Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love for boyfriend and favorite characters, e.g. “i love my boyfriend a normal amount” and “i love him so much omg i need to kms”.
- Playful: Uses humor and exaggerated bits like “Large Boulder The Size Of A Small Boulder” and “oh boy 3am”.
- Creative: Engages in drawing and character worldbuilding, e.g. “ok maybe i’ll attempt drawing phainon ONE MORE TIME” and detailed headcanons like “mydei has the fattest ass in all of amphoreus”.
- OpenlyQueer: Clearly embraces queer and trans identity in bio and tweets, such as “as a trans guy i just know mydei is one of us!” and bio “24 he ⚣ 🏳️⚧️”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms and ships, e.g. “oh phaidei…. my phaidei…” and “phaidei are married”.
Weaknesses:
- SelfDeprecating: Speaks harshly about themself, e.g. “accepting the fact that i am kind of a freakish loser”.
- GraphicPosting: Frequently tweets explicit sexual imagery, for example “a little dry humping never hurt anyone” and “mydei getting ate out within an inch of his life 🤤🤤🤤🤤”.
- ImpulsiveRage: Uses extreme language when frustrated, like “my wifi just went out in the middle of playing genshin omg im gonna kms” and “honkai star rail you will pay .”.
- HealthNeglect: Jokes about serious health issues instead of addressing them, e.g. “how i feel knowing im definitely gonna be hospitalized for kidney stones again this year #doctorsdontknowwhatswrongwithme”.
- Overfixated: Displays intense, near-obsessive fixation on certain characters/ships, like “nightly scheduled cry and scream in agony over phainon” and “i love phainon so much i need to kiII myself”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best match is Homer Simpson, specifically his extremely feral, id-driven, but oddly loving side. This user is very impulsive and led by desire in a way that mirrors Homer’s over-the-top horniness and food/pleasure brain, with posts like “i’m pregnant and Varka’s the father”, “i wish vampires were real….. i want to have gay sex with vampires……. ”, and the whole armpit fixation in “if you like armpits ur getting into heaven”. They’re dramatic and comedic about frustration, just like Homer yelling at inanimate objects: “STUPID ROUTER” and “honkai star rail you will pay .”. At the same time, there’s a genuine, almost overbearing affection toward loved ones and fixations, echoing Homer’s intense (if chaotic) love for his family: “i love my boyfriend a normal amount” and “oh phaidei…. my phaidei…”. Their self-deprecating and bodily-humor posts, like “starting to think i might be a pervert” and “how i feel knowing im definitely gonna be hospitalized for kidney stones again this year”, further fit Homer’s blend of crude comedy, vulnerability, and perpetual disaster. Overall, they read as a modern, extremely online, queer Homer Simpson: messy, lusty, loud, oddly sweet, and always a little bit in shambles.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts revolve around solitary hobbies like gaming and drawing, e.g. “i’ve been playing genshin and drawing all day” and late-night introspection like “i can’t sleep”, and when they mention friends/family it’s usually in passing rather than as social-centerpieces. Their interests and phrasing point to Intuition (N): they fixate on fictional worlds and ships (Phaidei, Phainon, Varka, Genshin/HSR), omegaverse, and kinning, e.g. “everyone start kinning NOW”, which shows a highly imaginative, symbol-heavy inner world rather than concrete, real‑life details. They read and write through emotion, indicating Feeling (F): posts are loaded with affect and hyperbole like “i love phainon so much i need to kiII myself” and concern for causes such as [“free 🇵🇸”](https://x.com/mydeisbra/status/2016392853899878622 – in bio), prioritizing passion over detached analysis. Their lifestyle sounds flexible and spontaneous, fitting Perceiving (P): they talk about being bored and impulsively changing activities (“i got bored”), struggling with practical organization (lost glasses: “i cannot find my glasses. brother i cannot SEE”), and complaining about things as they come (wifi, work, health) rather than presenting structured plans. Taken together—emotionally intense, fantasy-focused, inwardly driven, and a bit chaotic—this pattern best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 2016 being a decade ago made you throw up in your mouth a little — if it helps, I’m fully prepared to hold your hair back AND put it in a ‘really sad ponytail’ like that 3am tweet if it means I get to spend midnight 2009 with you.
- You keep mourning phainon and screaming over phaidei getting married… I’m just saying, if you ever need a real-life t4t ship to cope, I main ‘boyfriend who brings you cheesecake and listens to you cry about fictional men.’
