
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intense, self-analytical, and precociously self-aware, but also struggling with pressure and isolation. Like Lisa, they’re very introspective about their health and identity, openly talking about their eating disorder and physical pain, e.g. “my throat and chest is burning so badly when i try to eat or drink even though i purged 4+ hours ago and this has never happened before” and “i lwk want to recover just so im strong but im scared but maybe i might bring my intake up and lift weights..”. There’s a strong moral/ethical streak and awareness of unsafe situations, like with grooming and age gaps, in tweets such as “hi just clarifying i’m joking i kinda don’t wanna be groomed” and “omg why am i being followed by a 14 year old on nsfwtwt like i don’t like that stuff and stay safe you’re going to get groomed 🙁🙁”, which fits Lisa’s protective, principled nature. Their love of niche interests and fandoms (e.g. The Boys, X-Men, Manic Street Preachers) and slightly outsider feeling, like “am i so insufferable that my old friends started ignoring me”, also parallels Lisa’s experience of being the odd one out. Finally, the mix of dark humor and genuine vulnerability in posts like “at a doctors appointment i said my diet is okay and my parents agreed and added ‘about six months ago we would of said she was malnourished’ should i kill myself” echoes Lisa’s blend of existential angst and wry commentary on her own life.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): a lot of their life happens online and in their head rather than in busy social settings, and even when they talk about others it’s usually in a self-focused or small-circle way, like “i will be asked out this valentines because i am super cool this year” and “am i so insufferable that my old friends started ignoring me”, which shows concern about social connection without obvious extroverted energy. They seem Intuitive (N): they constantly attach meaning, aesthetics and fictional analogies to themselves instead of just describing facts, calling themself “annie january of shedtwt” in their bio and tweeting things like “all anyone wants is to be built like a lalaloopsy (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)”, which is a metaphorical, image-based way of talking about body ideals. Their values and emotions are foregrounded, pointing to Feeling (F): they talk about guilt, love and interpersonal hurt much more than logic, e.g. “ok i ate near the higher end today but it’s okay i was sad so i treated myself and ate normally” and “i love all my friends and everyone i’ve ever talked too i loooovvvvveeeeee everyone 😇😇”. They also show protectiveness and moral discomfort around grooming and age gaps, as in “hi just clarifying i’m joking i kinda don’t wanna be groomed” and “starting a conversation with someone nearly a decade younger than you is abit weird 🙁🙁”, which is very value-driven. Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than J: their plans around food, fasting and goals change frequently and are described in a loose, reactive way – “i might eat 1000c 1200c a day for the holidays because my parents get so upset i dont eat” and “i might just lock in tomorrow and eat normally today” – showing flexible, spur-of-the-moment adjustments rather than rigid structure. Taken together – idealistic identification with fictional heroes, intense inner emotional life, value-driven concerns, and shifting, non-structured planning – they best fit INFP.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian teen, The Boys & X‑Men nerd, lifting through the chaos. Once miscounted pizza as 283 cals—now counting PRs instead. She/they.– @mutesolitude

Your signature cocktail
The sparkling white grape soda with edible glitter is for their self-proclaimed main-character shine, like being the “self proclaimed starlight of shedtwt” in “self proclaimed starlight of shedtwt but has a rogue pfp with a manics header”. A shot of espresso captures their wired, pushing-through-it energy from things like “burnt like 200 calories already just from dancing for an hour straight at 6am #lovemylife”. The cotton candy cloud on top represents the cute, bubbly, witchy persona in their bio and promo tweets such as “edtwt’s fav witch 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 more in strawpage .ᐟ.ᐟ #shedtwt #edtwt #anatwt #ricecaketwt”. A dash of grapefruit bitters nods to the sharp pain and dark humor around their struggles, like “girl purges x3 a day then wonders why her throat and chest burns” and “my chest hurts after purging”. Finally, the cherry syrup drizzle is the small streak of sweetness and affection they show their moots and friends, as in “i love all my friends and everyone i’ve ever talked too i loooovvvvveeeeee everyone 😇😇”, giving the drink a pop of red to match their intense, pop-culture-fandom heart.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Slytherin mix of ambition, image-focus, and willingness to push themselves past healthy limits. Their constant drive to change their body and hit specific goals, like wanting to get from 55kg to 50kg by a set deadline in “my goal is 50kg by the end of the term” and planning starvation to look a certain way for social situations in “i’m going to starve until valentines just so i look skinny incase anyone decides to ask me out”, reads as classic Slytherin-style ambition and image management. There’s also a darkly humorous, slightly vindictive streak: they joke about using witchcraft to harm people they dislike in “im going to learn witchcraft to transfer binges and +20kg to people that piss me off”, and again about transferring weight to someone else in “transferring all my calories and +20kg to evelynn right now”, showing a playful but cunning way of thinking about power and leverage. Their determination to keep "the grind" going even when injured in “i think i pulled my muscle lifting weights but i really don’t want to stop the grind” and to go to school despite being in bad physical shape in “i’m so locked in i’m going to school while dying on my period” fits the self-preserving yet relentless Slytherin grit more than Gryffindor recklessness. While they clearly care about friends and moots, the dominant throughline is ambition, self-transformation, and a sharp, sometimes ruthless sense of humor—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.

Your movie

Your song
A fitting song for @mutesolitude is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of self-destructive habits, dark humor, and underlying fear about their own body and health. They talk about pushing their body past safe limits, like when they say “girl purges x3 a day then wonders why her throat and chest burns” and “my throat and chest is burning so badly when i try to eat or drink even though i purged 4+ hours ago and this has never happened before”, which mirrors the song’s theme of hurting yourself while pretending it’s under control. The way they casually frame restriction and pain as part of the ‘grind,’ like “i’m going to starve until valentines just so i look skinny incase anyone decides to ask me out” and “burning +1000c today and fasting for the rest of today and tomorrow to make up for christmas”, fits the track’s eerie, matter‑of‑fact approach to suffering. Their jokes about grooming and older people online, such as “i’m not accusing him of anything but starting a conversation with someone nearly a decade younger than you is abit weird 🙁🙁” and “hi just clarifying i’m joking i kinda don’t wanna be groomed”, echo the song’s unsettling tension between vulnerability and threat. At the same time, glimpses of wanting strength and recovery, like “i lwk want to recover just so im strong but im scared but maybe i might bring my intake up and lift weights..”, match the song’s undercurrent of wanting escape from the monster you’ve become to yourself.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 7 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
mutesolitude
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom