Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects deeply on love, guilt, and conscience, e.g. “sou uma pessoa que tem a consciência extremamente pesada entao tenho que esta alinhada com os meus princípios 100% do tempo se nao eu começo a enlouquecer” and critiques ideas like “nao existe nada mais doente do que esse discurso que 'meu ultimo ato de amor foi ir embora'...... gente sabe o que é amor? FICAR”.
- Loyal-affectionate: Values presence and commitment in relationships, as in “sabe o que é intimo??? ESTAR PRESENTE CONVERSAR FAZER PARTE” and shows affection for friends, e.g. “so deus sabe o quanto eu sinto falta de estar com o leonardo e a leticia em um carro de madrugada com musica de fundo”.
- Humorous-ironic: Uses comedy and self-irony to narrate life, such as “minha vida é cômica” and jokes like “todo vez q algo da errado na minha vida é pq eu to pensando igual homem”.
- Intellectually-curious: Engages with books and complex ideas, e.g. calling Memórias do Subsolo the best book they’ve read in “memorias do subsolo eh com certeza o melhor livro que eu ja li em toda minha vida” and quoting literature and music like “Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire…”.
- Ambitious-driven: Shows drive in studies and future career, worrying about taking many subjects in “todo semestre eu quero pegar mais de 10 materias e fico com medo de nao conseguir fazer todas.” and praying for a better pharmacy salary in “deus vai aumentando o piso salarial de farmácia vai abençoando senhor”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-humor: Uses death and self-harm imagery as jokes or coping, e.g. “vou fazer acupuntura hoje e eu espero que ele enfie uma agulha dentro do meu cerebro e eu morra” and “eh tao facil acabar c a minha vida fico encantada”.
- Romantically-impulsive: Describes fast, intense attachments and traditions like “tenho uma tradição faz 5 anos de namorar a primeira pessoa q eu beijar no ano” and a strong desire for exclusive attention in “queria uma mulher que so converse comigo e mais ninguém”.
- Resentful-judgmental: Expresses strong resentment toward others, e.g. “nada no mundo me deixa mais indignada do que gente ruim se dando bem na vida” and “queria me purificar dessas pessoas patéticas queria nunca saber da existência delas”.
- Overextended-stressed: Shows overload with academic and emotional demands, like worrying about heavy course loads in “voces acham que eu aguento quimica farmaceutica, quimica organica 2 e farmacologia junto???” and developing insomnia in “acho que desenvolvi insonia”.
- Attachment-anxious: Feels intense fear of not being desired or prioritized, e.g. “todos os dias eu acordo e lembro da angustia intermitente de não ocupar lugar no desejo do Outro” and distress at seeing someone live life without them in “odeio stalkear alguem q eu fiquei e ver a pessoa vivendo a vida sem mim to mt abalada”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, with a mix of intensity, idealism, overthinking, and bookish melancholy. They clearly care about ethics and consistency, writing that they have to be "aligned with my principles 100% of the time" or they "start to go crazy" (“sou uma pessoa que tem a consciência extremamente pesada entao tenho que esta alinhada com os meus princípios 100% do tempo se nao eu começo a enlouquecer”), which fits Lisa’s moral rigor. Like Lisa, they’re academically ambitious and anxious about it, worrying about handling heavy subjects (“voces acham que eu aguento quimica farmaceutica, quimica organica 2 e farmacologia junto???”) and wanting to take many classes (“todo semestre eu quero pegar mais de 10 materias e fico com medo de nao conseguir fazer todas.”). Their love of literature and introspective classics, calling Notes from Underground "definitely the best book" they’ve read (“memorias do subsolo eh com certeza o melhor livro que eu ja li em toda minha vida”), mirrors Lisa’s precocious, slightly depressive intellectualism. Finally, the blend of romantic yearning and existential sadness—like wishing to isolate forever with one love (“eu vou achar alguem pra mim e me isolar do mundo pra sempre vai ser so meu amor e eu”) and feeling haunted by not being desired (“todos os dias eu acordo e lembro da angustia intermitente de não ocupar lugar no desejo do Outro”)—matches Lisa’s combination of emotional intensity, loneliness, and idealism rather than the more chaotic energy of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference friends, social life, bars and parties, like planning to connect with “alcool beats meus amigos droga sexo lsd bala carnaval” in “em fevereiro irei me conectar com muito alcool beats meus amigos droga sexo lsd bala carnaval”, and complain about missing people and hating vacations without them in “nao aguento mais ferias eu quero meus amigos”. Their bio Notes from Underground and love of Dostoevsky plus tweets like “todos os dias eu acordo e lembro da angustia intermitente de não ocupar lugar no desejo do Outro” show a very Intuitive style: abstract, self-analytical, and existential rather than concrete and sensory. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, judging people by ethics and emotional presence, as in “nao existe nada mais doente do que esse discurso que 'meu ultimo ato de amor foi ir embora'...... gente sabe o que é amor? FICAR” and “sou uma pessoa que tem a consciência extremamente pesada entao tenho que esta alinhada com os meus princípios 100% do tempo”. Their spontaneity and tendency to overcommit rather than rigidly structure life point to Perceiving, e.g. wanting to take more than ten subjects while doubting they can manage them in “todo semestre eu quero pegar mais de 10 materias e fico com medo de nao conseguir fazer todas.”, and impulsive emotional swings such as “eh tipo dia 13 de janeiro e eu ja fiz tudo que eu falei que nao faria en 2026”. Overall, a socially hungry, emotionally intense, imaginative style that oscillates between romantic idealism and self-aware chaos is highly consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your sexuality is ‘believer / bar or library – library.’ If I take you to a bar inside a library, does that count as a religious experience or just our first date?
