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Moe Szyslak is a perpetually angry, depressed bartender who often feels isolated and lashes out with profanity, much like @muttposting. The user writes, "i cant do anything right and im completely socially withdrawn because i cant talk to anyone without panic" and "I HATE BAR TACKS !!!!!!!!!!", echoing Moe's frustration with his bar and his social alienation. Their frequent self‑destructive rants such as "my fucking knees are bruised from kneeling..." and "currently butchering some dickies for the fabric to make a skirt" reflect Moe's tendency to vent anger through chaotic, self‑hurting behavior. The erratic style of tweets, the use of profanity, and the feeling of being misunderstood (e.g., "someone said 'she, oh i mean he is helping me' bro what are we even fucking doing anymore ????") match Moe's frequent miscommunication and irritability. Overall, the combination of chronic melancholy, bar‑related grievances, and volatile outbursts align best with Moe Szyslak.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on internal struggles and venting personal feelings, as seen in "i cant do anything right and im completely socially withdrawn because i cant talk to anyone without panic". Their communication is dominated by concrete, sensory details about clothing and materials, such as "pattern 95 british dpm field pants" and the lengthy rant about "6061 aluminum". Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "hurt people hurt people, say no to crowdkilling" and "I HATE BAR TACKS !!!!!!!!!!". Finally, the spontaneous, chaotic posting style and impulsive remarks like "upping my e to like 0.2mil bc im bored think" suggest a Perceiving preference. Together, these traits point to an ISFP personality type.

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DIY fashion junkie & trans activist. Turned old Dickies into a tartan skirt, loves metal music, coffee, and quirky memes. #StayCreative– @muttposting

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This chaotic cocktail, called the "Mutt's Mayhem Elixir", captures @muttposting's raw, patchwork energy with a smoky mezcal that mirrors their love for camo and militaria and a splash of blue Curaçao echoing the tweet about tgirls turning their pfp blue: "predicting a mass wave of tgirls making they're pfp blue to show they agree w sadie, i am not sharing my opinion it but it'd be really funny if ppl did that". The bitter, herbal green Chartreuse evokes the obsessive moss love declared in "I FUCKING LOVE MOSS I LOVE MOSS THE ONE POSITIVE OF RURAL AREAS IS THEY HAVE THE GOOD MOSS GOD I FUCKING LOVE MOSS" while ginger liqueur adds the sharp bite of their frequent outbursts like "I HATE BAR TACKS !!!!!!!!!!" and the overproof rum reflects the self‑destructive intensity of lines such as "my fucking knees are bruised from kneeling in front of my bed to work on the skirt bc it's the only flat spot big enough to lay it down so i don't fuck up the seams are you kidding me". Together the drink is as disjointed, intense, and DIY‑spirit‑filled as their timeline, a perfect sip for anyone daring enough to handle the chaos. Serve it over crushed ice with a torn‑fabric garnish to honor the constant sewing and skirt projects that dominate their feed.

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The user displays strong ambition and a desire for power, as seen in "upping my e to like 0.2mil bc im bored think" and the wish to wear a shirt that says "hurt people hurt people, say no to crowdkilling" while kicking people in the head. Their ruthless attitude is evident in the tweet "DIY MUSICIANS SHOULD NOT BE PAID THEY SHOULD BE RIDICULED AND SPAT ON AND HUNTED IN THE STREET LIKE ANIMALS," showing a willingness to dominate and control others. They also exhibit resourcefulness and cunning by "butchering some dickies for the fabric to make a skirt" and experimenting with "tofu skin." The self‑identification as "god's strongest dog" and frequent challenges to social norms reflect the Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and a drive for personal supremacy. Overall, the pattern of bold, self‑serving, and strategic behavior aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s constant references to self‑inflicted pain and needle use—e.g., "i did my injection and am currently stoned i will now be watching look back" and "my fucking knees are bruised from kneeling in front of my bed to work on the skirt"—mirror the raw confession of physical and emotional injury in the lyrics "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." Their repeated mantra "hurt people hurt people, say no to crowdkilling" directly echoes the song’s title and theme of cyclical damage. The tweets also reveal deep despair and isolation, such as "i cant do anything right and im completely socially withdrawn because i cant talk to anyone without panic," aligning with the song’s chorus about feeling broken and questioning one’s own worth. The gritty, anarchic tone of the timeline—full of profanity, self‑harm, and a longing for release—fits the bleak, introspective mood of "Hurt," making it the most fitting well‑known track for this profile.

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