Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly describes inner states like burnout and lingering sadness, e.g. reflecting that “غم غریبی دارم… بعید میدونم این غمی باشه که زمان بتونه روش مرحم بذاره”.
- Humorous: Turns annoyances into jokes, like the dental pain tweets “دوتا دندون کشیدم و مردم” and the snow-day exam delay “قسمت ترسناکش این بود که اصلا استرسی هم نداشتم”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and family, e.g. treasuring late-night calls from مابو about a song “فهمیدم دوستامو درست انتخاب کردم” and feeling sad when their dad leaves again “بعد اینهمه وقت باز هم… غمگین و دلتنگ میشم”.
- Reflective: Analyzes relationships and life patterns, like noticing how people take comments personally “آدما یکجوری حرفاتو به خودشون میگیرن…” and thinking about how some losses never normalize “بعضی از دست دادن ها، هیچوقت عادی نمیشن”.
- Experiential: Actively seeks rich experiences—travel, theater, books—such as long walks with music for ‘recovery’ “۱۵ کیلومتر سربالایی راه رفتن و آهنگ بوشهری گوش دادن” and emotionally investing in novels like Madame Bovary “مادام بوآری تموم شد و من هم باهاش تموم شدم”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-exhaustion: Repeatedly mentions deep fatigue and burnout across life domains, like “در همه جنبه ها و ابعاد زندگی برن اوت شدم”.
- Self-neglect: Feels they focus on others’ happiness while not being cared for, as in “همونقدر که من همیشه به فکر خوشحال کردن دیگرانم… همونقدر دیگران، من تخمشونم نیستم”.
- Low-boundaries: Lets disappointing social dynamics linger, e.g. still opening messages hoping to hear ‘we miss you’ despite recurring letdowns “هردفعه این پروژه شکست میخوره”.
- Academic-avoidance: Frequently delays thesis or exams in favor of other tasks, joking about doing all housework to avoid the thesis “تمام کارهای خونتو انجام دادی که خدایی نکرده یک نگاهی به پایاننامه نندازی” and starting an exam very late at night “ساعت ۲ شبه و من هنوز امتحانمو حتی شروع هم نکردم”.
- Irritability: Notes a sharply reduced tolerance and quick reactive responses, as in “آستانه تحمل و صبرم رو به قدری آورده پایین… در لحظه واکنش متقابل هم نشون میدم”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read deeply and are emotionally affected by books in a very Lisa-like way, as in “مادام بوآری تموم شد و من هم باهاش تموم شدم.” and “یکجوری کتاب میخونم که وقتی تموم میشه، انگار تمام بلایای زمینی و آسمونی سرش اومده.”. Their bio mentions wanting to be a sharp software-world critic and they joke about tech and GPT, echoing Lisa’s mix of intellect and self-awareness, for example “داشتم آدامس ام رو میترکوندم و منتظر بودم GPT سریع تر تمرینمو انجام بده...”. Like Lisa, they feel things intensely and live with a constant sense of longing and melancholy, as in “دیگه غم تموم وجودم رو گرفته.” and “غم غریبی دارم، خوشحالم از اینکه بالاخره پذیرفتمش...”. They also crave meaningful friendships and feel a bit out of place socially, much like Lisa does: “بله دوستان شاید باورتون نشه ولی من واقعا از کمبود دوست دختر صمیمی رنج میبرم.”