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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Open about feelings, from love and yearning to frustration, e.g., “Sending love” and “Iam so frustrated rn gonna block some ppl asehi”.
- Politically-aware: Engages critically with politics and social issues, e.g., “Hindu unity saaar... let's lynch muslims together” and “Congress tries to do something to keep bjp in check lmao”.
- Culturally-rooted: Strong Bengali/Indian cultural pride, e.g., “Always north indians teaching us how to celebrate durga puja...” and food/festivals like “Happy makar sankranti... Kichuri Labra Payesh Beguni”.
- Humorous-witty: Uses sarcasm and jokes even on serious topics, e.g., “Real coffee drinkers don't drink cold coffee btw only performative fucks” and “Earth is flat”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets concrete study challenges and logs progress, e.g., “10 hours study challenge for 3 days 28,30,31 let's go” and “Day 47 #studylog”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts self down, e.g., “Mera kuch nhi hosakta”, “Iam so ungrateful bhai I have literally everything to clear any exam par nahi 😔”.
- Anxiety-prone: Talks about anxiety and jitteriness, e.g., “Anxirty anxiety anxiety anxiety” and “People with anxiety, do you guys get jittery when you drink coffee?”.
- Inconsistent-discipline: Struggles to maintain study consistency, e.g., “Wasnt consistent with studies cuz grandma was in hospital starting fresh tomorrow” and needing 10-hour challenges to push themselves.
- Impulsive-reactive: Responds strongly and quickly to triggers, e.g., “Iam so frustrated rn gonna block some ppl asehi” and sharp quote-tweets like “'Different ideology' YOUR FRIEND SUPPORTS RAPISTS”.
- Health-neglectful: Habits that strain health, e.g., “Pulling an all nighter for no reason”, “Had 3 mugs of coffee this is not good”, and “Ulti arhi hai my liver is dead”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, joke, and share their day in public, e.g. talking about roadside coffee and recommending it to everyone in “Woke up from my afternoon nap l, went outside, had coffee from a roadside stall ( finally felt awake). Ab lag rahi hai shaam suhaani would 100% recommend it”, and openly venting or flirting like “Koi rich gay se lavender marriage karna hai”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: although they mention lots of concrete food/coffee details, they quickly jump to broader, conceptual takes about politics, culture, and morality, such as “Hindu unity saaar batenge toh katenge saaar... When they tell hindus to unite they mean comeon let's lynch muslims together” and questioning ideological double standards in “'Different ideology' YOUR FRIEND SUPPORTS RAPISTS”. Their style is strongly Feeling: they react with moral outrage and empathy rather than detached logic, e.g. frustration with preachers supporting rapists in “Bhai I see so many padhe likhe log worshipping that premanand he supports ansaram...” and emotional self-disclosure about anxiety in “Anxirty anxiety anxiety anxiety”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they are chaotic, last‑minute and self‑deprecating about consistency in studying, like “Wasnt consistent with studies cuz grandma was in hospital starting fresh tomorrow” and “Pulling an all nighter for no reason”, and often change plans impulsively (“Iam so frustrated rn gonna block some ppl asehi” in this tweet). The combination of outward expressiveness, value-driven commentary, emotional intensity, and flexible, somewhat messy lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re planning a 10-hour study challenge, drinking three mugs of coffee, and still tweeting about ilish maacher dim bhaja—should I apply to be your official ‘study break + fish fry’ partner or is there an exam for that too?
- You’ve never had a croissant, but you’ve survived Delhi thand, hospital runs, anxiety, and Indian politics on your TL—clearly you like a challenge. Want to take on one more and see if you can survive a coffee date with me without fake crying?
- You said ‘real coffee drinkers don’t drink cold coffee’—as a loyal garam-coffee enjoyer, I think we’re already ideologically aligned. Next step in the manifesto: you, me, roadside stall wali shaam ki coffee, and then ghar aake 10 ghante padhai ka natak.
- Between your ‘girl breakfast’, ‘girl lunch’, and ‘Aaj maine khaya’ threads, I’m convinced your love language is food logs. If I show up with kichuri, labra, payesh and decent political opinions, can I be added to tomorrow’s menu?
- You stay up late ‘just in case you text’, block people when you’re frustrated, and yearn in lowercase—statistically speaking, I’m exactly your type: mildly unhinged, very online, and ready to stand by you like that ‘Stand by me’ tweet, bas tum bolo.
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Bengali girl powered by chai, politics & 10-hour study marathons. Once drank 3 coffees and live-tweeted the vibrations. Here for food pics & mild chaos.– @myheadhurtsbrro
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Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
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Gryffindor
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Vienna - Billy Joel
Billy Joel’s “Vienna” fits them because it’s all about a restless, overthinking person who’s hard on themselves yet still pushing forward. They’re constantly juggling ambition and burnout, like when they say “Samvidhan ke naam pe 26 January ko 10 ghante ki padhai karenge” and then later admit “Iam so ungrateful bhai I have literally everything to clear any exam par nahi 😔”. The song’s message of slowing down and being kinder to yourself echoes their anxiety and jitteriness, for example “Anxirty anxiety anxiety anxiety” and “People with anxiety, do you guys get jittery when you drink coffee? Had three cups today and I am literally vibrating”. At the same time, their wry humor and self-awareness in tweets like “Mera kuch nhi hosakta” and “Omg get a life urmi” mirror the song’s gentle, slightly teasing tone toward a younger, driven self. “Vienna” captures that mix of yearning, frustration, and the need to remember life isn’t a race—exactly the energy that runs through their timeline.
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