Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong care for friends, celebrating their wins and missing them, like in “nada me deixa mais feliz do que ver meus amigos conquistando as coisinhas deles” and “fico assim toda vez que vou encontrar com a sab e a vi amo elas”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about happiness, depression and stress, for example “odeio quando a depressão fica tipo ‘quero ficar deitado’” and “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!!”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows genuine excitement for music, games and shows, like “começo do ano com música nova da luanna, ajc e nanda🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏” and “essa temporada do corrida vai ser TUDO meu deus”.
- Playful humor: Uses exaggerated, absurd jokes and slang to cope and entertain, for instance “as vezes sinto que enfiar uma perna inteira pelo meu cu pra sair na minha boca seria menos estressante do que isso” and “ai que vontade de comer lixo!!! vou de 99”.
- Values self‑respect: Clearly sets boundaries about being valued and respected, as in “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!!” and “uma pessoa que te desrespeita tanto assim não pode ser chamada de amigo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive wording that can escalate conflicts, like “kauan🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and “meu deus como eu ODEIO windows, so maldito”.
- AI hostility: Expresses intense dislike toward technology fields and AI, e.g. “tão lindo ver o declínio da inteligência artificial” and “a ia vai substituir todos vocês !!”, which can sound dismissive of others’ interests or work.
- Negativity focus: Often centers on complaints and frustration about people or services, such as “a equipe de tecnologia da vivo é a mais inútil do MUNDO” and “nossa nao sejam esse tipo de pessoa serio !!!! 💔💔👎👎”.
- Vulgar expression: Relies on explicit sexual and graphic imagery that may alienate some readers, like “quero fuder no pelo” and the extreme metaphor in “enfiar uma perna inteira pelo meu cu”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets show strong, immediate reactions (to games, tech, people) without much nuance, like “imagina que MICO financiar e jogar expedition 33 um jogo que usa ia generativa” and “CCO maior que medicina jesus parem de fazer t.i”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, artistic, and politically/opinionated online. Like Lisa, they have strong stances on tech and ethics, criticizing AI and surveillance, as seen in tweets like “tão lindo ver o declínio da inteligência artificial tipo a grande massa aos poucos está odiando ela no cotidiano”, “imagina que MICO financiar e jogar expedition 33 um jogo que usa ia generativa e ainda se diz indie”, and “acho louco pensar que o tiktok não tem criptografia ou segurança alguma...”. They also show academic pressure and overwork energy similar to Lisa’s with posts like “75 QUESTÕES” and “como pode 0.3%”. At the same time, they’re very affectionate and idealistic about friends and love, mirroring Lisa’s big heart, in tweets like “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!! aproveite a companhia de quem te ama em voz alta a vida é tudo com eles vey” and “nada me deixa mais feliz do que ver meus amigos conquistando as coisinhas deles”. The mix of depressive humor and romantic/poetic side, such as “odeio quando a depressão fica tipo ‘quero ficar deitado’ e não ‘quero fuder no pelo’” and “ai queria navegar conhecer suas besteiras te sonhar e ser feliz pra vida inteira...”, also fits Lisa’s combination of angst and sensitivity more than the other main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: they frequently tweet about friends and social outings, like “hoje foi tao legal adoro sair com meus amigos” and “fico assim toda vez que vou encontrar com a sab e a vi amo elas”, and openly express emotions to their social circle. Their focus leans toward Intuition (N) rather than concrete Sensing: they often talk in broad, emotional or conceptual terms, e.g. “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!! aproveite a companhia de quem te ama em voz alta a vida é tudo com eles vey”, and comment on trends/ideas like AI and TikTok privacy instead of just raw facts, as in “acho louco pensar que o tiktok não tem criptografia... monitoram todas as conversas”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: moral and emotional reactions dominate, e.g. “uma pessoa que te desrespeita tanto assim não pode ser chamada de amigo vey sinto muito” and their affection for friends’ achievements in “nada me deixa mais feliz do que ver meus amigos conquistando as coisinhas deles”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they embrace spontaneity and mood-driven choices—“dias ruins pedem uma pizza, assim como dias bons e alguns dias medianos”—and show scattered, impulsive energy and complaints about stress rather than structured planning, like “as vezes sinto que enfiar uma perna inteira pelo meu cu pra sair na minha boca seria menos estressante do que isso”. Overall, their expressive, people-focused, idealistic, and free-flowing style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said bad days, good days and even mid days all deserve pizza… can I be the reason you order one more, so we can officially classify today as ‘perfect day’?
