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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Bagel is a high-IQ, outspoken social critic who frequently expresses frustration with the state of the world and the behavior of those around them. They share a passion for activism, seen in their bio's mention of “spread communism” and their political commentary where they “long for the day I get to cast a vote against her being in office again”. Both are characterized by a sense of social isolation and a feeling of being “the unemployed friend” or an outsider in their local environment, such as when they lament that “this state is a prison”. Despite their cynicism toward “rancid hate” and “weird ass ads”, they remain deeply devoted to their niche interests and the ethics of the media they consume.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bagel demonstrates Introversion (I) through a self-professed social anxiety and a tendency to feel “1000 gallons of shame” when interacting with new people. They lean toward Intuition (N) by focusing on the metaphorical and thematic depth of media, such as analyzing the “sexual metaphor” in The Summer Hikaru Died rather than just literal plot points. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in their strong emotional reactions to characters and values, notably when they “wish the worst” on voice actor replacements out of loyalty to original performers. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in a flexible, fandom-driven lifestyle and a disdain for rigid social labels, arguing that “liking multiple things is normal we don't need specific words” for shipping preferences.

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Arkansan fan of tactical RPGs and gacha gaming. I once made Soukan history with a single screenshot. Navigating the world with empathy and a sharp eye for kits.– @MuncherBagel

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of an Arkansan who describes their state as “a prison”. The espresso reflects their jittery, self-deprecating mental state, often feeling “1000 gallons of shame being pumped into my blood” when trying to socialize. The ginger beer provides a 'spicy' bite, matching their willingness to “livestream a violent overthrow of a government” if they lose a gacha 50/50. Finally, the savory rim pays homage to their username and their absolute devotion to Persona 4, especially the day they spent “smiling playing thru Best Friends when Yu showed up on stage with Kanji”.

Your Hogwarts House
MuncherBagel exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of intense ambition for their specific interests and a sharp, often ruthless wit directed at those who cross their personal standards. They demonstrate resourcefulness and a firm sense of self-preservation in their hobbies, such as “trying to ignore all the weird ass ads everytime I pirate an anime” or expressing a desire for power via “a violent overthrow of a government” if luck fails them. Their loyalty is highly selective and fierce, often leading to aggressive stances against outsiders, such as stating “Anyone who didn't vote for the Renato outfit is an enemy and not to be trusted”. This combination of pride, a clear 'us vs. them' mentality, and the unapologetic pursuit of their own niche desires perfectly aligns with the house of ambition and cunning.

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This song perfectly captures @MuncherBagel’s chaotic, terminally online experience where they juggle “cringe” fandoms and deep existential dread. Their feed is a frantic mix of “feeling lowkey pissed” about minor social slights and heavy admissions like “thinking about how I would write my suic1de note” in the shower. The song’s cynical humor matches their self-proclaimed “shame etched into my bones” regarding their hobbies, ranging from Persona 4 ships to hating “fuckass crab” bosses in Genshin Impact. Ultimately, the artist’s manic energy mirrors their bio's promise to “spread communism and blast Cardi B. in your churches” while simultaneously navigating the “bleak” landscape of modern social media.

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