mulletfuckboy
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Their absurd and self-deprecating humor shines in tweets like 'Instead of bottom prepping I just shove the flexi vacuum attachment up my ass and suck everything up.'
- Authentic: Basil's openness about their life, like 'My feet actually smell so bad it's diabolical,' shows a willingness to be real and unfiltered.
- Caring: Despite their chaotic humor, they express warmth, as seen in 'Seeing all the teenage divas seshing crazy style at the skate park honestly warms my heart.'
- Creative: Their inventive tweets, like 'Bring back trepanning,' highlight a quirky and imaginative mind.
- Resilient: Their ability to laugh at life's absurdities, such as 'Immediately fall down stairs WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES GOD HATE ME,' shows resilience.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'Neighbor smoking weed out on the balcony should I ask for a hit' suggest a tendency toward impulsive decisions.
- Chaotic: Accidentally making chlorine gas while cleaning ('Just accidentally made chlorine gas while bleaching my grout') reflects their chaotic approach to tasks.
- Overthinking: Tweets like 'What if I crash out crazy style, what then' reveal a tendency to spiral into overthinking.
- Self-Doubt: They express insecurity in tweets like 'Nobody finds me funny.'
- Procrastination: Tweeting 'Was scrolling reels instead of applying for jobs' shows a struggle with procrastination.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Basil's chaotic humor and penchant for mischief, like 'Instead of bottom prepping I just shove the flexi vacuum attachment up my ass,' align with Bart's rebellious antics. Both have a knack for absurd situations, like Bart's prank calls and Basil's chlorine gas incident. Their humor and chaotic energy make them a perfect match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Basil embodies ENFP traits: energetic, spontaneous, and deeply reflective. Their chaotic humor, like 'Instead of bottom prepping I just shove the flexi vacuum attachment up my ass,' showcases their playful spontaneity. Their reflective side appears in 'The worst part about camp is where u suddenly regain consciousness on the way home.' They thrive on connecting with others, as seen in 'Today I taught all my colleagues who cupcakke is,' and embrace life's chaos with optimism.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Costco membership? Because I’d renew you every year just to keep you in my life.
- Did you suncream just one arm? Because you’ve left the other one open for me to hold.
- Are you a trucker tan? Because you’ve left an unforgettable mark on me.
- Are you a piss tattoo? Because I’d proudly wear you forever.
- Are you bleach? Because you take my breath away, just like that grout incident.
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Chaotic theyfab | 23 | Joy-maxxing through trucker tans, chlorine gas, and piss tattoos | Costco enthusiast and meme philosopher | DM me if you dare.– @mulletfuckboy
Your signature cocktail
The Joy Maxxer
The 'Joy Maxxer' captures Basil’s chaotic yet delightful essence. Vodka represents their boldness, seen in 'Today I taught all my colleagues who cupcakke is.' Blue Curacao adds a colorful twist, like their pride Crocs. Vanilla Coke is a nod to their tweet 'There is nothing in this world that cannot be fixed by a biscoff KitKat chunky and a vanilla coke.' The glitter rim reflects their vibrant, unapologetic personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Basil's caring and community-oriented side, as seen in 'Seeing all the teenage divas seshing crazy style at the skate park honestly warms my heart,' aligns with Hufflepuff's values. They also show a love for the simple joys of life, like 'I LOVE COSTCO,' which fits the house's down-to-earth nature. Their chaotic humor doesn't fit the more serious houses, but their resilience and authenticity make them a perfect Hufflepuff.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
This song's rebellious, quirky energy fits Basil's personality. Their tweet 'Wearing cargo shorts, a pitbull t shirt and pride Crocs to my work IT appointment' mirrors the song's outsider vibe. Their chaotic humor, like 'Bring back trepanning,' aligns with the song's playful irreverence. It's a perfect anthem for their joy-maxxing life.
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