and culture, e.g. “love having friends from different countries mostly so i can ask them questions about their food” and asking followers things like “guys which milkshake flavor should i purchase”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently insults herself and questions her worth, e.g. “its never getting better” and “im mid as hell”.
- Alcohol-misuse: Tweets about being visibly drunk and distressed, like “xtra dirty martini… now i need to die” and “unfortunately really fucked up rn”.
- Body-shaming: Talks harshly about her own body, e.g. “i was fat as a house they should have drowned me”, reinforcing negative self-image.
- Attention-seeking: Openly solicits validation and dramatic responses, like “do u guys like me” and “does anyone want to fall in love for a few weeks”.
- Emotional-instability: Mood and self-perception swing quickly, from “im such a silly goose. happy tuesday everyone” to “i want to have fun and live a good life but im weird and ugly and i dont deserve it”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like an adult, extremely-online version of Lisa Simpson who’s gone feral. She’s introspective, self-critical, and mentally overloaded, describing OCD as “being ragebaited by yourself all the time” and wondering “what are you supposed to do when youre 23”, which mirrors Lisa’s chronic overthinking and precocious existential crises. There’s a strong intellectual/quirky streak—loving specific words like “quite fond of the german word for drink. trink. very cute.”, ranting about culture like “youll be watching a totally normal anime and then there will be a random incest subplot”, and having oddly specific media fixations like “a very important part of every girls development is to have a brief obsession with kurt cobain”. At the same time, she’s emotionally raw and idealistic about connection—posting “does anyone want to fall in love for a few weeks” and telling followers “i love youall so much….we are all now in a polycule <3”—which fits Lisa’s desperate desire for love, community, and being understood. Her mix of principled opinions, neurotic humor, and self-loathing optimism (e.g., “i want to have fun and live a good life but im weird and ugly and i dont deserve it”) matches Lisa more than any other main character, just filtered through a very online, queer, twenty-something lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: a lot of their life is online, but the tone is inward-facing, self-analytical, and self-deprecating rather than socially energized, e.g. reflecting that “i dont really go anywhere or do anything but things still happen to me. i guess u cant really avoid being a person” and joking that “what are you supposed to do when youre 23”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they spin experiences into abstract or surreal takes like “having ocd is just being ragebaited by yourself all the time” and meta-fandom commentary such as “youll be watching a totally normal anime and then there will be a random incest subplot that none of the other characters bat an eye at”. The emotional expressiveness and value-driven self-talk indicate Feeling over Thinking: they oscillate between affection and self-loathing, e.g. “i want to have fun and live a good life but im weird and ugly and i dont deserve it”, forming parasocial/polycule jokes like “i love youall so much….we are all now in a polycule <3” rather than detached logical analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they are impulsive, chaotic, and flexible (buying a carpet cleaner in a breakdown: “yesterday i bought a hoover carpet cleaner online in the midst of a mental breakdown…”, quitting smoking just because they lost their pack: “stopped smoking because i lost my cigarettes and lighter… but i just found them in the pocket of an old jacket”), and they rarely talk about structured plans or long-term organization. The combination of introspective oversharing, idealistic/angsty inner world, emotionally charged humor, and spontaneous life choices best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said having OCD is like being ragebaited by yourself all the time — if it helps, I volunteer as tribute to be the comforting little guy in your replies, handing you mood stabilizers and a glass of water between intrusive thoughts.
- You don’t like the ‘rockstar girlfriend’ TikTok aesthetic because you want to BE the rockstar; that’s fine by me, I’m perfectly content to be the groupie holding your extra dirty martini and yelling at the bartender when he cuts you off.
- You smelled something amazing at Walgreens and it turned out to be your own sweater; statistically speaking, if I stand next to you, the average scent in the area goes up, so really this is just me asking to be within sweater-hugging distance.
- You said you’re like if a boy was a girl, mid as hell, weird and ugly and don’t deserve a good life — meanwhile I’m here like, ‘one (1) disordered pseudo lesbian blurvert found, immediate brain chemistry stabilized, please accept my application to the polycule.’
