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They match Lisa Simpson most closely: bookish, introspective, emotional, and very defined by their obsessions. Like Lisa with her sax and jazz heroes, this user builds their identity around music and specific artists, from Blur and Damon Albarn to Suede and Deftones, e.g. “they should never give me a speaker ive been forcing my family to listen to blur since i woke up” and “EVERYBODY GET MORE SUEDE NOW!”. They’re also self-aware and dramatic about school and exams in a very Lisa way, as in “3 more tests this week btw im losing it” and “this fuckass school bro”. The mix of idealism and emotional intensity shows up in posts like “i love stanning damon yk bc hes just a lovely person he can do no wrong in my head” and the heartfelt activism-style reminder “reminder to feed puppies”. Finally, their slightly lonely, overthinking teen energy—“using this as an advertisement mutuals feel free to dm bc ill not dm first bc im scared but im super cool”—fits Lisa’s combination of social anxiety, strong opinions, and intense niche passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on personal feelings, niche interests, and online mutuals rather than big in-person social circles, e.g. “using this as an advertisement mutuals feel free to dm bc ill not dm first bc im scared but im super cool” and “i wanna play some online games but why r these kids so scary to me💔💔”, which suggests shyness and preferring controlled interactions. They read as Intuitive (N): they constantly project meanings and narratives onto music and people instead of just describing facts, like “the more u read into smiths lyrics the more heartbreaking and life ruining they are esp this song” and “in my head all gra songs are about damon sorry”. Their decisions and judgments are clearly Feeling (F) driven: they frame things in terms of love, heartbreak, and affection for artists and friends, e.g. “i love stanning damon yk bc hes just a lovely person he can do no wrong in my head” and “i love @drunkterrier so much yall dont even know kocham cie sveta”, and even conflicts are expressed emotionally: “whoever is liking svetas hate tweets on me i will find you”. They are more Perceiving (P) than J: they talk about chaotic sleep, procrastination, and going with the moment rather than rigid structure, like “ive decided to stay up all night bc my sleep schedule is insane and school is on wednesday so i need to get my shit together” and “3 more tests this week btw im losing it”, plus impulsive hair and music choices such as “cant wait until i figure out how much money i can spend n dye my hair”. Put together—introspective, imaginative, highly feelings-centered and somewhat scattered in planning—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.

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18 • Polish britpop nerd powered by Blur, Suede & Deftones. Once forced my whole family to listen to Blur all morning & I stand by that decision.– @myheroines

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This drink starts with vodka as a nod to their Polish roots and chaotic senior-year energy, the kind that decides to pull an all-nighter because “ive decided to stay up all night bc my sleep schedule is insane and school is on wednesday” “ive decided to stay up all night bc my sleep schedule is insane and school is on wednesday so i need to get my shit together #fingerscrossed”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, moody sweetness for the dramatic Britpop obsession and heartbreaky lyrics like when they say “the more u read into smiths lyrics the more heartbreaking and life ruining they are esp this song” “the more u read into smiths lyrics the more heartbreaking and life ruining they are esp this song”. Sparkling lemonade brings fizzy teenage excitement, the same vibe as screaming “EVERYBODY GET MORE SUEDE NOW!” “EVERYBODY GET MORE SUEDE NOW!” and forcing their family to listen to Blur all morning “they should never give me a speaker ive been forcing my family to listen to blur since i woke up”. A dash of absinthe represents their slightly unhinged, obsessive stan tendencies toward Damon and Graham, like “graham leslie coxon one day ill find you and deal with you” “graham leslie coxon one day ill find you and deal with you” and the way they say “in my head all gra songs are about damon sorry” “in my head all gra songs are about damon sorry”. Finally, the crushed ice with a splash of red grenadine mirrors their past red-hair era and bruised, emo aesthetics, like “okay ill be a dark brunette today finally weird washed red hair era over” “okay ill be a dark brunette today finally weird washed red hair era over” and the way “now lifes a blur” in their bio melts into something sweet, messy, and very online.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through-line is intense loyalty and warmth toward friends and favorite artists, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly hype and defend the things and people they love, from protectiveness over Damon/Blur and Gorillaz—like “who tf is hating on gorillaz st. lets fight”—to playful but devoted stanning such as “i love stanning damon yk bc hes just a lovely person he can do no wrong in my head”. Their affection for friends is explicit and sincere, for instance “i love @drunkterrier so much yall dont even know kocham cie sveta” and using their account to invite mutuals to connect: “mutuals feel free to dm bc ill not dm first bc im scared but im super cool”. They also show a caring, soft side with things like “reminder to feed puppies” and worrying about unfollows in an emotional, not strategic, way: “who keeps unfollowing me i WILL find u”. While they complain about school and stress, they still push themselves through tests and work (“3 more tests this week btw im losing it”), suggesting perseverance rather than cutthroat ambition. Taken together—loyalty to friends and fandoms, kindness, and a hard-working but non-competitive vibe—Hufflepuff fits far better than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is The Universal by Blur. They’re intensely Blur‑coded, from “they should never give me a speaker ive been forcing my family to listen to blur since i woke up” to “tbh im only proud of my top albums and being in top 1000 blur fans”, so it makes sense to choose a Blur track that reflects both obsession and emotional depth. The Universal’s lyrics about growing up, alienation and trying to stay hopeful match their last-year-of-school chaos in “how the last year of highschool feels” and the general burnout in “how it feels to do anything lately”. The song’s big, dramatic, slightly melancholy vibe mirrors their emotional reactions to music, like “the more u read into smiths lyrics the more heartbreaking and life ruining they are” and their life-changing discoveries in “OH??????? THIS CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE RN”. And the hopeful refrain about things getting better fits someone who jokes about school and unfollows but still plans concerts and parties, like “how do i even prepare to host a nye party” and “seeing deftones TOMORROW”.

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