- Your mom washing your binder, the power going out while you’re at work, your router sabotaging your Genshin pulls, and yet you’re still tweeting about armpits getting into heaven and free 🇵🇸 — statistically speaking, I think you deserve a boyfriend who spoils you more than Varka spoils his boys.
- You: ‘you too can start your 2026 off right by reading omegaverse yaoi!’ Me: absolutely, but I think we should upgrade to co-writing a fic where the tags include ‘pregdei,’ ‘mydei’s fattest ass in all of amphoreus,’ and ‘author and reader accidentally fall in love.’
- You keep saying you miss phainon, miss phaidei, miss bday chibis… in the interest of your well-being, I volunteer to be the next thing you get unhealthily obsessed with — low maintenance, high appreciation for your animal crossing island and your cookie dough era.
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Emery, 24 • trans he/him • fanartist with too many kidney stone stories & opinions on armpits • mostly HSR/Genshin, occasional AO3 evangelist– @mydeisbra
Your signature cocktail
The Queerslop Phainon Fizz
The Queerslop Phainon Fizz is a chaotic, fizzy mash‑up for someone who can tweet “my bf doesn’t wanna be queerslop with me :/” and then immediately spiral about fictional men. The vodka with rosemary and lemon is sharp, herbal, and a little bitter, matching the murderous UNO energy of “playing uno and my brother gave me a +10 card i FEEL MURDEROUS” and the constant work/genshin grind like “i’m at work and my mom just texted me that we have no power at home.” A red wine float nods to their “🌱🏛️ ☀️🍷” bio and the melodramatic horny posting of “i wish vampires were real….. i want to have gay sex with vampires…….,” giving the drink a dark, romantic streak. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright and hyper, like their delight over fandom and ships in “phaidei are married” and “oh phaidei…. my phaidei….” A dash of pomegranate syrup represents the sweet, gushy love side of “i love my boyfriend a normal amount” and “i love @sealivan,” while the black sea salt rim is for the unhinged horny gremlin vibes of “we need more armpits!” and “im obsessed with mydei’s pussy i know he’s got a forest down there.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Emery’s timeline reads as intensely loyal, emotionally attached, and very people‑ (and character‑) oriented, which are core Hufflepuff traits. He constantly expresses devotion, from his boyfriend — “i love my boyfriend a normal amount” and “my boyfriend made this ?!)3$2?” — to his blorbos, repeatedly crying over Phainon and Phaidei in tweets like “nightly scheduled cry and scream in agony over phainon” and “oh phaidei…. my phaidei…”. There’s also a practical, slice‑of‑life groundedness that fits Hufflepuff more than any other house: he complains about work and bosses — “thinking mean evil thoughts abt my boss” — power outages — “i’m at work and my mom just texted me that we have no power at home” — and health issues — “how i feel knowing im definitely gonna be hospitalized for kidney stones again this year” — but pushes through them with humor rather than posturing as a “hero” (Gryffindor) or schemer (Slytherin). His strong sense of fairness and solidarity surfaces in things like “free 🇵🇸” in his bio and “everyone get more woke NOW”, which tracks with Hufflepuff’s concern for justice and treating others right. While he’s clearly creative and fannish, his posts are far more about feelings, comfort media, and attachment (curling up with AO3, Genshin, HSR) than about detached analysis, making Ravenclaw a weaker fit than Hufflepuff. Overall, the picture is of someone loyal, emotionally earnest, and community‑oriented, whose humor and horny posting mask a very steady, caring core — classic Hufflepuff energy.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for Emery is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures messy, dramatic queer yearning with dark humor and self-deprecation, much like their timeline. They joke about being a "freakish loser" in “accepting the fact that i am kind of a freakish loser” and about chronic health issues in “how i feel knowing im definitely gonna be hospitalized for kidney stones again this year #doctorsdontknowwhatswrongwithme”, echoing the song’s themes of morbidity mixed with irony. Their horny, over-the-top posts like “i wish vampires were real….. i want to have gay sex with vampires……. ” and “mydei getting ate out within an inch of his life 🤤🤤🤤🤤” fit the song’s indulgent, chaotic energy. At the same time, their open queerness and fixation on fictional blorbos like “oh phaidei…. my phaidei…” and “as a trans guy i just know mydei is one of us!” reflect the emotional intensity and identity searching at the heart of Teen Idle. Overall, the song’s blend of melodrama, gallows humor, and queer angst aligns closely with the tone of their posts.
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