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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep love for Megadeth and Soundgarden, e.g. excitement over vinyls and concerts like “new soundgarden vinyls I just got yalllll” and “i bought tickets for megadeth run mustard”.
- Loyal defender: Strongly defends artists they care about, e.g. calling out conspiracy theories about Chris Cornell in “I’m so sick of this ‘Chris Cornell tried to warn us!!!’ … SHUT THE FUCK UP. … let the man REST.”.
- Emotionally open: Comfortably shares strong emotions, like crying over Chris Cornell in “crying over chris on this monday afternoon again” and being overwhelmed by a stream in “it’s shaking cause I started ugly crying bye”.
- Community oriented: Engages with niche fandom communities and hypes others, e.g. praising angratwt in “I love angratwt … I adore your energy sm keep it going with gay rafael and kiko shit I support it very much”.
- Grateful friend: Shows appreciation for friends and thoughtful gestures, like celebrating their birthday surprises in “my friends came to my house at midnight to wish me a happy birthday 😭😭 no one has ever done this for me before IM CRYINNNG”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive wording that can escalate conflict, e.g. “SHUT THE FUCK UP.” and “oh my god I’m gonna kill ellefson” (even if hyperbolic).
- Drama immersed: Gets pulled into online drama, as shown in “another day of stupid dethtwt drama” and repeated complaints about “weirdos” and app issues like “so many weirdos on this app”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses extreme or dark phrasing as a coping style, e.g. “mass suicide tomorrow” and “I’m gonna end it all”.
- Anger driven: Reacts strongly with rage or frustration, like wanting to “ragebait” someone in “going to one of kings of thrash shows just to ragebait him into mental breakdown” and boiling over at people like Vicky in “my blood boils every time I remember v*cky is having the time of her life”.
- Overattached online: Expresses distress about the app and difficulty disconnecting, as in “app of despair and suffering” and “life outside of twitter #help”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as sharp, opinionated, and emotionally intense, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa going on rants about injustice, they passionately call out conspiracy nonsense about Chris Cornell, e.g. “I’m so sick of this ‘Chris Cornell tried to warn us!!!…’ conspiracy BULLSHIT. SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET IT FROM. let the man REST.”. They’re very earnest and sentimental about their interests and heroes, crying over music and specific artists, like “crying over chris on this monday afternoon again” and “this song isn’t talked about enough”, which mirrors Lisa’s intense emotional connection to art and culture. Their love of somewhat niche or ‘serious’ music (Megadeth, Soundgarden, etc.) and frustration with mainstream stuff like “I’m so sick of t*ylor all over my feed everywhere STOP ENOUGH” also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to prefer more thoughtful or alternative interests over whatever everyone else likes. Finally, the mix of dramatic existential humor and genuine vulnerability—like “app of despair and suffering” and needing friends and music for emotional support—feels very Lisa: intellectual, sensitive, and a little overwhelmed by the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I) who has a rich inner life centered on music, grief, and niche fandom rather than constant socializing. Their feed is about personal obsessions—vinyls, Megadeth/Soundgarden, Chris Cornell—rather than parties or IRL social status, and when they do mention people it’s intimate and precious, like their friends showing up at midnight for their birthday: “my friends came to my house at midnight to wish me a happy birthday 😭😭 no one has ever done this for me before IM CRYINNNG”. They lean strongly intuitive (N), focusing on meaning and symbolism instead of concrete details, for example reflecting deeply on lyrics and artistic arcs: “i think about this part of fell on black days very often.” and criticizing the Metallica tribute as a humiliation and larger narrative choice rather than just a track: “this metallica tribute on his final album… feels like a humiliation. bruh”. Their tone is clearly feeling (F)-dominant: they react with strong emotion and moral judgment, e.g. defending Chris Cornell from conspiracies with, “SHUT THE FUCK UP… let the man REST.”, pouring empathy into Susan: “compare this to what his widow says about him. we love you susan 🤍”, and expressing hurt or love dramatically: “crying over chris on this monday afternoon again”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than structured J: their timeline is reactive, impulsive, and mood-driven—sudden rants like “so many weirdos on this app”, spontaneous decisions like trading vinyls for VIP: “i just traded 3 metallica vinyls for megadeth vip LMAOOO”, and chaotic emotional swings around events and streams: “I CABT WACTH THE STREAM IM DYING”. The combination of intense values, emotional expression, artistic fixation, and unstructured, spur-of-the-moment tweeting best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You traded three Metallica vinyls for Megadeth VIP… if you ever decide to trade a bit of that ‘Run Mustard’ energy for a date, I promise I’ll treat you better than Dave treated that final album tracklist.
- You said ‘Bones of Birds’ is hauntingly beautiful, but honestly, the way you ugly‑cried during the Soundgarden HoF stream and still posted the shaky pics might be the most hauntingly beautiful thing on my timeline.
- You’re out here defending Chris from conspiracy weirdos, crying over him on Monday afternoons, and zooming in on tiny details on your TOTD vinyl—if you care about *me* even half as much as you care about Cornell, I’m already spoiled.
- Your record player catching rainbows, your cat’s baby pics, birthday friends showing up at midnight, and the most expensive vinyl in your collection… I feel like I’m just another thing you should add to that ‘canon event’ list.
- You keep saying you ‘need to buy a gun’ every time Megadeth or Kings of Thrash pull something unhinged—forget the gun, just aim that energy at me; I’ll let you absolutely destroy me like Kiko destroys every solo.
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Your new Twitter bio
Vinyl hoarder, Megadeth apologist, Soundgarden crier. Once traded 3 Metallica records for Megadeth VIP and have no regrets.– @mustainebot
Your signature cocktail
Rust in Peace & Black Days
The smoky mezcal is for the Megadeth/metal chaos in their life, trading away Metallica vinyls for VIP like it’s nothing, as confessed in “i just traded 3 metallica vinyls for megadeth vip LMAOOO”. A sharp espresso shot matches their unfiltered, caps-lock rants at conspiracists and drama, like “SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET IT FROM. let the man REST.”. The touch of maraschino liqueur is the sweet, emotional side that cries over Chris and family, seen in “I will never be the same” and “crying over chris on this monday afternoon again”. Cold brew concentrate keeps the drink brooding and grunge-dark, echoing their love for Soundgarden songs like “bones of birds is one of the most underrated soundgarden songs. it’s so hauntingly beautiful”. Finally, the black lava salt rim nods to their constant app-related suffering and dramatic flair in “app of despair and suffering” and “mass suicide tomorrow”, giving the cocktail a bitter, gothic edge that still looks undeniably cool under rainbow light like their “record player catching rainbow”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Based on their tweets.
Your movie
Your song
Fell on Black Days - Soundgarden
The best fit is Fell on Black Days by Soundgarden, because it captures both their emotional intensity and deep connection to Chris Cornell. They explicitly say they often think about a part of this song: “i think about this part of fell on black days very often.”, showing how central it is to them. Their timeline mixes dark humor and despair with sincerity, like “app of despair and suffering” and “why every time I try to lock in my head starts hurting and all I can do is just laying on my bed”, which fits the song’s themes of internal struggle and sudden darkness. Their profound attachment to Cornell’s legacy, seen in tweets like “crying over chris on this monday afternoon again” and their anger at conspiracies about him “SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET IT FROM. let the man REST.”, mirrors the song’s raw, protective emotional tone. Overall, Fell on Black Days matches their grunge love, their reflective sadness, and their fierce loyalty to Chris Cornell.
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