Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Confidence: He advocates for direct, simple interaction over complex dating strategies, suggesting men “Just walk over, say hi, and ask her how her day’s going.”
- Physical Discipline: He prioritizes fitness and consistency, telling a potential employer “I make the time” to stay in shape.
- Observational Humor: He finds humor in local life, such as imagining “doormen in buildings in NYC” roasting the dating lives of their residents.
- Digital Literacy: He understands and manipulates social media algorithms and app mechanics to “grow his payouts” and engagement.
- Local Expertise: He provides detailed, tier-based “Neighborhood based off Hot Girl Rankings” and specific NYC social spots.
Weaknesses:
- Judgmental Attitude: He frequently insults groups of people, calling daily cannabis users “the most lazy/dumb people on earth”.
- Deceptive Behavior: He admits to social engineering and catfishing, like “pretending to be @martyrdison” on apps for content.
- Superficial Metrics: He evaluates women using dehumanizing terminology, repeatedly referring to them as “beautiful mids”.
- Abrasive Communication: He uses aggressive language toward public officials, tweeting “.@NYCMayor clean up the city you fuck!”
- Height Insecurity: He runs social experiments to vent about dating biases, like “changed my height to 6’4 on hinge” to test match rates.
Your Simpsons character
Rainier Wolfcastle
Like the Simpsons action hero and 'McBain' star, @MurrayHillGuy1 is obsessed with physical fitness, high-status aesthetics, and a hyper-masculine lifestyle. He frequently displays a mix of arrogance and bluntness, such as when he asks if people who quit weed “just wake up one day and stop being a lazy degenerate overnight?” and boasts about his physique by judging an interviewer who asked “How are you so fit?”. Much like Wolfcastle’s frequent dismissal of those he deems inferior, he mocks men with “low IQ” and “soyboys” while prioritizing his own status as a 'six-figure' elite in the city. Ultimately, both share an unfiltered, often insensitive worldview centered on the belief that they are at the “top of the food chain.”
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
@MurrayHillGuy1 is a clear Extrovert who thrives on high-energy social environments, claiming “New York City is in a league of its own when it comes to social opportunity” and constantly reporting from bars and gyms. His Sensing preference is evident in his focus on physical attributes, rankings, and concrete data, such as his “NYC Neighborhood based off Hot Girl Rankings”. He exhibits a blunt Thinking trait, often using harsh logic to critique others, calling daily weed smokers “lazy/dumb people on earth” with “low IQ.” Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his spontaneous social experiments and his “weekend warrior” lifestyle, where he thrives on the immediate thrill of the “horniest day of all time” when the weather turns.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m not just another 'beautiful mid'—want to skip the HR-style breakup text and meet for exactly two drinks? I’ll even leave my phone face down.
- I heard you’re a fan of 'beautiful mids' with no social skills, so if I awkwardly hold eye contact for a second too long at Whole Foods, does that count as a cold approach?
- Forget the Hinge experiment; if you’re looking for a weekend warrior to survive the Charleston cold with, I’m 100% 'fat-coded' Sunday compatible.
- Since you’re 5 feet and 6 figures, I figured I’d let you know I’m a high-aura 'soyboy' hater who’s actually worth deleting the apps for.
- I promise I’m not a 'liberal with pronouns,' so you won’t have to jump off the Empire State Building if you ever have to introduce me as your partner.
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NYC social commentator & podcaster. Once debated ICE policy on a first date; now I'm exposing the chaos of dating apps. Helping you navigate the city, one mile at a time.– @MurrayHillGuy1
Your signature cocktail
The Beautiful Mid-hattan
This drink captures the high-energy, 'finance bro' chaos of a man who claims to be “5 Feet, 6 Figures, 7 Inches.” and spends his days conducting a “Hinge Experiment” to prove dating apps are a “humiliation ritual.” The overproof rye provides a punch of unearned confidence, while the espresso mirrors his disdain for “lazy degenerates” who smoke weed. It is served chilled because, as he says, “Cold doesn’t scare anyone” in the greatest city in the world. Finally, the gold leaf represents his obsession with status, even if he's just hunting for a “beautiful mid” at Whole Foods.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
MurrayHillGuy1 embodies Slytherin traits through his unapologetic ambition, obsession with social hierarchy, and use of calculated 'experiments' to manipulate and analyze the dating market. He displays a clear sense of elitism regarding his location and status, claiming “New York City is in a league of its own when it comes to social opportunity…career moves, dating, networking, all of it.” His resourcefulness is seen in his 'Hinge Experiment,' where he creates fake profiles to gather data on his competition, noting “I’m going to change my height back to 5’2 and then like them back in 3 weeks. Do you think any of them will go out with me?” Furthermore, his focus on self-preservation and 'winning' the social game is evident when he mocks others for being “down bad” while positioning himself at the “top of the food chain.”
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Welcome to New York - Taylor Swift
This song perfectly encapsulates @MurrayHillGuy1’s obsession with the city's status and social hierarchy, as he believes “New York City is in a league of its own when it comes to social opportunity”. The upbeat, ambitious nature of the track mirrors his bio's claim of “Making NYC great again, one date and one mile at a time,” while highlighting his constant search for status and the perfect partner. Despite his cynical views on modern dating, he remains a “weekend warrior” who believes it is the “Greatest city in the world”. The song’s theme of endless possibility fits his relentless quest to find a “beautiful mid” amidst the chaos of the Manhattan social scene.
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