- As a fellow enjoyer of curry, garlic naan, and weird psychosexual hangups, I think we should recreate that hotel-conference arc: you, a Tom Collins or martini, me pretending to be 45 at your mom’s work event while we bond over Blur, Wellbutrin thirst, and planning our next beach trip.
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Your new Twitter bio
23, teacher by day, chaos gremlin by night. Once realized the best-smelling person in Walgreens was me. Cats, curry, Blur, and oversharing on main.– @ms4merica
Your signature cocktail
The Disordered Pseudo Rockstar Collins
This drink starts with gin for the unapologetic, slightly chaotic edge of someone ordering an “xtra dirty martini w 2 shots of gin” alone at a work conference bar and then spiraling about it. The Wellbutrin‑infused citrus syrup nods to their thirsty antidepressant era, from “guess whos on wellbutrin!” to “wellbutrin makes me so thirsty”, adding a bright, jittery sweetness under the buzz. Pink salt & pomegranate bitters capture the mix of self‑deprecating bite and romantic ferality in tweets like “does anyone want to fall in love for a few weeks…” and “biting and shaking him side to side growling and foaming like a dog with a chew toy”. Sparkling water with a splash of coconut keeps it playful and beachy for the girl who says “we are going to da beach again this summer” and loves curry nights and weird desserts, giving fizzy, sensory comfort. It’s served tall over crushed ice with a maraschino cherry, a little camp and a little emo, for the person who wants to be the rockstar, not the accessory, declaring “i want to be the rockstar” while tweeting that “having ocd is just being ragebaited by yourself all the time”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Molly shows a strong orientation toward relationships, warmth, and shared goofiness rather than ambition or grandstanding, which points to Hufflepuff. She openly wants connection and affection, even if framed as a bit, as in “does anyone want to fall in love for a few weeks. i have a lot of weird psychosexual hangups from being neglected and coddled as a child and i am never truly comfortable in my own skin but other than that im chill.” and the jokingly communal “i love youall so much….we are all now in a polycule <3”. She is very attached to her family and pets, shown by talking tenderly about her cat despite calling her “gross and stinky” in “my cat is so gross and stinky but i love her so mych” and sharing her dad’s sweet message in “text my dad sent me about my cat while i was away yesterday”. There’s a consistent self-deprecating honesty and lack of pretension, like “i dont really go anywhere or do anything but things still happen to me. i guess u cant really avoid being a person” and “is anyone else just mid as hell”, which fits Hufflepuff’s down-to-earth, quietly resilient vibe better than the more status-focused Slytherin or glory-seeking Gryffindor. Even her complaints and dark humor tend to circle back to care and comfort—heat pads, curry, blankets, and meds, as in “i luv hot water and warm blanket and heating oad” and “mood stabilizers and a glass of water”—which reinforces a house centered on coziness, mutual support, and surviving together rather than standing out individually.
Your movie
Your song
Girls & Boys - Blur
The best fit is “Girls & Boys” by Blur, because it captures fluid, chaotic, horny, slightly self-loathing fun in exactly the way their timeline does. They openly play with sexuality and labels, calling themself a “disordered pseudo lesbian blurvert (mdni)” and joking about psychosexual hangups in “does anyone want to fall in love for a few weeks. i have a lot of weird psychosexual hangups from being neglected and coddled as a child and i am never truly comfortable in my own skin but other than that im chill.”, which mirrors the song’s blurry, pleasure-first attitude toward romance and gender. Their fixation on Blur and Graham Coxon is constant, from “my favorite part in song 2 is when they randomly start getting thrown around the room” to threats like “graham coxon WILL be hearing from me tonight damon albarn aswell”, so picking a Blur track aligns directly with their interests. The song’s messy, nightlife-y hedonism fits tweets about day drinking and getting cut off at the bar like “xtra dirty martini w 2 shots of gin the bartender smirked and said ‘oh shes taking care of business’ now i need to die”. Finally, the mix of self-deprecation and desire in Girls & Boys resonates with lines such as “i want to have fun and live a good life but im weird and ugly and i dont deserve it”, making it feel like it could be playing behind half of their timeline.
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