Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Fan: Demonstrates unwavering devotion to São Paulo FC, describing the relationship as “dependent” despite the suffering it causes.
- Animal Lover: Shows deep empathy for pets, criticizing people who abandon “old and ugly” dogs and sharing stories about his own.
- Cultural Range: Engages with a diverse global timeline featuring “Portuguese, English, Spanish, French, Korean, and Russian” content.
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledges his own tendencies toward “freak” behavior and the need to filter his thoughts for different audiences.
- Academic Ambition: Reflects on his education through “research projects about utopias” and searches for new philosophy students.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: Uses harsh insults, calling others “stupid” or “filthy punheteiro” when frustrated.
- Self-Destructive Humor: Makes frequent jokes about “cutting his wrists” or “lobotomizing” himself over celebrities.
- Impulsive Fanaticism: Admits to “primitive” rivalries, even wanting to hit players from his own team for wearing a rival's colors.
- Unhealthy Habits: Openly discusses excessive “drinking and smoking” and struggling with high screen time.
- Xenophobic Tendencies: Expresses intense “disgust” toward specific nationalities due to sports-related frustrations.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a passionate intellectual who balances deep political convictions with a sensitive, artistic soul. Their bio highlights a commitment to comunismo and social issues, similar to Lisa's activism, while tweets like “eu quando tava fazendo o projeto de pesquisa sobre utopias” reflect her academic dedication. They share Lisa's sharp, often cynical wit regarding social dynamics, seen when they critique others for being “BURRA” or call out “homens fazendo piada”. Despite their tough exterior, they possess a tender heart for animals and culture, much like Lisa, as shown in their emotional reaction to “Scorsese ama tanto a cachorra dele”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Jean exhibits Extroversion (E) through high-energy engagement with a wide digital social circle, admitting he has “14 hours of screen time per day” and finds his timeline special for its multicultural connections. His Intuition (N) is seen in his focus on future possibilities and abstract concepts, such as his “research project on utopias” and frequent references to idealistic political and social themes. He leans toward Feeling (F), expressing intense emotional reactions to sports, music, and relationships, often using hyperbolic language like “I need to love” or describing deep affection for his friends. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his spontaneous, unfiltered tweeting style and his admission that he “needs to learn how to drink” or acts on impulses, reflecting a flexible and less structured lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be Liam Gallagher, but I promise if you give me a chance, I’ll be your 'Wonderwall' and we can share cigarettes and alcohol until the sun comes up.
- Are you the São Paulo shirt #1? Because I want to honor you immediately and treat you with the respect you deserve.
- Forget the project on utopias—I think I found one just by looking at your profile, and it’s a lot better than anything my 'playboy cousin' could ever find.
- I’m naturally optimistic, but I’d be even more of a 'genio' if I could convince you to skip the secondary account and just send those thirsty tweets directly to me.
- I promise I’m not a rival, so you don't have to hate me; in fact, I’m willing to be the 'engraçadinho perturbado' to your neurodivergent energy.
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São Paulo FC devotee and philosophy student. When I'm not over-analyzing Marvel comics or Oasis lyrics, I’m probably mourning the loss of my 'lesbian skin' era.– @mugiwaratrikas
Your signature cocktail
The Cigarettes & Alcohol Tricolor
This cocktail captures a spirit that is “naturally optimistic but complicated,” blending the smoky grit of an Oasis anthem with the intense highs of a São Paulo FC match. The Cachaça honors their roots in Brazil, while the English Gin pays homage to their obsession with the Gallagher brothers, specifically the dream of “smoking with Liam before he stops.” The Campari reflects the bitter rivalry they feel toward other teams, admitting they are “completely primitive when it comes to rivalry.” Finally, it’s a high-energy drink for someone who admits to “14 hours of screen time a day” and needs a drink as bold as a “bissexual stalin.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jean exhibits a classic Gryffindor profile characterized by intense emotional outbursts and fierce loyalty to his 'colors,' often reacting with raw passion during São Paulo FC matches, such as when he exclaims “LUCIANO EU TE AMO PRA CARALHO” or “AGORA SIM PORRA”. His temperament is notably impulsive and confrontational toward rivals, admitting he is “completamente primitivo quando se trata de rivalidade, queria dar paulada em jogador do meu time que usou camisa do palmeiras”. This 'fire-first' attitude extends to his social justice beliefs and a self-described heroic streak found in his bio. Furthermore, his bluntness in calling out others—exemplified by “caralho como você é BURRA tá doendo no meu cérebro ler esse tweet”—demonstrates a Gryffindor-esque lack of filter when standing up for what he perceives as the truth.
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Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
As an avid fan of British rock and the Gallagher brothers, Jean embodies the raw, rebellious spirit of Oasis, specifically their anthem Cigarettes & Alcohol. They explicitly state their lifestyle and musical preference by tweeting “mas tudo que preciso são cigarros e álcool” while showing a deep obsession with the band's aesthetic, even joking about wanting to “fumar com ele” (Liam Gallagher). The song's themes of finding escapism in hedonism amidst a chaotic life resonate with Jean's frequent expressions of emotional intensity, such as when they say “to bem nao” or their passionate outbursts over São Paulo FC. This track perfectly bridges their self-proclaimed love for communism and rock 'n' roll, capturing the energy of someone who is “naturalmente otimista mas ta muito complicado”.
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