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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, confrontational, funny, and oddly soft-hearted under all the noise. Like Bart, they oscillate between juvenile humor and shock value — tweeting things like “penis penis penis” and “i pooped” — and very intense, dramatic reactions such as “MARK RAGEBAITED ME. anD I FELL FOR IT. AND NOW IM JUST RAGEBAITINGMYSEF.”. They have a rebellious, callout-heavy streak that mirrors Bart’s troublemaker side, going hard against predators and harmful groups in tweets like “YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT 764!!!! ... Get a job you piggy racist cunt.” and “Don't forget that Tarro actively victim blames and allows minors to interact with real genuine child /animal predators”. At the same time, they’re affectionate and ride-or-die for their friends and fixations, gushing things like “HI ANON I LAB U” and proudly calling themself “cpt. price’s wife” in their bio and tweets like “my bff hates my husband @ikuuu_1i plz support me and price.....”. The mix of edgy jokes, loud emotional outbursts, and a surprising loyalty and vulnerability underneath (for example, talking openly about being retraumatized and meds in “Hi if i like randomly disappear or completely change it's because they put me on Prozac AGAIN!!!!”) fits Bart far better than the more reserved or responsible core characters like Marge or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E): they constantly interact with others, ask for engagement, and center friends and mutuals, e.g. “HI SEND ME GIMMICKS YAAAAY”, “follow bff @slightcomfort he is a niche little boy”, and “YES i love friends my users woundedincombat”. Their focus is more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they’re heavily into fandoms, symbolism, and discourse about fictional morals rather than just concrete day-to-day details, like “discrimination against those who enjoy FICTIONAL… taboo topics and ships and comparing them to actual predators is very bigoted” and their yume/character-husband jokes (Price, Mark, etc.). They lean strongly Feeling (F): most arguments are grounded in moral outrage, empathy for victims, and calling out perceived injustice, such as “You support victims until the victim is a bad person due to the groomer/abuser. Please shut the FUCK up” and “So why are we continuing to harass/mention Doma, who is openly in recovery”. Their style is clearly Perceiving (P): spontaneous, chaotic posting, rapid mood and topic shifts, and lack of structured planning, seen in impulsive tweets like “WHY AM I LOSING FOLLOWRS BRUH COME BACK.” and sudden theme changes such as “Surprise new theme looks around”. Overall they fit ENFP: highly social and expressive, values-driven, emotionally intense, and improvisational in both how they interact and how they manage their online life.

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16 • she/her • horse girl with a crooked septum and a Captain Price brainrot • once got high and stacked Oreos on my sister’s cat– @muzzledchick

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and oddly sweet, just like their timeline screaming about John Price and Mark and posting things like “MARK RAGEBAITED ME. anD I FELL FOR IT.”. The spiced rum stands in for their intense, sometimes confrontational side when calling out predators and abusers in threads like “YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT 764!!!!”. The Mountain Dew is a direct nod to their listed fave “4. mountain dew” and keeps the energy hyper and teen-coded. Cherry liqueur captures the flirty, yume-ish, heart-filled posts about being “cpt. price's wife” and tweets like “goodnight ❤️❤️🪖”. Fresh lime juice adds bite for the snark in takes like “It isn't cute or funny to brag/show off how much of an asshole you were to people you were dating btw”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt echoes their horse/cowboy vibe and outdoorsy, slightly feral energy from bios and tweets like “i'm thinking..... cowboy theme next....” and “This actually my horse Brandy with her cowboy hat on”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by confrontational defense of victims and willingness to publicly call out predators and enablers, which strongly signals Gryffindor-style courage and moral boldness. They directly challenge people involved with an online extortion group, writing about 764 as “an online extortion group known for making children and teenagers as young as 9 cut, kill, and hurt themselves” and expressing outrage at those minimizing it: “764 is an online extortion group…” and “YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT 764!!!! … Get a job you piggy racist cunt.”. They repeatedly call out individuals they see as predators or predator-enablers in blunt, risky language, e.g. “'#IKissBabies' Oh and you say you AREN'T pro contact... Despite flirting with a 13 year old…”, “Following a pro contact THIRTEEN year old… you are actively befriending and interacting with pro contact”, and “Don't forget that Tarro actively victim blames and allows minors to interact with real genuine child /animal predators”. This pattern shows a readiness to step into conflict to defend others, rather than prioritizing self-preservation. Their impulsive, emotionally intense posting style, like “Ending my life” and raw disclosures about trauma and medication such as “Hi if i like randomly disappear or completely change it's because they put me on Prozac AGAIN!!!! Knowing that I am more prone to side effects”, fits the classic hot-blooded, heart-on-sleeve Gryffindor temperament more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin, the studious detachment of Ravenclaw, or the gentle steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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The energy and themes of “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance fit them well: chaotic, outspoken, and very online while still being a vulnerable, angry teenager. Their bio notes they are “6teen ⋆˚࿔” and immersed in intense fandom spaces like #codtwt and #systwt, echoing the song’s focus on adolescent angst and identity. They frequently oscillate between unhinged humor and raw seriousness, like joking “penis penis penis” while also posting about being put on Prozac again and saying “Hi if i like randomly disappear or completely change it's because they put me on Prozac AGAIN!!!!”. The song’s rebellious tone matches their willingness to call out predators and abusive communities, such as when they explain “764 is an online extortion group known for making children and teenagers as young as 9 cut, kill, and hurt themselves”. At the same time, their obsessive love for Captain Price — “cpt. price's wife” and posts like “PRICE NGNGNGHHHH” — mirrors the dramatic, hyperfixated emotionality that MCR songs thrive on. Overall, the mix of dark humor, righteous anger, and teen messiness in their timeline captures the spirit of “Teenagers.”

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