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This user mixes introspective, almost philosophical self-reflection with sharp social critique, which aligns strongly with Lisa Simpson’s personality. They tweet thoughtful, big-picture ideas like “0% de chance não existe... é puro comodismo pra embasar nossa preguiça e medo de falhar” and “a jornada do herói não é sobre ganhar, é sobre transformar”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize life and look for meaning. They show political awareness and frustration with shallow discourse in tweets such as “a sociedade se digitalizou antes de se alfabetizar e as consequências disso são bizarras” and “as pessoas que se dizem 'comunistas' no brasil são tão patéticas...”, much like Lisa’s critical stance toward society and institutions. At the same time, they reveal emotional vulnerability and loneliness in posts like “antigamente eu tinha tantos amigos, me pergunto quando isso mudou” and “queria salvar o mundo mas não salvei o meu”, which fits Lisa’s recurring arcs about feeling isolated despite caring deeply. Even their love of competitive games and storytelling, seen in “eu sou completamente apaixonado pelo competitivo de league of legends” and “e descobri que o segredo para ser um herói era só ser eu mesmo”, parallels Lisa’s passion for her niche interests and her journey to accept herself.

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They lean Introvert: despite joking about drinking and social scenes, a lot of focus is on inner life, loneliness and feeling disconnected, like reflecting that “antigamente eu tinha tantos amigos, me pergunto quando isso mudou” and confessing vulnerability in “não fiz novos amigos e afastei os que eu amo”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they often move from concrete events to broader ideas or metaphors, such as “0% de chance não existe, isso é uma invenção nossa pra gente se conformar…” and philosophical takes like “deus é a causa imanente e não transitiva de todas as coisas”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking, centering values, emotions and meaning: “a jornada do herói não é sobre ganhar, é sobre transformar”, “queria salvar o mundo mas não salvei o meu”, and “apesar de todas as adversidades continuar tentando, é o que eu sempre fiz” show prioritizing ideals and inner growth over cold logic. While they can be blunt and critical of politics and others, even that is value-driven, e.g. “as pessoas que se dizem 'comunistas' no brasil são tão patéticas, nunca vão conseguir juntar a classe trabalhadora desse jeito”. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous, mood-driven, and often about uncertainty rather than firm structure, like “é fácil pensar no futuro... mas isso é falho, tudo que a gente tem é o presente” and self-aware messiness such as “deu tudo errado mas eu ainda não desisti de mim”. The blend of introspection, idealism, emotional depth, and loose, non‑structured lifestyle fits an INFP profile best.

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LoL esports nerd, film-a-day challenger & BOTW finisher. Once got banned from anime but still argues about tierlists, politics and fruit rankings.– @mugiblade

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with chili pepper for the aggressive, unfiltered side that screams in all caps at esports dramas and politics, like “que porra a red canids tá fazendo” and the bio “blood for the blood god.” Cold brew coffee represents the long nights gaming and watching League, from “2 da manhã jogando lol ouvindo marilia mendonça 2/13 no aram” to “eu sou completamente apaixonado pelo competitivo de league of legends”. Red vermouth adds a bittersweet, introspective layer for tweets like “queria salvar o mundo mas não salvei o meu” and “antigamente eu tinha tantos amigos, me pergunto quando isso mudou”. A splash of tonic water is the dry irony and meme humor behind posts such as “social democracia é a cabeça da minha pica” and “caralho eu sou literalmente o jim”. Finally, a lemon peel twist on top is the sharp, hopeful edge of lines like “apesar de todas as adversidades continuar tentando, é o que eu sempre fiz e vou continuar fazendo” and “deu tudo errado mas eu ainda não desisti de mim”.

Your Hogwarts House
cris shows a strong analytical and reflective streak characteristic of Ravenclaw. They dive into structural and philosophical takes, like when they write about probability and complacency in “0% de chance não existe, isso é uma invenção nossa pra gente se conformar com a baixa probabilidade das coisas boas acontecerem, é puro comodismo pra embasar nossa preguiça e medo de falhar” and discuss the hero’s journey in “a jornada do herói não é sobre ganhar, é sobre transformar, e não tem transformação nenhuma em alguém que já começa quebrado e termina do mesmo jeito”. They also show philosophical curiosity in tweets like “deus é a causa imanente e não transitiva de todas as coisas” and media-literacy critiques such as “a sociedade se digitalizou antes de se alfabetizar e as consequências disso são bizarras”. Their love of narratives and meta-analysis appears in comments like “we often choose our favourite characters because we see ourselves in them” and in picking apart media takes in “imagina ter um repertório midiático tão pífio que a primeira vez q vc vê um plot de autodescobrimento envolvendo sexualidade é em stranger things”. Even in gaming and esports, they focus on structure and quality, as in “eu sou completamente apaixonado pelo competitivo de league of legends… espero que um dia joguemos bem internacionalmente e mostremos para o mundo que também sabemos jogar”, which shows a thoughtful, systemic perspective rather than pure bravado. While there are hints of Gryffindor passion and Slytherin edge, the dominant traits are intellectual curiosity, critical thinking, and love of ideas—very much Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is “Welcome to the Black Parade” because it mixes melodramatic sadness, self-reflection, and heroic aspiration in the same way this user does. They constantly wrestle with pain and isolation, saying things like “antigamente eu tinha tantos amigos, me pergunto quando isso mudou” and “não fiz novos amigos e afastei os que eu amo”, echoing the song’s themes of loss and growing up broken. At the same time, they frame their life as a kind of hero’s journey, writing “a jornada do herói não é sobre ganhar, é sobre transformar” and “e descobri que o segredo para ser um herói era só ser eu mesmo”, which fits perfectly with the song’s narrative of carrying on despite the damage. Their desire to change the world but struggle with their own life, in tweets like “queria salvar o mundo mas não salvei o meu” and “If you want to make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself and make a change.”, mirrors the song’s tension between personal pain and grand ideals. Even their persistence—“apesar de todas as adversidades continuar tentando, é o que eu sempre fiz e vou continuar fazendo”—matches the anthemic, "we keep marching anyway" spirit at the core of Welcome to the Black Parade.

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