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Your Simpsons character
Ezra matches Bart Simpson best: a chaotic, irreverent jokester who mixes edgy humor with surprisingly sharp social and political awareness. They constantly fire off slanderous or provocative one-liners like “my top 3 slander tweets”, “nah dickriding is crazy”, and “actual subhumans man”, which feel very Bart-esque in tone. At the same time, they show a rebellious, anti-authority streak toward states and cops, e.g. “gestapo this, israel that, nah bro ICE is american asf” and “all cops are evil but cops from US and UK even more evil”, echoing Bart’s instinct to push back against institutions. Their flair for dramatic shitposting like “LANDBREAKERS ARE HAMAS TERRA HAS A RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF” and self-deprecating humor such as “i'm tired of life” fits Bart’s mix of bravado and underlying angst. The combination of gaming obsession, edgy jokes (“I make edgy jokes sometimes so be aware”) and constant stirring of discourse makes them feel much closer to Bart’s chaotic teen energy than to the more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: their world is mostly online media, gacha, politics, and niche humor rather than socializing, and they even say things like “i need to create a new priv so i can talk about problematic shit in peace”, which shows valuing a smaller, controlled audience over broad social engagement. Their interests and commentary are strongly intuitive, focusing on abstractions, ideology, and patterns in geopolitics and media rather than concrete daily life, e.g. “this continent is just park from regular show” and the ironic "ideal country" post “my ideal country: education:🇹🇷 ... western degeneracy:❌”. They lean clearly thinking over feeling: their tone is blunt, analytical, and often harshly critical, as in “actual subhumans man” and “all cops are evil but cops from US and UK even more evil”, prioritizing critique and ideological consistency over diplomacy. Their spontaneity, shitposting, and lack of evident long-term planning in their tweets point to perceiving: they jump between topics (gacha drama, global politics, personal mood) in a loose, reactive way, seen in posts like “i don't even know why i tweeted this” and “video games are gameplayslop”. Overall, an INTP profile fits best: introverted, highly online, abstract/ideological, analytically critical, and strongly improvisational in how they express their thoughts.

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Games, geopolitics & loud opinions. Arknights/Endfield enjoyer. Once pulled a 6★ in 10 rolls and haven’t shut up about it since.– @Mujicaism

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High-proof rye whiskey stands in for their loud, unapologetic edge and political bite, the kind of person who says “all cops are evil but cops from US and UK even more evil” and jokes about filtering followers with “how i can filter liberals from this account”. Bitter grapefruit liqueur mirrors their sharp, often salt-crusted takes on geopolitics and war like “putin, just give up on this war or someone just stage a coup against him, i can't take it anymore” and their ongoing Israel discourse with “gestapo this, israel that, nah bro ICE is american asf”. Sour cherry syrup is the sweet-and-sad core under the edge, the person who says “i'm tired of life” yet still posts “good morning” with Arknights vibes like “good morning” and “good morning”. Cold brew coffee captures the terminally online, gacha-brain insomnia of someone who calls video games “gameplayslop”, worries about revenue discourse in “end of month so we will see endfield in revenue discourse right”, and still asks for motivation in “someone give me motivation to play endfield”. A dash of smoked salt reflects the unapologetically edgy humor and self-awareness behind lines like “i make edgy jokes sometimes so be aware” and the gleeful chaos of “LANDBREAKERS ARE HAMAS TERRA HAS A RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF”, making the whole drink intense, experimental, and just a little bit cursed—exactly like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Ezra shows a strongly combative, us‑vs‑them worldview and a focus on ideological purity that fits Slytherin’s sharper, more ruthless edge. They talk about wanting to separate from people who don’t fit their politics, asking “how i can filter liberals from this account” and saying “i need to create a new priv so i can talk about problematic shit in peace”, which reflects a strategic, self‑protective approach to social space. Their rhetoric toward groups they dislike is often dehumanizing, as in calling some people “actual subhumans man”, and mocking others with lines like “dude you're polish”, which suggests a willingness to use harshness as a weapon. Even their jokes about geopolitics and ideology, such as the constructed "ideal country" in “my ideal country: education:🇹🇷 … western degeneracy:❌”, show a cynical, power-aware mindset rather than a conciliatory or purely curious one. While there is some wit and political curiosity (a Ravenclaw trait), the dominant throughline is sharp partisanship, boundary-drawing, and a readiness to escalate conflict—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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Their mix of self-deprecating humor, political edge, and emotional volatility fits I'm Not Okay (I Promise) almost perfectly. They joke about burnout and mental strain with posts like “i'm tired of life” and “i need to create a new priv so i can talk about problematic shit in peace”, echoing the song’s "I’m not okay" confession masked by sarcasm. Their bio (“22 years old bisexual moid | any pronouns | yuri rts | I make edgy jokes sometimes so be aware”) and chaotic posts like “there are pictures of my penis on reddit rn” show the same theatrical, messy self-presentation MCR leans into. The way they veer from heavy geopolitics (“putin, just give up on this war or someone just stage a coup against him, i can't take it anymore”) to gaming salt and shitposts like “video games are gameplayslop” mirrors the song’s blend of real frustration and melodramatic flair. Overall, they come off as someone who’s genuinely overwhelmed but prefers to scream it out in memes and edgy jokes rather than say it straight—exactly the emotional register of I'm Not Okay (I Promise).

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