. On top of that, their love for music, theater, and quiet, thoughtful nights (“کاش همیشه شب بود. سکوت دوست داشتنی تره... حتی غم ها زیباترن.”) fits Lisa’s artistic, introspective side more than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as clearly more introverted than extroverted: although they enjoy friends and social time, they emphasize feeling unseen or lacking close connections, e.g. lamenting that they suffer from a lack of close girl friends in “بله دوستان شاید باورتون نشه ولی من واقعا از کمبود دوست دختر صمیمی رنج میبرم.” and cherishing quiet, solitary moments like nights, rain, and reading in “کاش همیشه شب بود… حتی غم ها زیباترن.” and “این دو روزی که رو کاناپه کنار پنجره کتاب خوندم، فیلم دیدم و خوابیدم… آدم مهربون تری بودم.”. Their tweets show a strong intuition (N) preference: they constantly turn experiences into meanings about life, longing, and time — for example, reflecting that some losses never normalize in “به نظرم بعضی از دست دادن ها، هیچوقت عادی نمیشن…” and saying “آدم تهش با دلتنگی زندگی میکنه” in this tweet, which is a very abstract, existential framing rather than a concrete one. Their decision-making is strongly feeling (F)‑oriented and relational: they focus on emotions, hurt, and consideration for others, like feeling taken for granted in “همونقدر که من همیشه به فکر خوشحال کردن دیگرانم… همونقدر دیگران، من تخمشونم نیستم.” and distinguishing between kindness versus obligation in “عزیز من بعضی چیز ها لطفه، نه وظیفه.”. On the J/P axis, they show procrastination, spontaneity, and a tendency to drift with energy and mood rather than rigid plans, such as doing all house chores just to avoid the thesis in “آفرین نازنین امروز تمام کارهای خونتو انجام دادی که خدایی نکرده یک نگاهی به پایاننامه نندازی.” and starting an exam at 2 a.m. without stress in “ساعت ۲ شبه و من هنوز امتحانمو حتی شروع هم نکردم… اصلا استرسی هم نداشتم.”, all pointing to a perceiving (P) style. Their romantic melancholy, deep attachment to books and art, and emphasis on inner emotional landscapes in tweets like “دیگه غم تموم وجودم رو گرفته.” and “غم غریبی دارم، خوشحالم از اینکه بالاخره پذیرفتمش…” fit the classic INFP profile: idealistic, introspective, emotionally intense, and guided by personal values rather than external structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if you lived in Tehran we could always find you at Jazz Café — I don’t live in Tehran, but I’m fully prepared to get lost repeatedly until ‘coincidentally’ bumping into you there.
- You finished Madame Bovary and said you were done with it too; if you ever want a rebound book buddy, I promise our story ends with less existential despair and more late‑night with‑rain‑and‑music vibes.
- For someone who claims even a simple omelette and nargesi betray her, you’ve mastered a tougher recipe: mixing baroon, music, books, and دلتنگی into this weirdly beautiful atmosphere I’d very much like to share.
- You know that night you said, ‘امشب یکی از اون شبهاست که اون پسره که من میخوام ولی اون نمیدونه من میخوامش بیاد بگه منو میخواد’ — consider this an extremely formal, GPT‑assisted application for that role.
- You joked that people said ‘نرو کامپیوتر تهش هیچی نیست’; plot twist: تهش این شد که من دارم همینجا با ارجاع به توئیت GPT و باقالیهای وسط میدون، سعی میکنم اولین دیتمون رو دیباگ کنم.
