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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and feeling out of place even among people they care about. Like Lisa, they oscillate between wanting deep connection and feeling excluded, as seen in tweets like “So obviously that I’m being excluded that even I’m picking up on that, i literally said I’d rather have people tell me shit instead of being so secretive :(” and “I hate growing apart”. They overthink relationships and boundaries the way Lisa does, for example in “Former fwb says that cuddling is too intimate for them since they have a bf (which is reasonable don’t get me wrong), but then we still exchage porn like it’s candy??? Is this weird???”. Their self-awareness and tendency to analyze their own behavior—like “Being co dependent is actually the worst how do you break out of that habit, this is a genuine question”—also mirror Lisa’s reflective nature. Even amid distress and self-harm struggles, they still show a sense of moral stance and recovery focus in the bio (“100% pro recovery”), similar to Lisa’s strong internal ethics and desire for things to be better.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they fixate on one or two close connections (moirail, oomfs, fwb) rather than broad socializing, e.g. “I want to talk to oomfs.. OOMFS DM ME RN” and repeatedly mention feeling excluded or avoided, like “Oomf is ending a 3 year tradition to hang out with their other friend. I swear for this past year they’ve just been backing out of shit at the last minute”. Their timeline is heavy on Intuition (N): they focus on meanings, relationships, and identity more than raw facts, with posts like “Is it normal to like No, LOVE someone not in a romantic way, but also not in a platonic way??? Like is there a secret 3rd option to this??” and “I hope everything makes sense someday.” showing abstract, big-picture thinking. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, centering emotion, attachment, and hurt: “I hate growing apart”, “Everyone’s lying about liking me, I just can’t prove it..”, and ruminations about cuddling and co-dependency like “Being co dependent is actually the worst how do you break out of that habit, this is a genuine question”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they struggle with follow-through and structure, e.g. “I WANNA CUT LATER doesn’t cut ...”, procrastinate (doing a new strawpage instead of studying in “NEW STRAWPAGE!!! Did this instead of studying for finals…”), and treat plans flexibly rather than rigidly. Putting this together—introspective, idealistic, relationship-preoccupied, and somewhat unstructured—INFP fits better than nearby types like ISFP or INTP.

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16 • he/him • trying to heal, not glamorize. Once cut napkins with a coin at lunch instead of talking about my feelings. Here for honesty & recovery.– @mylittledirkbot

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The blue raspberry soda with a splash of energy drink matches their hyper-online, sleepless scrolling vibe and school-lunch timeline life, like when they’re “Scrolling on shtwt during school feels like a fnaf game” and “Vice principal walked by while I was on shtwt thank god I’m against the wall”. Pomegranate liqueur/syrup is deep red and intense, mirroring their thigh/hip cutter identity and posts like “Too risky to post on private.. [picture]” and “Guess it’s my turn [2 pictures]”. A sharp hit of lemon juice captures the sting of their honesty and dark humor in lines like “I have to wait until 1/2/26 for the next session I’m gonna kms bro” and “You look like a guy trust me! I’m 4’9, 81 pounds, and have a voice of a 10 year old, you don’t gotta lie to me”. The rosemary sprig is a grounding, earthy note for their longing for stable, non-romantic-but-deeper-than-platonic bonds, like “You see moirails as best friends, I see it as something way more deep that isn’t romantic, we are not the same..” and their co-dependency worries in “Being co dependent is actually the worst how do you break out of that habit, this is a genuine question”. Finally, the edible glitter or silver sugar rim reflects their performative, online aesthetic and shtwt identity-building, from “Brobot: Enter intro ==> 【dirk ᛝ 16】 ... Just a mentally ill robot guy lol” to “NEW STRAWPAGE!!! Did this instead of studying for finals…”, adding a sparkly, slightly theatrical finish to a drink that’s sweet, sour, and a little dangerous all at once.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and attachment to people, especially their moirail and friends, repeatedly worrying about growing apart and exclusion, like in “I hate growing apart” and “So obviously that I’m being excluded that even I’m picking up on that…”. Their feelings about moirails as something “way more deep” than normal best friends in “You see moirails as best friends, I see it as something way more deep that isn’t romantic…” highlight an intense value on deep, stable bonds, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Even in the context of self-harm spaces, they emphasize care and responsibility, such as “Moral of the story: save up resources before cutting, especially if it’s deeper than cat scratches” and identifying as “100% pro recovery” in their bio, showing a practical, caretaking streak for themselves and others. They worry about seeming selfish when expressing needs, as in “I feel upset about the fact we can’t cuddle anymore MORE than us stopping being fwb (I’m not gonna say anything though because I feel like that’s SELFISH AF)”, which reflects a fairness- and others-first mindset. Overall, while they have emotional volatility and impulsive thoughts, their core traits are loyalty, concern for others’ well-being in the community, and a longing for safe, committed connections—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures self-destructive urges, loneliness, and the feeling of missing some normal version of adolescence. Their timeline is steeped in self-harm struggles and dark humor, like “I WANNA CUT LATER doesn’t cut I WANNA CUT LATER…” and “Speedrunning slow painful death”, mirroring the song’s fixation on harm and death fantasies. The song’s teenage misery and social alienation reflect posts like “Everyone’s lying about liking me, I just can’t prove it..” and “So obviously that I’m being excluded that even I’m picking up on that”. They also juggle identity, dysphoria, and treatment (“Time for the Psychiatry appointment where they determine if I’m ready for testosterone!! I can’t wait to lie!!”](https://x.com/mylittledirkbot/status/2014371453102354649)), which aligns with the song’s tension between how you feel inside and how you’re perceived. Even their joking fatalism (“2036 will be my year I promise guys”) fits the song’s mix of dark humor and despair about growing up wrong.

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