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Your Simpsons character
MushieGush’s constant references to loneliness and late nights, such as 'Another friday night alone?', mirror Homer's frequent bouts of inactivity and neglect of family. Their repeated claim 'I have no sex and I must breed' reflects Homer’s simplistic, often misguided sexual urges. The tweet 'I have never been given the "look".' shows a lack of self‑awareness similar to Homer's obliviousness. Their self‑justifying line 'I am a judgement free profile when it comes to kinks. As in I will judge your kinks for free.' parallels Homer's tendency to rationalize his indulgent behavior. Finally, statements like 'I made 4 months worth of wage in an hour and a half of work' and 'No sleep. Late to work.' capture Homer's lazy, work‑avoidant attitude.

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The user’s tweets constantly address followers and seek external validation, e.g., "Maybe we can come to a deal, you give me your support..." and "I keep getting so excited that I check my notifications in the middle of the night," indicating Extraversion. They focus heavily on vivid, bodily details like "fat sticky shortstacky asses" and "goongunk covered cock," showing a concrete, sensory (Sensing) orientation. Their decisions are framed by personal feelings and values, such as "I do it out of love for you dear Followers" and "I am a judgement free profile when it comes to kinks," revealing a Feeling preference. The posting style is impulsive, unstructured, and often chaotic—"I made 4 months worth of wage in an hour and a half of work," "I keep losing the same three followers," and frequent spontaneous self‑descriptions—suggesting a Perceiving approach.

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She/Her • Digital creator & gamer • I once turned a midnight coffee spill into a meme 🌟 • Coffee‑fuelled, chasing odd anecdotes.– @MushieGush

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mirrors Mushie's chaotic, nocturnal energy with its thick, sticky texture and bold, intoxicating flavors. The bacon-infused bourbon and heavy cream capture the “fat sticky shortstacky asses” and “goongunk” references from the tweet "Another friday night alone? Are you gonna spend another evening neglecting everyone, stroking off your goongunk covered cock to fat sticky shortstacky asses AGAIN?" while the espresso coffee liqueur acts as the “goon fuel” mentioned in "My vril is coming back to my cock, slowly getting easier and easier to cream Midna fat pussy with my goon fuel." A dash of hot sauce adds the unpredictable, “futurist” edge the user boasts about, echoing the line "Futurism, and Hegelian" and the thrill of "stunt driving". The dark chocolate liqueur gives a sweet, seductive finish, reflecting the self-proclaimed “judgement free profile when it comes to kinks.” Finally, the drink is served over a large ice cube to symbolize the “no sleep” and “late to work” grind that dominates their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly stress personal ambition, desire for status, and a willingness to manipulate others for gain, which aligns with Slytherin’s core values. For example, they proclaim, 'I am an online content creator' and obsess over follower counts with repeated lines like 'Two Hundred Followers.' Their self‑promotion and ruthless attitude are evident in statements such as 'I have been pimping out women online since I was 19' and 'I will do what Jeffrey Epstein did to solicit massage from beautiful (of age) girls.' This focus on power, resourcefulness, and a lack of concern for moral constraints points to Slytherin rather than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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Their constant fixation on sexual gratification and the urge to "goon" mirrors the obsessive lust in Nine Inch Nails’ "Closer," whose chorus proclaims "I want to f*** you like an animal." Tweets like "Another friday night alone? … stroking off your goongunk covered cock to fat sticky shortstacky asses AGAIN?" and "I have no sex and I must breed" show the same raw, animalistic desire. The line "My vril is coming back to my cock, slowly getting easier and easier to cream Midna" echoes the song’s explicit, almost ritualistic yearning for release. Additionally, the repeated mention of "no sleep" and late‑night notifications reflects the sleepless, hyper‑stimulated state described in the track.

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