
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Kyar mirrors Lisa’s deeply emotional and introspective nature, often feeling isolated from peers and finding solace in complex media and art. They share a profound sense of loneliness, with Kyar stating, “So lonely my moms actually my best friend”, echoing Lisa’s frequent reliance on Marge for support. Kyar displays a creative spark and critical eye toward the world, noting, “I love making media with all different forms of art... it gives kind of an eerie but creative feeling to it”. Like Lisa, Kyar grapples with high-functioning social anxiety and a desire for deep connection, expressing a wish that “someone would stalk my user and comment on every one of my posts”. Ultimately, both characters navigate the world with a mix of intellectual curiosity and a melancholic search for belonging.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kyar exhibits Introversion through her “worst social anxiety ever” and feelings of deep loneliness despite her “mom’s actually my best friend” status. Her Intuition is shown in her creative aspirations, such as her “idea of a story about a childs perspective on traumatic events” and her love for complex media like Interstellar. She leans heavily toward Feeling, making decisions based on internal emotional states and “feeling happical” or intense distress, rather than logic. Finally, her Perceiving trait is evident in her disorganized lifestyle, frequently “losing her knife” and her spontaneous, impulsive approach to self-harm and social interactions.

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Aspiring artist and multi-media creator. I once convinced my mom our dogs ate several sticks of butter. Minor | She/They | Loves Interstellar and art tutorials.– @MyNameIsKyar

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bittersweet, high-contrast tribute to a complex personality that oscillates between “feeling happical” and the crushing weight of having the “worst social anxiety ever”. The deep red hibiscus reflects how their “arms turn lollipop red” after a session, while the sharp bite of absinthe mimics the edge of their “vital instrument”. Despite the darkness, the drink is served with a sparkling finish because they “love making media with all different forms of art”, showing a creative spirit that shines even when they’re “so lonely”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kyar exhibits a distinct Slytherin blend of resourcefulness, self-preservation through attention-seeking, and a cynical worldview. They are remarkably candid about their perceived narcissism, tweeting, “Yes I’m narcissistic... yes I always want attention yes I believe everyone should idolize me”, which aligns with the house's association with ambition and self-importance. Their resourcefulness is often applied to circumventing authority or social norms, such as when they ask, “how do I hide packages I’m ordering from my fucking mom bro” or admit to joining communities for the “thrill” of shoplifting. Despite their struggles, they maintain a sharp, judgmental wit and a desire for control over their environment and social image, hallmarks of a young Slytherin navigating internal and external chaos.

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The song Milk Mirror captures the hazy, distorted reality of someone struggling with deep isolation and self-inflicted pain, mirroring Kyar’s bio of “Shtwt + Depression”. The lyrics reflect a sense of being trapped in one's own mind, which aligns with their confession: “I think I’m getting mentally worse but I sure am fine”. Kyar often fluctuates between a desire for total solitude, stating “I would love to live in a world with no one else”, and a desperate need for connection, tweeting “Im so lonely I’d be friends with ANYONE”. The song's ethereal yet unsettling tone matches their interest in media that gives “kind of an eerie but creative feeling”. Ultimately, the track embodies the specific blend of aesthetic appreciation and raw emotional distress Kyar displays throughout their timeline.

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