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Your Simpsons character
Homer matches Mustard's blue-collar, food-loving, impulsive, loud style: the Waffle House/Waffle-diner anecdotes, BBQ pride, and brash, sometimes clueless comedic takes fit Homer's archetype. Both are comfortable being crass in public, enjoy simple pleasures (food, drink, easy entertainment), and have a working-man sensibility that fuels their commentary and mistakes.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP fits his style: Extraverted in his constant 'frens' address and public banter ('How was your Monday, frens?', 'Have a good night frens'); Sensing in his attention to concrete, practical details like HVAC gauges ('Me when I hook up my guages...'); Thinking in his blunt, often critical evaluation of people and policy ('My timeline is filled with far leftists crying...'); Perceiving in his spontaneous, improvisational posting ('Trolling YouTube comment sections for love of the game', 'Lord take me back to flipping BSC shitcoins...'). Together these traits create an action-oriented, quick-reacting, and provocative online persona.

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Southern tradesman • I like mustard • BBQ enthusiast & part-time golf chaperone • Memecoin nostalgist who trolls for sport • Heating/cooling guy by day, chaotic frens by night– @MustardFren

Your signature cocktail
The 'Mustard Pit' blends straight bourbon with a surprising mustard-honey note to reflect his 'I like mustard' persona and Southern BBQ roots ('Mustard BBQ sauce of course'). The smoked bitters nod to slow-cooked Boston butt, and the no-nonsense bourbon matches his blunt, working-man style. It's bold, slightly offbeat, and made for a back-porch conversation after an HVAC call.

Your Hogwarts House
Mustard fits Slytherin for his resourceful, self-preserving, and ambitious online persona. He embraces survival and advantage language — 'I have been demonetized and deboosted but I'm just happy to see my frens doing well' shows a willingness to wear controversy as a badge. His nationalist proclamations ('I AM AMERICA', 'Sorry but I'm a nationalist') and trolling strategies indicate a focus on group identity and influence rather than purely altruistic motives. He values practical results and status — classic Slytherin.

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The Springsteen anthem — loudly patriotic, working-class, and often misunderstood — matches Mustard's 'I AM AMERICA' vibe and prideful blue-collar identity. He tweets about work, shifts, and small-town life ('I've taken maybe 2 days off all year, picked up tons of shifts') and also rails about cultural change; this song's mix of pride and irony complements that tension.

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