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The balance of artsy obsession, academic grit, and restless idealism mirrors Lisa Simpson’s mix of intellectual curiosity and emotional intensity. They devour books and stress over reviews just like Lisa’s relentless pursuit of scholarly perfection, e.g., “ODEIO MUITO fazer resenhas pq eu não sei escrever mas so com elas o skoob contabiliza de fato a leitura </3”. Their attachment to niche fandoms and wanting fictional characters all to them—see “queira que o franco existisse so pra mim…”—feels like Lisa’s deep, personal investment in her passions. Even the mix of activism-tinged frustration and heartfelt vulnerability in posts such as “como pode so a usp ter oceanografia odeio esse pais imundo sao paulo” evokes Lisa’s social conscience and occasional exasperation. The combination of creative flair, earnestness, and occasional loneliness aligns with Lisa more than any other Simpson.

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Frequent mentions of reading marathons and solitary obsessions, such as “era o meu sonho ser LITERALMENTE o rozz williams meu deus”, point to introverted energy channeled into niche interests rather than social events. Their tweets emphasize imaginative fandoms, emotional symbolism, and yearning for fictional worlds—e.g., “queria eu ter o pescoço quebrado pelo andrew”—highlighting intuitive focus on abstract ideals over concrete details. Decisions are driven by feelings and empathy, evident in “o neil meudeus queria proteger ele de todo o mal do mundo”, showcasing a feeling preference that prioritizes emotional resonance over detached logic. Lastly, spontaneous hair-color plans, user-name frustrations, and chaotic fandom reactions—like “cuitter me deixa trocar de user pelo amor d deus”—signal a perceiving style that navigates life fluidly rather than rigidly planning, aligning with the flexible, value-driven profile of an INFP.

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Oceanography dreamer, AFTG binge-reader, and longtime Franco archivist. Still laughing about the day a kid called me “sir” in the snack aisle.– @mychemicalhee

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Smoky mezcal carries the intense obsession vibe—think wanting Franco all to yourself and craving Andrew-level drama, echoing “queira que o franco existisse so pra mim” and “queria eu ter o pescoço quebrado pelo andrew”. Hibiscus in a cherry hue nods to the constant talk about red hair tweaks, à la “pensando em mudar o tom de vermelho do meu cabelo”. Spiced guava syrup brings tropical sweetness with a bite, capturing their mix of tenderness for characters and sharp fandom rants seen in “fandom de pjo me estressa”. Sparkling yerba-mate mist fuels their high-energy marathons—be it devouring pages or gaming nights—mirroring “demorei quase 3 semanas pra hoje devorar 200 páginas” and “primeira partida do ano #amo”. Enjoy it shaken hard, because subtlety is for people who aren’t counting down to their MCR show “omg um mês pra eu ir no show do mcr”.

Your Hogwarts House
Luís shows a strong love of learning and intellectual engagement, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They talk multiple times about reading and how much comfort it brings, like when they say that returning to books made them feel genuinely at peace and describe spending entire days reading: “é tão legal voltar a ler depois de passar dois meses sem encostar em um livro, tinha me esquecido do conforto que a leitura me traz </3 anteontem e ontem eu fiquei tão genuinamente em paz (passei o dia inteiro lendo)”. They’re proud of academic achievement, surprised by but still highlighting a strong writing score: “tirei 18/20 na redação do provão paulista como isso mds”. Their tweets about All For the Game show analytical emotional engagement with characters and themes, such as relating personally to Neil and reflecting on Wymack as a father figure: “tô muito ansioso pra continuar aftg gostei tanto do neil me vejo nele as vezes” and “to tao mal o wymack eh um pai mesmo”. They also carefully curate media they love (music, shows, fandoms), suggesting a thoughtful, almost studious approach to their interests rather than a purely impulsive or status-driven one. All of this collectively points most strongly to Ravenclaw rather than the other houses.

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Welcome to the Black Parade mirrors Luís’s melodramatic, fiercely devoted energy, especially his goth/emo icon worship like “era o meu sonho ser LITERALMENTE o rozz williams meu deus ele era tao babadeiro”. The song’s anthem for misfits aligns with his obsession over niche characters and ships, e.g., “queria eu ter o pescoço quebrado pelo andrew” and “o neil meudeus queria proteger ele de todo o mal do mundo”. Its persistence-through-suffering theme resonates with his emotional highs and lows such as “odeio ser irmão mais velho odeio ser filho odeio ser”. He literally counts down to seeing MCR live (“omg um mês pra eu ir no show do mcr”), making the song’s triumphant march feel like his personal soundtrack.

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