- You’re out here reading Notes from Underground and calling it the best book you’ve ever read, plus quoting The Brothers Karamazov… so when exactly do we start our depressed Dostoevsky couple arc and overthink each other at bars in Curitiba?
- You said every time something goes wrong it’s because you’re thinking like a man – I volunteer as your control group: we go out, you think like you, I adore you, and we see if your life statistically improves.
- You’re juggling organic chem 2, pharmaceutical chemistry, pharmacology, acupunture appointments and still have the energy to complain about February full of alcohol, beats and LSD… I don’t need drugs, I just need you explaining mechanisms of action to me at 2 a.m.
- You miss late-night car rides with music, feel more devastated with FK / KayBlack / Veigh than Mitski or Hozier, and you want someone to just stay — so how about we put on sad playlist core, drive around Campo Grande or Curitiba, and I prove that ‘my last act of love’ is not leaving, it’s being there in the passenger seat forever.
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Pharmacy student in Curitiba, haunted by Dostoevsky, saved by bars, beaches & BTS. Once did 10 classes a semester for fun and survived (barely).– @munizny
Your signature cocktail
Notes from the Underground Crush
This drink starts with cachaça infused with strawberries for the girl who does “cafe da manha morango almoço morango janta morango”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2010746870570901870) and still wants more sweetness out of life. Cold brew coffee with a pinch of cocoa brings the insomnia-fueled, exam-season energy of someone asking “voces acham que eu aguento quimica farmaceutica, quimica organica 2 e farmacologia junto???”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2016272878769942633) and joking that acupunture could just kill her already. A touch of dry vermouth with sea salt captures the bitter, cynical edge of “nada no mundo me deixa mais indignada do que gente ruim se dando bem na vida”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2015827320427130938) and “é meio incrível a tendencia que pessoas ruins tem de serem amigas”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2010538121520152611). Lime juice adds sharpness for the woman who says “toda vez q algo da errado na minha vida é pq eu to pensando igual homem”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2016792286474948999) and demands that love means “FICAR”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2016859485168394700), not leaving. Finally, sparkling water lightens everything up, like the version of her who wants to get lost in bars and carnival “com muito alcool beats meus amigos droga sexo lsd bala carnaval”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2018347792708628910) while still dreaming of marrying on “ilha do mel”](https://x.com/munizny/status/2009402005325009050) and disappearing from the world with one person forever.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ny reads as deeply loyal, relationship‑oriented, and morally driven, which are core Hufflepuff traits. She explicitly defines love as staying and showing up, rejecting the romanticization of disappearing: “nao existe nada mais doente do que esse discurso que 'meu ultimo ato de amor foi ir embora'...... gente sabe o que é amor? FICAR” and “'ai que existe algo muito intimo em nunca nos falarmos de novo'... sabe o que é intimo??? ESTAR PRESENTE CONVERSAR FAZER PARTE”. She also shows commitment and reliability in relationships, joking that she has a tradition of dating the first person she kisses every year and calling herself “praticamente a mulher mais fiel de campo grande” in “tenho uma tradição faz 5 anos de namorar a primeira pessoa q eu beijar no ano praticamente a mulher mais fiel de campo grande”. Her heavy conscience and need to stay aligned with her principles — “sou uma pessoa que tem a consciência extremamente pesada entao tenho que esta alinhada com os meus princípios 100% do tempo se nao eu começo a enlouquecer” — emphasize fairness and ethical consistency over glory or cunning. Even in career matters, she frames success in terms of collective well‑being (“deus vai aumentando o piso salarial de farmácia vai abençoando senhor” in this tweet), which suits Hufflepuff’s grounded, work‑and‑care orientation more than Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor theatrics. While she has moments of intensity and dark humor, the through‑line of loyalty, presence, and a desire for honest, stable connection strongly points to Hufflepuff.
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All Too Well (10 Minute Version) - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them best is All Too Well (10 Minute Version) because it blends intense introspection, romantic obsession, and narrative drama in a way that mirrors their timeline. They oscillate between longing and bitterness, like when they say “e quem vai ser a pessoa que vai me fazer acreditar no amor novamente” and confess that they were already doing everything they said they wouldn’t in the new year: “eh tipo dia 13 de janeiro e eu ja fiz tudo que eu falei que nao faria en 2026”. The song’s theme of remembering every detail of a relationship and overthinking it matches tweets like “odeio stalkear alguem q eu fiquei e ver a pessoa vivendo a vida sem mim to mt abalada” and their frustration with people who leave under the guise of love: “nao existe nada mais doente do que esse discurso que 'meu ultimo ato de amor foi ir embora'...... gente sabe o que é amor? FICAR”. They’re also openly a Swiftie, quoting her directly in “Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire… One single thread of gold tied me to you”, which aligns with the song’s lyrical style of tying pain and memory together. Like All Too Well, their tweets blend romantic drama, self-awareness, and a slightly theatrical sense of suffering, turning their own life into a very detailed emotional narrative.
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