Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Explosive support for Corinthians in posts like “VAMOSSS VAMOS CORINTHIANS ESSE JOGO TEREMOS QUE GANHAR”.
- Humorous: Self-deprecating jokes about daily life, e.g., “hoje eu tô vivendo a vida que deus prometeu... bati punheta... fumaei maconha to vendo anime”.
- Loyal: Consistent proclamations of love for players such as “EU TE AMO MATHEUS BIDU”.
- Candid: Open sharing of frustrations like “nao tem estresse no trabalho... que me faça ter mais vontade de fumar do que uma derrota do corinthians”.
- Observant: Detailed takes on music, TV, and sports, e.g., “roubado essa prova do líder em pqp #bbb26”.
Weaknesses:
- Profane: Frequent reliance on harsh language such as “CHUPA MEU PIRU SEU FILHO DA PUTA”.
- Impulsive: Extreme emotional swings during games, e.g., “essa prorrogação quer me matar do coração”.
- Harsh: Derogatory remarks toward others like “maxiane é feia e chata pqp”.
- Self-destructive: Dark jokes about harm in “não vai tá tendo jeito vou ter que ta tirando minha vida”.
- Negativity: Recurring rants about institutions and people, e.g., “ai pq vc odeia jornalista?”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Shares Homer’s impulsive, rowdy passion—especially sports obsession like yelling about Corinthians: “VAMOSSS VAMOS CORINTHIANS ESSE JOGO TEREMOS QUE GANHAR” and “gol do corinthinas vamo vai caralho”. Homer-like tendency to vent dramatically, paralleling “o corinthians ainda vai me dar um bad trip um dia” and “essa prorrogação quer me matar do coração”. Embraces indulgence and irreverence similar to Homer’s antics, seen in “hoje eu tô vivendo a vida que deus prometeu pra mim acordei bati punheta tomei banho...”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly narrate social life, bars, stadium atmosphere and public settings, and openly share strong reactions, e.g. celebrating football and chanting in all caps in “AQUI TEM UM BANDO DE LOUCO LOUCO POR TI CORINTHIANS…” and posting selfies like “feeling cute” and “amo ser lindo”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets revolve around immediate, concrete experiences—gym pain in “supino é um tipo de tortura chinesa…”, being drunk in “é mt engraçada a sensação de estar bêbado…”, or environment reviews like “review do rio de janeiro: gostei da praia, mas podia ta sol”—rather than abstract theory. They are clearly Thinking-oriented: they’re blunt, use harsh language and criticism, and prioritize candid judgment over harmony, e.g. “maxiane é feia e chata pqp” and “ai pq vc odeia jornalista?”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity (day drinking in “I love day drinking”), procrastination or resistance to structure (“nao quero voltar pro trabalho :(”), and live in the moment with little emphasis on planning, as in “hoje eu tô vivendo a vida que deus prometeu pra mim acordei bati punheta… to vendo anime”. Altogether, the mix of loud social energy, sensory focus, blunt logic, and flexible, impulsive lifestyle best matches ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If extra time is trying to kill your heart, let me be the Gabriel-like clutch goal that keeps you breathing.
- You call the bar with bad live music ‘copo novo’; I call us cutting out the noise and pouring a fresh playlist together.
- Since Matheus Bidu already stole your heart stats—80 goals, 228 games—mind if I join the highlight reel as the assist you didn’t see coming?
- Your dream day was anime after a perfectly scheduled routine; I’d happily binge the next episode of that life with you on co-op mode.
- When the Supino torture session ends, I’ll be waiting with victory coxinhas and Corinthians chants to turn your bad trip into our good night.
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Corinthians heartbeat, gym inmate, live-music critic. Once planned a whole day around a lousy bar band and still made kickoff.– @mxur___
Your signature cocktail
Timão Overdrive Highball
Burnt-orange cachaça mirrors their fiery Corinthians devotion and late-game palpitations from “essa prorrogação quer me matar do coração”. Cold brew concentrate channels the relentless energy of “VAMOSSS VAMOS CORINTHIANS ESSE JOGO TEREMOS QUE GANHAR” while keeping the mood punchy. A guaraná-chili reduction nods to their bar-life banter in “a conta é simples. bar com música ao vivo ruim = copo novo”, giving sweet heat. The activated charcoal dash captures the brooding humor behind “o corinthians ainda vai me dar um bad trip um dia”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ferocious passion for Corinthians shows classic Gryffindor boldness: pledges like “AQUI TEM UM BANDO DE LOUCO… EU CANTO PRA TE EMPURRAR” reveal fearless loyalty and willingness to push through adversity. They thrive on high-stakes drama, shouting “gol do corinthinas vamo vai caralho” and “essa prorrogação quer me matar do coração”, embracing risk and emotional intensity. Their instinct to defend the club against rivals—“ai vc ta se controlando pra nao arrumar briga numa otica pq tem um mano com a camisa do palmeiras”—shows impulsive courage rather than calculated restraint. Even personal frustrations are voiced as daring, defiant challenges: “ele é predestinado” and “vitinho é um maldito” reflect a headstrong conviction that echoes Gryffindor’s fiery spirit.
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Vai Corinthians - Gaviões da Fiel
Vai Corinthians channels the fever-pitch devotion this user shows. Their timeline is saturated with all-caps chants and expletive-laced passion such as “VAMOSSS VAMOS CORINTHIANS ESSE JOGO TEREMOS QUE GANHAR” and “AQUI TEM UM BANDO DE LOUCO LOUCO POR TI CORINTHIANS…”, perfectly mirroring the song’s relentless stadium energy. They live and die with every kick, from the euphoria of “gol do corinthinas vamo vai caralho” to the existential angst of “o corinthians ainda vai me dar um bad trip um dia”, just like the anthem’s lyrics about unwavering support through highs and lows. Even their self-description, “essa porra é corinthians”, echoes the song’s identity-defining pride. This anthem captures their boisterous, collective, diehard persona more than any mainstream pop track could.
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