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The user constantly expresses hopelessness, loneliness, and suicidal thoughts, such as "i think the best thing i could ever do is die in a forest and let animals eat me" and "my life is some bullshit i should die NOW", which mirrors Moe's frequent depressive moments and his own suicide attempts on the show. Their craving for validation and feeling ignored by family and friends ("i kinda wish there was some form of validation in my life... nobody cares") aligns with Moe's constant need for acceptance from patrons and his loneliness at the bar. The user also mentions having "middle aged dad energy" and feeling "over", reminiscent of Moe's older, weary demeanor and self‑deprecating humor. Their self‑destructive jokes like "need to krill my shellf" and "i gotta take a bite out of my arm asap" reflect Moe's dark humor about self‑harm. Overall, the mix of chronic melancholy, yearning for care, and dark comedic self‑talk best fits the character Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the frequent self‑focused, internal monologue such as “i talk to myself on twt” and “i feel so shit”, the user appears introverted. Their thoughts often dwell on abstract, future‑oriented or nostalgic ideas – e.g., “the 'who my _____ thought i saw when they were dying vs who i actually saw' trend thing makes me bawl my fucking eyes out” and “looking back to the past is an immediate way to make right now feel horrible” – indicating intuitive processing. Decision‑making is driven by personal emotions and a need for validation, as seen in “i need validation” and “i want to be cared for”. The overall tone is unstructured, impulsive, and mentions a desire to “be less annoying ASAP” without clear planning, reflecting a perceiving lifestyle. These traits align best with the INFP type.

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Australian writer & cat dad • occasional Mario Kart champ (my mom still beats me) • sharing thoughts, memes & mental health insights– @mylilcamboy

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The drink blends dark rum for the heavy, brooding thoughts the user shares, like "i feel so shit. it's so funny how looking back to the past is an immediate way to make right now feel horrible" and the bitter coffee liqueur mirrors their self‑critical humor, e.g., "the 'who my _____ thought i saw when they were dying vs who i actually saw' trend thing makes me bawl my fucking eyes out every time LMAO i just break down the moment it changes". A splash of white wine adds the fleeting moments of trying to find joy, as they tweet "i'm drinking white wine it's kinda not good" and a dash of chocolate bitters offers a sweet, comforting hug, echoing their yearning for cuddles like "i need cute butt on my lap so i can grab it with both hands and forget what i was talking about". Finally a lavender garnish represents their fragile hope for peace, reminiscent of "i wish i could live in a little hut in the middle of nowhere with nothing. but like... comfortably".

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The user repeatedly expresses a deep need for caring connections and loyalty to friends, family, and animals, which aligns with Hufflepuff's emphasis on kindness and dedication, as seen in tweets like 'i love my cat even if she loves food a little bit too much' and 'i need to survive for chaeyoung'. They also often voice feelings of isolation and a longing for validation, for example 'i kinda wish there was some form of validation in my life. like my family doesn't care. my friends don't care. i hop on twt and talk to myself nobody cares', reflecting Hufflepuff's patient and supportive nature. Their loyalty to relatives appears in lines such as 'watching my mum play mario kart LMAO' and 'my nephew such a pain in the ass man. ppl let him get away w everything i would not raise a kid like that', showing a sense of familial duty. The humble self‑critical tone in 'i gotta be less annoying ASAP. i am pushing 30' mirrors Hufflepuff's modesty and willingness to improve. Overall, the desire to be cared for and to care for others is the strongest indicator that Hufflepuff best fits this user.

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The recurring themes of isolation, self‑destruction and yearning for relief in their tweets mirror the bleak lyrics of 'Hurt.' They write 'i feel so horrible lol' and 'i think the best thing i could ever do is die in a forest and let animals eat me,' echoing lines like 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' The line 'i have to krill my shellf' and 'i gotta take a bite out of my arm asap' reflect the self‑harm imagery in the song. Their repeated statements of feeling unwanted ('the world i live in doesn't have a place for me', 'i'm a sick sick man') align with the song's lament of being 'a broken man.' Yet the song also carries a haunting sense of introspection, matching their frequent self‑reflective tweets such as 'thinking about things (tweeting this to let ppl know i think sometimes)'.

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