- You finished Village and Detroit, got your first platina and still have patience for bugged games like *that one* you shaded… how about you speed‑run a route to my heart and we unlock the ‘canon couple’ achievement together?
- You tweeted that the AI decline is beautiful and the masses are starting to hate it, but I’m willing to risk public opinion if it means being the one algorithm that gets to recommend: me + you + beach + caipirinha + slow kiss.
- You said nothing makes you happier than seeing your friends conquering their little things — honestly, the way you love your people out loud is hotter than any playlist, festival line‑up or Marina Sena bridge. That’s exactly the kind of heart I’d like to get close to.
- If even your depression sometimes wants to ‘stay in bed’ and sometimes wants to ‘go wild’, I volunteer as the versatile plan B: we can stay under the covers watching SpongeBob movies you ‘kinda liked’… or we can skip straight to the ‘ME ENCONTRA AGORAAAAA ENTRE AS ESTRELAAAAAS’ part.
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Coffee-fueled CCO student, music addict & occasional ranter. Finished Detroit, still mad at Windows, always planning the next beach trip.– @mykssnr
Your signature cocktail
Caipi-Mar de Besteiras
This cocktail is beach-in-a-glass for someone who lives between caipirinhas, the sea, and slow kisses, echoing “caipirinha praia mar beijo lento” and the dreamy vibe of “ai queria navegar conhecer suas besteiras te sonhar e ser feliz pra vida inteira…”. The cachaça with sea salt brings that Bahian shoreline energy and a little saudade, nodding to “#saudadesbahia”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and alive, like their chaotic, funny rants from “as vezes sinto que enfiar uma perna inteira pelo meu cu pra sair na minha boca seria menos estressante do que isso”. Guava nectar makes it tender and sweet for the way they light up talking about friends in “nada me deixa mais feliz do que ver meus amigos conquistando as coisinhas deles” and “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!!”. A hit of spicy ginger syrup represents their salty drag on tech bros and AI in “tão lindo ver o declínio da inteligência artificial” and “CCO maior que medicina jesus parem de fazer t.i a ia vai substituir todos vocês !!”. Finally, sparkling water gives it fizz and lightness, like the unbothered joy of “hoje foi tao legal adoro sair com meus amigos” and their goofy food love in “dias ruins pedem uma pizza, assim como dias bons e alguns dias medianos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, loyalty, and emotional care, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. Their joy in seeing friends succeed is very characteristic of a loyal, others-first personality: “nada me deixa mais feliz do que ver meus amigos conquistando as coisinhas deles, fico tão ansioso animado ai”, and they repeatedly emphasize cherishing the people who love you out loud: “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!! aproveite a companhia de quem te ama em voz alta a vida é tudo com eles vey”. They also draw firm lines about respect in friendships, showing a strong moral sense of fairness and how people should treat one another: “uma pessoa que te desrespeita tanto assim não pode ser chamada de amigo vey sinto muito”. Their timeline is full of affection for friends and small joys—wanting to be on the beach with Sab and Vi (“queria estar assim na praia com a sab e a vi agora”) and excitement about meeting them (“fico assim toda vez que vou encontrar com a sab e a vi amo elas”)—which fits the warm, communal Hufflepuff vibe more than the ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw. While they have strong opinions (e.g., on AI and tech), those opinions are framed around ethics and how things affect people (e.g., criticism of exploitative tech and games using generative AI), again aligning with Hufflepuff’s fairness and values-driven outlook. Overall, their defining traits are loyalty, valuing emotional bonds, and caring about how people are treated, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Solar Power - Lorde
A well-suited song for them is Solar Power because they clearly feel recharged by the beach, the sea, and time with loved ones, as seen in posts like “caipirinha praia mar beijo lento” and “quero viver assim pra sempre”. The song’s carefree, sun-drenched vibe matches their desire to escape stress and just enjoy the moment with friends, echoed in “a vida é curta demais pra ficar mal por quem não te valoriza!!!! aproveite a companhia de quem te ama em voz alta a vida é tudo com eles vey”. They’re very emotionally expressive and a bit dramatic in a funny way, like in “as vezes sinto que enfiar uma perna inteira pelo meu cu pra sair na minha boca seria menos estressante do que isso”, which fits the song’s theme of wanting to drop everything and live lighter. Their love of music and specific emotional moments with it, such as “ver o mar ao som dessa foi um sentimento tão singular nao consigo nem descrever”, aligns with how Solar Power turns simple, sunny days into big, meaningful feelings. Overall, the track captures their mix of softness, beach nostalgia, and a desire to prioritize joy and genuine connections over stress and tech burnout.
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