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Your new Twitter bio
Software dev in love with films, rain, and long walks with the wrong playlist. Collecting hostels, half‑finished theses, and perfectly timed movie snacks.– @Mumojida
Your signature cocktail
Melancholy Mumoji on the Rocks
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal and espresso base for their late-night, burnt-out but still-going energy, channeling lines like “دیگه برناوت شدنم کاری نیست؛ در همه جنبه ها و ابعاد زندگی برن اوت شدم” and those 2 a.m. exams with zero stress in “ساعت ۲ شبه و من هنوز امتحانمو حتی شروع هم نکردم…”. Pomegranate-rose syrup brings a bittersweet, romantic Persian softness for the hopeless dorky tenderness of “بله دوستان شاید باورتون نشه ولی من واقعا از کمبود دوست دختر صمیمی رنج میبرم.” and the way they hoard tiny joys like “خبر کوتاه است و دردناک… آخرین ردیف شکلاتی… دلخوشیم تموم شد.”. A dash of sea-salt & black lime bitters captures the sharp, self-deprecating humor and occasional explosive honesty of “یا به آدم کمک میکنید یا سکوت میکنید خودش کارشو انجام بده. اینکه هی کصشعر میگید رو نمیفهمم. اه” and the resigned sadness in “دیگه غم تموم وجودم رو گرفته.”. Earl Grey ice cubes slowly unfolding through the glass mirror the way books, music and theater seep into their life, like “یکجوری کتاب میخونم که وقتی تموم میشه، انگار تمام بلایای زمینی و آسمونی سرش اومده.” and their obsession with soundtracks in “از سریال بنشی، آهنگهاش برام موند. واقعا خوبن”. Finally, the citrus twist and dark-chocolate square salute their ability to turn even misery into a joke—whether it’s dental drama in “دوتا دندون کشیدم و مردم.” or missing snacks at the cinema in “هیچوقت دوساعت تمام بدون خوردنی فیلم ندیده بودم.”—a small, bright garnish on top of a very beautiful, very tired soul.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a deep emphasis on friendship, care, and emotional loyalty, which are archetypally Hufflepuff. They repeatedly center their happiness and pain around close relationships, like when they say the winners in life are those who live in the same city as their close friends: “برد رو اونایی کردن که با دوست های صمیمیشون تو یک شهر زندگی میکنن.” and when they openly admit missing a best-girlfriend type bond: “بله دوستان شاید باورتون نشه ولی من واقعا از کمبود دوست دختر صمیمی رنج میبرم.”. Their instinct is to make others feel good even when they themselves feel neglected, as in: “همونقدر که من همیشه به فکر خوشحال کردن دیگرانم، اینکه بهشون خوش بگذره و غصه نخورن، همونقدر دیگران، من تخمشونم نیستم.”. They also lean into small, homely joys—hosting, stretching out the end of gatherings, recreating grandma-house vibes—which is very Hufflepuff domestic energy: “بنده استاد کش دادن ساعات آخر مهمانی ها هستم...” and “حس و حال الآن خونم شبیه چندسال پیش خونه مامان بزرگمه. بوی کباب تابهای تو خونه پیچیده، دم غروبه و آرامش و سکوت.”. While they clearly have wit and introspection (a Ravenclaw-ish streak), their core identity is built around kindness, emotional labor, and enduring dailiness-with-others rather than ambition or intellectualism. Their self-deprecating humor, perseverance through burnout, and quiet hard work—like doing all house chores instead of touching the thesis: “آفرین نازنین امروز تمام کارهای خونتو انجام دادی که خدایی نکرده یک نگاهی به پایاننامه نندازی.”—round out a very Hufflepuff profile.
Your movie
Your song
The Night We Met - Lord Huron
The mood of The Night We Met — nostalgic, tender, and aching — fits them almost perfectly. They describe themselves as “in the end a sad, homesick soul” in their bio and write things like “دیگه غم تموم وجودم رو گرفته.” and “آدم تهش با دلتنگی زندگی میکنه، دیگه زندگی نکنه چیکار کنه؟”, which mirrors the song’s constant pull toward an irretrievable past. The song’s longing for a specific time and person resonates with their reflections on losses that never become normal, such as “بعضی از دست دادن ها، هیچوقت عادی نمیشن... هردفعه که بهش فکر میکنی حتی از روز اول بیشتر دلتنگ میشی”. At the same time, they find small joys in music, films, and quiet nights (“کاش همیشه شب بود... حتی غم ها زیباترن.”), just as the song wraps its sadness in something strangely beautiful. Their romantic, introspective side — wanting someone who doesn’t know they’re wanted (“اون پسره که من میخوام ولی اون نمیدونه من میخوامش”) — also fits the song’s theme of unresolved feelings and unfinished stories. Overall, the track’s combination of melancholy, memory, and soft emotional intensity suits both their tweets and the way they describe themselves.
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