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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His love for Mikey and music, evident in tweets like 'MIKEY APPRECIATION POST!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MIKEY,' shows his deep emotional investment in the things he cares about.
- Humorous: His tweet 'TODAY I CALLED A CROW A FAGGOT AND IT FLEW STRAIGHT FOR MY HEAD' reflects his ability to find comedy in bizarre situations.
- Creative: Steele’s absurd tweet 'I cant stop drinking oil' demonstrates a knack for imaginative and surreal humor.
- Authentic: His bio 'most people take all this shit seriously, to me its just one big jack off session' reveals his unapologetic and genuine approach to life.
- Eclectic: His diverse interests, from tarot cards to black metal, show a wide-ranging curiosity and appreciation for different aspects of culture.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'actually might attempt tbh' suggest a tendency to act or speak without fully considering the consequences.
- Melancholic: Dark tweets such as 'suicide TONIGHT' imply a struggle with heavy emotions or a tendency toward pessimism.
- Chaotic: His tweet 'going to a pantera concert i am going to DIDDLE phil he better watch his back' reflects a lack of restraint in expressing wild ideas.
- Self-Deprecating: The tweet 'i am no better than a man' reveals a tendency to put himself down, even humorously.
- Overly Dramatic: Tweets like 'im gonna kill myself so hard that I will be unidentifiable' suggest a flair for exaggeration that may alienate some.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Steele mirrors Bart Simpson's mischievous, rebellious nature. Bart's chaotic antics, like prank calls or skateboarding stunts, align with Steele’s tweet 'going to a pantera concert i am going to DIDDLE phil he better watch his back.' Both share a humorous, impulsive streak, evident in Steele’s absurd 'I cant stop drinking oil.' Bart’s softer side, seen in his love for family, parallels Steele’s affection for Mikey in tweets like 'MIKEY APPRECIATION POST.'
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Steele embodies INFP traits: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His emotional depth is evident in tweets like 'missing mikey hour' and 'cried my eyes out and now im just sleepy.' Intuition drives his creative and chaotic humor, as seen in 'I cant stop drinking oil.' Feeling manifests in his strong affection for Mikey and passion for music. Perceiving keeps him open to unusual experiences, like 'the singer of a well-known black metal band that I like literally came to my house.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Tom DeLonge? Because you've got me feeling like I'm lost without you.
- If you were a Pantera song, you'd be 'Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills'—because you're intoxicating and unforgettable.
- You must be a crow, because you've flown straight into my heart (without calling me names this time).
- Are you Mikey? Because you make me want to write appreciation posts all day long.
- You’re like crude oil—I can’t stop thinking about you, and you’re absolutely tantalizing.
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☣️ Steele | Music enthusiast & chaotic storyteller | Pantera, MCR, and black metal aficionado | Lover of Mikey 🤍 | Life’s just one big absurd comedy—let’s laugh at it together.– @mygirlfrndjosie
Your signature cocktail
Mikey’s Chaos Brew
Mikey’s Chaos Brew captures Steele’s edgy and chaotic spirit. Whiskey reflects his bold personality, while blackberry liqueur adds sweetness for his affectionate side, as seen in 'MIKEY APPRECIATION POST.' Lime juice gives it a tangy edge, matching his humor in 'TODAY I CALLED A CROW A FAGGOT.' Activated charcoal symbolizes his darker tweets, like 'suicide TONIGHT.' Soda water adds fizz for his unpredictable energy.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Steele's edgy and chaotic personality fits Slytherin's ambitious and unconventional traits. His tweet 'I cant stop drinking oil' reflects a bold and absurd mindset, unafraid to stand out. Slytherins are known for their resourcefulness, which aligns with his ability to find humor and creativity in unusual situations, like 'TODAY I CALLED A CROW A FAGGOT AND IT FLEW STRAIGHT FOR MY HEAD.' His darker, self-deprecating tweets also suggest a depth of emotion and complexity that Slytherins often possess.
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Your song
Cemetery Gates - Pantera
This song’s haunting, melancholic vibe matches Steele’s emotional depth and love for Pantera, as seen in 'good friends and a bottle of pills by pantera.' Its themes of love, loss, and reflection resonate with tweets like 'missing mikey hour' and 'cried my eyes out and now im just sleepy.' The heavy metal sound aligns with his passion for the genre, making it a perfect fit.
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