Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resourceful: Komet manages to survive and find entertainment while living in vents, even stealing a NASA shirt and finding food independently.
- Resilient: Despite being a forced test subject with a terminal illness, they maintain a sense of humor and hope for the future.
- Inquisitive: They show a strong desire to explore blocked off areas and understand the various species within the facility.
- Observant: They notice subtle details about the facility, such as strange pillars or movement among the decor.
- Ambitious: Komet dreams of becoming an astronomer and looking at the stars if they ever escape the laboratories.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: They admit to stealing burgers and flipping a forklift without considering the consequences or security.
- Socially Withdrawn: Komet admits to being too scared of others and prefers hiding in vents over approaching people.
- Physically Clumsy: They frequently report minor injuries, like hitting their head in the vents or sleeping in bad positions.
- Identity Crisis: They express significant disconnection from themselves and struggle to recognize their own reflection.
- Poor Typing: They frequently struggle with spelling and grammar because their paws are not made for keyboards.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, Komet is a mischievous troublemaker who spends their time dodging authority and pulling stunts, such as when they “managed to flip” a forklift or were “chased... around with a broom” by a janitor for stealing food. They share a youthful, irreverent sense of humor, often posting memes like “Skibidi toiliet 🚽👨🏻 or creeper 🟩💥?” and using slang that contrasts with the serious environment of Laminax Laboratories. Despite their rebellious streak, Komet shows a hidden vulnerability regarding their identity and family, much like the rare moments of sincerity seen in The Simpsons' famous prankster. Their habit of “hiding in your vents” to spy on others perfectly mirrors Bart's love for surveillance and avoiding responsibility.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Komet exhibits clear Introversion, preferring to hide in vents and admitting they are “too scared of others” and often “feel disconnected”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through existential wonderings about their identity, such as “looking into the mirror, i cant really tell who or what i am”, and their dreams of “becoming an astronomer and looking at the stars”. Feeling is dominant as they prioritize emotional connections, like “wishing to return to my family”, and express vulnerability regarding their forced transformation. Finally, they display Perceiving traits through their spontaneous, chaotic behavior, such as “managing to flip a forklift” or deciding to “steal something from the facility” on a whim rather than following a rigid plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Komet, if Laminax only gave you a year but turned you into a pink dog that can stand on two legs, how about we use that extra time to stargaze together instead of hiding in the vents?
- You stole a NASA shirt from lost and found and I’m starting to think it was foreshadowing—because every time you post about the stars or Saturn, my heart leaves orbit.
- You flipped a forklift, dodged a broom-wielding janitor for a stolen burger, and survived the off-limits hell-area with ten dead bodies… I promise, going on a date with me is WAY lower risk than anything you’ve already done.
- If your mouth is blue and your insides might be blue too, does that mean when you said ‘Something feels wrong’ you just needed someone to sit with you on that balcony with all the pillars and make things feel a little more right?
- You’re in the vents blasting Caramelldansen, summoning glowing Saturn orbs as improvised flashlights, and worrying about drying your fur after showers—this feels less like Kaiju Paradise and more like a MrBeast video called ‘I Put The Cutest Raytraxian In A Horror Facility For 24 Hours (Emotional)’… wanna co‑star with me next episode?
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Your new Twitter bio
Komet | Saturn enjoyer, vent resident & reluctant test subject at Laminax Labs. Once flipped a forklift near the caves and still denies the CCTV.– @MSGFR0MTHESTARS
Your signature cocktail
Komet’s Vents-Chilled Blue Slasher
This experimental cocktail is as blue as the “blue things us saturns can summon” and just as chilling as the “ice cold” vents Komet calls home. The silver tequila and star glitter represent their dream to “become an astronomer and look at the stars”, while the peppermint soda reflects the constant shivering from their “fur not working”. Finally, the chocolate garnish is a nod to their sneaky side, specifically when they “took it all before that lizard came for it”. It’s a bittersweet, sparkling drink for a “pink dog” trapped in a laboratory.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Komet's primary drive is self-preservation, frequently choosing to stay “hidden in the vents” to avoid danger and the “weird test” of the scientists. They demonstrate resourcefulness and a disregard for rules to satisfy their needs, admitting they “will steal something from the facility” for a gift and “sneaked in to steal a burger” despite being chased. Their ambition is focused on personal freedom, as they are actively “looking for a way out” of their confinement. This combination of cunning, survival instinct, and a pragmatically suspicious nature toward others makes them a clear fit for Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead
This song perfectly captures Komet’s life as a mutated creature hiding in the ventilation system of a cold facility, longing for the cosmos while feeling completely disconnected from humanity. Their desire to “become an astronomer and look at the stars everyday!!” if they ever escape mirrors the song's themes of celestial longing and isolation. Komet frequently expresses an identity crisis, noting that they “cant really tell who or what i am” and often feel “disconnected with everyone else,” much like the song’s narrator who feels like an alien in their own world. The lyrics about being 'uptight' and living underground resonate with Komet’s constant fear of being caught by scientists, leading them to stay “hidden in the vents!” to avoid further unethical bioengineering. Ultimately, the song’s blend of melancholy and space-age wonder matches Komet's tragic backstory and their hopeful gaze toward the stars.
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