Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilience: Continues daily life and shares updates despite multiple hospital stays, surgeries and chronic health issues (e.g., “Big day today… getting an implant” and “Made it through the work day on 3 hrs sleep”).
- Empathy: Shows deep care for others, from grieving her dog Angelo to visiting an older Indian man with Rufus and thanking caregivers and nurses.
- Humor: Uses witty remarks and jokes in tweets, such as “Shoutout to Tania… Angel elixir”, “I have never watched The Grinch”, and “Based on my twitter likes today, I’m not getting back into the US”.
- Honesty: Openly discusses medical details, medication alarms, blood‑test checklists and emotional states without sugar‑coating.
- Community: Regularly acknowledges support from friends, clients, nurses, and caregivers, e.g., “Big love to @jamanda for looking after Rufus” and praising a radiology tech.
Weaknesses:
- Irritability: Harsh language toward others, such as calling a patient a “rude prick” and telling men to “pull your heads in”.
- Oversharing: Posts extensive, detailed medical updates (blood‑test ✅ lists, CT injection descriptions, medication alarms) that reveal private health information.
- Clumsiness: Bio mentions being “prone to walking into walls”; tweets note physical mishaps like falling asleep on her leg and pain after walking Rufus.
- Negativity: Frequent expressions of being “done with today”, “the sads”, and describing nights as “cramps blood bath”.
- Impulsivity: Cancels appointments abruptly (“Had to cancel tomorrow’s massage clients”) and makes spur‑of‑the‑moment choices like ordering kebab because signing in was “too arse”.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
The user shows a strong caretaker and motherly vibe, similar to Marge’s role in the Simpson family. Their tweet "Long time listener, first time bereaved dog mum. Prone to walking into walls." reflects the empathetic, slightly clumsy side Marge often displays. They frequently mention health struggles, such as "Blood tests ✅ Ultrasound ✅ HRT ✅ Implant ✅ Uber ✅" and "Had to cancel tomorrow's massage clients, that last bit of 2025 income fine, thanks stupid health," which mirrors Marge’s occasional medical concerns and her willingness to put family first. The affectionate mention of a pet – "Today Angelo would have been 19… Happy Heavenly Rainbow Bridge Birthday" – parallels Marge’s love for Santa’s Little Helper. Their humor about everyday annoyances, like "My husband left a custard slice in the fridge #TeamCustard," also matches Marge’s gentle, witty commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFJ
MsScarletBlade frequently engages with others and shares social observations, e.g., 'Shoutout to Tania on the New World customer service line for sounding like she drinks Angel elixir infused with honey in between dealing with refunds for missed items in orders.' and 'My lovely robo vacuum PRUE has sucked up the equivalent of about three dog loads of dog hair.', indicating an outward focus (E). They emphasize concrete details and sensory experiences, such as 'Look at this stunning hydrangea my friend gifted me for Christmas' and the detailed medical checklist 'Blood tests ✅ Ultrasound ✅ Slice of toast ✅ HRT ✅ Implant ✅ Uber ✅ CT Steroid Injection ✅ Coffee ✅', showing Sensing. Their emotional tone and empathy are evident in posts like 'Today Angelo would have been 19 ❤️ ... missing him in our hearts' and 'When you’re not physically doing okay, and on your own, a needy dog is quite the challenge', reflecting Feeling. The frequent use of checklists and planning, e.g., 'Blood tests ✅ Ultrasound ✅ Slice of toast ✅ HRT ✅ Implant ✅ Uber ✅', demonstrates a Judging preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard your robo‑vacuum PRUE can handle three dog‑loads of hair—how about I sweep you off your feet with a cheeseburger in honor of Angelo’s birthday?
- Your prebiotic routine is on point—let me be the probiotic that adds a little extra sparkle to your day (and maybe a coffee break after your meds alarm rings).
- You haven’t watched The Grinch yet? Let’s fix that with a holiday movie night—I'll bring the popcorn, you bring the hydrangea vibes, and we can swap dog‑walk stories.
- Between implant appointments and CT scans, you’re basically a sci‑fi heroine—can I be your side‑kick for a coffee and a Netflix binge of The Big C?
- Rufus’s tail‑wags could melt any hospital ward—how about we test that theory with a cuddle session, a kebab, and a joke about the fly that refuses to leave the hallway?
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NZ health coach & dog mum to Rufus, navigating uterine surgery, grief & daily wall bumps - powered by coffee, hydrangeas & stubborn optimism.– @MsScarletBlade
Your signature cocktail
Rainbow Bridge Cheeseburger Fizz
The cocktail is named the "Rainbow Bridge Cheeseburger Fizz" to honor Angelo, her beloved dog who would have turned 19 today ("Today Angelo would have been 19 ❤️ ... Hope you get to eat all the birthday cheeseburgers 🍔"). The bright blood‑orange juice mirrors her hospital blood tests ("Blood tests ✅"), while honey references the "angel elixir" from her New World shout‑out. Ginger beer adds a fizzy, resilient kick like her humor about the persistent fly ("I’m kinda sick of avoiding it; fly spray didn’t work"). A splash of chocolate bitters nods to the cheeseburger treat for Angelo, and an edible hydrangea petal pays tribute to the stunning hydrangea she received for Christmas ("Look at this stunning hydrangea my friend gifted me for Christmas 🤩"). The drink balances sweet, bitter, and sparkling, just like her journey through health challenges and daily humor.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Based on the tweets, MsScarletBlade displays strong loyalty and dedication to her dog, empathy for others, patience through medical hardships, and a cooperative spirit, which align with Hufflepuff values. For example, she writes "Home, curled up on the bed with Rufus by my knees... Big love to @jamanda for being Rufus’s Primary Care Aunty all weekend" showing loyalty and teamwork. She also says "When you’re not physically doing okay, and on your own, a needy dog is quite the challenge" indicating dedication and perseverance. Her willingness to support community members, as in "Rufus gave him big smiles... Dogs are a pure gift to humanity" underscores Hufflepuff’s caring nature. Additionally, she acknowledges and appreciates good care from staff, saying "I have honestly had the most excellent nurse care", reflecting fairness and gratitude.
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Your song
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
The track "Dog Days Are Over" by Florence + The Machine mirrors MsScarletBlade’s journey through intense health challenges, loss, and eventual hope. Their tweets reveal prolonged hardship—"2 ½ hrs of nonstop clots, cramps and dripping bleeding" and repeated hospital check‑lists—while also celebrating the memory of their dog Angelo ("Today Angelo would have been 19… Happy Heavenly Rainbow Bridge Birthday"). The song’s refrain, "The dog days are over," captures the moment they start looking forward to brighter days, as hinted by posts like "Came out of therapy to discover we finally have a breeze in Auckland" and their humor‑filled moments ("Shout out to my first mosquito bite of the summer"). The upbeat, liberating vibe of the song aligns with their resilient, witty personality shown in lines such as "I’m not an introvert, because I strike up a conversation and make everybody laugh."
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