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Your Simpsons character
Aidan perfectly embodies the unlucky-in-love, socially awkward, and melodramatic nature of Milhouse. His feed is filled with a desperate longing for affection, ranging from intense devotion to heartbreak, such as when he laments, “i dont know what im going to do without you”. Like Milhouse’s obsession with Lisa, Aidan is deeply immersed in niche internet subcultures and Discord-based romance, admitting “my soulmate is on discord”. He also shares the character’s classic 'nerdy' vulnerability, self-deprecatingly tweeting, “i usually just scribble little circles but yeah this is pretty romantic”. Ultimately, his mix of academic struggles, anime fixation, and being a “failure of a boywife” makes him the quintessential Springfield dork.

Your MBTI personality Type
Aidan demonstrates clear Introversion (I) through his heavy reliance on digital spaces like Discord and his admission that “i cry too easily”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on abstract feelings and fandom subcultures, often musing on how “all roads lead back to Instagram User”. He is a strong Feeling (F) type, characterized by intense emotional volatility and romantic longing, exemplified by tweets like “i don't know what im going to do without you”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows in his struggle with academic structure and spontaneous emotional outbursts, such as when he laments “i am a failure of a boywife” or forgets to study for finals.

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Engineering student and Blue Lock fan. When I’m not overthinking calculus FRQs or practicing my Tekken KBD, I’m wondering why Santa gave me sunscreen for Christmas.– @mypeakisbronze

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 'neurospicy' college student juggling “chemistry hw” and a devastating “realization that make your heart drop.” The high alcohol content reflects a desperate need to get “hammered tonight fuck finasl,” while the bitter finish honors his self-proclaimed status as a “failure of a boywife.” It is a messy, experimental cocktail served to someone who “cries too easily” while begging a fictional doctor to “put it out on meee.”

Your Hogwarts House
Aidan’s digital footprint is defined by a deep-seated need for emotional connection and loyalty, core tenets of Hufflepuff. His vulnerability is on full display through his unwavering devotion to others, such as when he admits, “i miss you” or describes his nurturing nature by saying, “call me the rain man the way i make sure she drinks enough water every day”. Despite his struggles with self-esteem, he values fairness and social justice, evidenced by his analytical critique of “'white pride' in history” being used to justify cruelty. Ultimately, his commitment to his relationships, even when they cause him pain, mirrors the Hufflepuff trait of staying true to those they love, as seen in his heartfelt declaration: “i dont know what im going to do without you”.

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Aidan’s profile is defined by a melancholic, internet-centric obsession with a distant or lost romantic interest, specifically mentioning his deep resonance with the artist by asking “how does this dude frank ocean actually do it 😭😭”. The song’s themes of longing and emotional instability mirror his recent spiral where he admits “i dont know what im going to do without you” and “i ruined everything”. His tweets frequently oscillate between extreme devotion and self-deprecation, such as when he claims “i love you bunny” immediately followed by feelings of emptiness. This desperate, late-night digital yearning perfectly captures the unrequited and self-destructive energy of Self Control, especially as he navigates the lonely intersection of Discord culture and real-life heartbreak.

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