
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Their timeline mixes chaotic horniness, impulsivity, and oddly wholesome devotion in a way that fits Homer more than anyone else. Like Homer obsessing over donuts or a new hobby, they get comically fixated on Hu Tao and Liyue, saying things like “there is only one woman i love and it's hu tao. i have two sisters and a mother” and “liyueliyueliyueliyueliyue…”. Their humor is loud, dramatic, and a bit unhinged—see “YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE IM GONNA SQUEEZE AND BITE YOU” and “watch me play my favorite games and i'll literally let you put me on a collar and leash”—which mirrors Homer’s over-the-top emotional reactions. They also show a kind of self-aware messiness, joking about spending and gacha addiction with “Ten out of ten Hu Tao mains say they've faced financial problems due to in game purchases”, very in line with Homer’s lack of impulse control. Underneath all that, though, there’s sincere affection for their partner and friends, like “im cryingg how did this work on you, we're both so easy. happy one year anniversary i love you tooooo”, which matches Homer’s often-clumsy but genuine heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and visibility, asking others to engage and celebrate them, e.g. “since everyone's doing it what do you guys see me as”, demanding birthday attention and PDA in “yall have to greet me and arty happy birthday in 2 weeks and 2 days we're gonna PDA all day and you guys have to watch”, and openly craving more affection in “yall need to love me more icl. how is nonoomf doing better than yall”. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition: they enjoy playful, conceptual takes rather than just concrete details, like imagining lore/character dynamics in “i like getting these posts on my timeline and imagining them as things hu tao would send yanfei when yanfei's out for work” and spinning exaggerated scenarios such as “stab me with your pen and use my blood as your ink”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and fandom attachment: they gush about characters and people (“ik i say i'm not gay a lot but i really am really gay for the right people. Exhibit A:”), talk about loneliness and wanting Valentines content in “as valentines day is coming up, iiii am very lonely and want things to post on twitter”, and show strong emotional reactions in both affection and frustration (“YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE IM GONNA SQUEEZE AND BITE YOU”). Their lifestyle and tweeting style are highly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, like joking about laziness and spontaneity in “i could really go for icecream right now or like pizza or nutella bread but im too lazy to get out of bed”, or casually reinstalling/tilting in games in “me reinstalling valorant trying to improve my mental”. The combination of emotionally intense, playful, highly social, fandom-obsessed, and spontaneous behavior matches ENFP more closely than other types.

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Hu Tao main, Liyue cartographer & gacha economist. Once reinstalled Valorant to ‘fix my mental’ and queued Genshin instead. 19 | He/Him/Any– @MtHuTao

Your signature cocktail
The Hutaotini: Wangsheng Wired is a chaotic, flirty burst of heat and sweetness—just like Mt. calling Hu Tao “literally ruining my life” while still worshipping her (“there is only one woman i love and it's hu tao. i have two sisters and a mother”). The spiced chili-infused vodka shot captures their unhinged horny gamer energy and sudden outbursts like “YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE IM GONNA SQUEEZE AND BITE YOU” and “watch me play my favorite games and i'll literally let you put me on a collar and leash”. Lychee liqueur with rose syrup brings a soft, romantic sweetness for their desperate-but-playful need for affection and Valentines (“i need a valentines for valentines day”) and their clingy love for oomfs and arty (“yall have to greet me and arty happy birthday… we're gonna PDA all day”). The black sesame milk foam nods to their comfy, slightly domestic side—wanting ice cream and Nutella bread but being too lazy to get out of bed (“i could really go for icecream right now… but im too lazy to get out of bed”) and their constant return to cozy Hu Tao content (“i always come back to this song to listen to hu taos theme”). A splash of espresso mirrors the cracked, hyper-online gamer grind—Valorant, osu, Genshin, Roblox FPS (“roblox fps games are the only ones with fast enough pacing for my tiktok attention span”) and their “world is no longer safe once more” mornings (“good morning world, today i rise and the world is no longer safe once more”). Finally, edible gold flakes and a tiny sugar 'foot' garnish represent their luxurious overinvestment in Hu Tao (“Ten out of ten Hu Tao mains say they've faced financial problems due to in game purchases”) and the infamous foot-awareness arc (“DUDE I SEE FEET AND I'M LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS”), making this drink as extra, cursed, and endearing as Mt. themself.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s defining trait is intense loyalty and devotion, especially to Hu Tao and their close circle, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They center their whole online identity around being a Hu Tao main and devotee, and even joke about financial self-sabotage for her with “Ten out of ten Hu Tao mains say they've faced financial problems due to in game purchases… 0% … regretted spending money on Hu Tao in 2025”, showing steadfast attachment over practicality. Their affection toward oomfs and partner is consistent and warm, as seen in “yall have to greet me and arty happy birthday in 2 weeks and 2 days we're gonna PDA all day and you guys have to watch” and “my #1 hater i love you @onchioriya”, which reflects valuing relationships and shared in-jokes. They actively ask their community to interact and care about what oomfs think, like “other than hu tao, i wonder what genshin characters oomfs would say i'm like” and “some people need to be more obsessed with their characters. i feel out of place sometimes”, signaling a desire for mutual support and belonging. Even when they complain about being lonely, it’s framed around wanting to share things with others, e.g. “redoing these! as valentines day is coming up, iiii am very lonely and want things to post on twitter”, which fits Hufflepuff’s social, community-oriented nature more than the individualistic ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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A song that best suits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: loud, dramatic, a little unhinged, but ultimately playful and self-aware. Their timeline is full of chaotic affection and over-the-top bits like “YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE IM GONNA SQUEEZE AND BITE YOU” and “watch me play my favorite games and i'll literally let you put me on a collar and leash”, which fits the song’s rebellious, theatrical energy. They’re extremely online, gay-disaster coded, and jokingly miserable about their fixation — see “Hu Tao is literally ruining my life.” and “no bitch hu tao has me miserable as fuck 😂✌️” — mirroring the song’s mix of angst and humor. Their dramatic romantic loneliness in “i need a valentines for valentines day” and identity spam like “liyueliyueliyue…” also echo the exaggerated, youthful intensity that Teenagers captures so well.

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