
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-critical, and deeply reflective while still being funny and online-social. Like Lisa, they oscillate between feeling morally or personally "wrong" and still trying to do the right thing, as seen when they say “i am so wrong wnd evil and autsitic wnd adhd and wtong and mean wnd wrong’nnn!!!!!!!!” yet also emphasize being pro recovery in their bio. Their loneliness and hurt around friendships echo Lisa’s recurring isolation: “been kivked from all the gcs snd servers p much and i just know everyone hates me” and “why are they all hanging out where i cant join like seriously i feel fucking sick”. At the same time, they crave connection and shared spaces, asking “if i did a space or smth whod hangout IDK i judt want to hangout……… ” and “i want to make a community bad”, which fits Lisa’s desire for meaningful community. Their strong opinions about niche subcultures and being misunderstood, like in “ppl who dont deal with issues like shedtwt does will NEVER understand until they shut the fuck up and listen and learn”, also echo Lisa’s passionate, sometimes frustrated advocacy when others don’t get her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly feel left out or drained by group dynamics, like feeling sick when friends VC without them in spaces they “cant join” and wondering if others “mwde a gc without me” “o think theyve been vcing places i cant join i wonder if they mwde a gc without me”, and retreating to priv because it feels “comfy wnd safe” “priv again coz its comfy wnd safe ……..”. Their posts show strong Intuition (N): they spiral over meaning, identity, and patterns (being the “evil bad guy,” being avoided, being inherently wrong and autistic/ADHD) rather than sticking to just concrete facts, as in “almost spiralrd abt how imnprobably actually the problem last night but made myself stop” and “i am so wrong wnd evil and autsitic wnd adhd and wtong and mean wnd wrong’nnn!!!!!!!!”. They are heavily Feeling (F): their judgments are based on emotional hurt, perceived betrayal, and relational bonds—being devastated that someone scrubbed all mentions of them “cant even call them my friend bc they temovwd every single mention of me every picture”, or wanting reassurance that they’re “awesome and notmal” “someone tell mr ots ok and im awesome and notmal”. They appear Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous and reactive (deciding to drink leftover alcohol on a whim “gonna drink ghe alcojol they left here tn”, or casually maybe doing a Twitter Space “tmmrw while i bake” “okay maybe ill do a space tmmrw while i bake. gma wants cookies”), and their life feels unstructured and bed-rot-y “i need to work out ive been so . bedrot”. Pulled together—intense emotional inner world, identity-focused spirals, idealization of closeness and community, and unstructured coping—this fits INFP more than other types.

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21 | it/they/he | diary of an overthinking goblin. Part-time diamond painter, full-time cat cuddler. Here for late-night vents & weirdly specific baking plans.– @muttz_cutz

Your signature cocktail
The Bedrot Blood Moon is a chaotic little bruised-heart of a drink: sweet, sharp, and a bit dramatic, just like their timeline. The blood orange vodka stands in for their shed/sh and #shedtwt side, that mix of danger and candor, echoing posts like “i want to cutttt” and “i want to hurt myself”. Black cherry liqueur brings the heavy, sticky sadness and jealousy of being left out of friend groups, like “been kivked from all the gcs snd servers p much and i just know everyone hates me” and “why are they all hanging out where i cant join like seriously i feel fucking sick”. The sour element (lemon or sour cherry) captures their sharp self-awareness and spirals, as in “almost spiralrd abt how imnprobably actually the problem last night” and “im convinced im a horrible person”. Strawberry soda or pink lemonade adds the cute, playful exterior—the meows, Roblox, and kitten love—seen in “meows meowws”, “who wants toooo play roblox”, and “ok i sleepy nini i love u all”. The glitter or red sugar rim is that performative, sparkly edge they keep even when hurting, matching the mix of venting and showmanship like “i feel lowkey evil” and the way they still host spaces and broadcasts such as “HI I DIAMOND PAINTING”.

Your Hogwarts House
They are intensely relationship‑oriented and crave steady connection, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their repeated wish for close, reliable companionship shows in tweets like “anyone wanna be my bestest bestie ever and be codependent/hj” and “I WANT TO HANGOUT ALL DAY WOTH BUDDIES OL GENUINELY SO UPSET”, where the focus is on togetherness more than status or drama. When friendships fracture, their hurt is about loyalty and feeling abandoned: “been kivked from all the gcs snd servers p much and i just know everyone hates me” and “cant even call them my friend bc they temovwd every single mention of me… i thought we were gonna stay friends. whatever man fuck you too.”. They also value fairness and being understood, like in “assumptive ass people on ghe comments piss me off.” and their nuanced defense of their community in “ppl who dont deal with issues like shedtwt does will NEVER understand until they shut the fuck up and listen and learn”, which emphasizes listening, context, and not vilifying people unfairly. Even in deep distress and self-destructiveness, their core pain revolves around wanting to belong, to be checked on, and to share space with others (“if i did a space or smth whod hangout IDK i judt want to hangout………“, “legit only one of the friends we share have fucking checked in on me and im lowkey pissed???????”), which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff’s themes of loyalty, community, and relational security.

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A well‑suited song for them is Nobody by Mitski, because it captures intense loneliness, self-blame, and the craving for connection that show up repeatedly in their tweets. They talk about isolation and feeling unwanted, like when they say “been kivked from all the gcs snd servers p much and i just know everyone hates me” and “legit only one of the friends we share have fucking checked in on me and im lowkey pissed??????? what the fuck lol.”, which mirrors the song’s desperate need not to be alone. Their self-loathing and feeling like they’re inherently bad, as in “im convinced im a horrible person” and “i am so wrong wnd evil and autsitic wnd adhd and wtong and mean wnd wrong’nnn!!!!!!!!”, echo the song’s themes of internalized shame and emptiness. At the same time, they clearly want closeness and codependency, like “anyone wanna be my bestest bestie ever and be codependent/hj” and “I WANT TO HANGOUT ALL DAY WOTH BUDDIES OL GENUINELY SO UPSET”, which fits Mitski’s repeated plea of “nobody, nobody, nobody.” Even small details like mentioning Mitski directly in “ok the mistski has come on” reinforce that this emotional style of music already resonates with them.

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