Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The overall tone is darkly comic, self-deprecating, and intermittently vicious, which aligns strongly with Moe Szyslak. Like Moe, this user mixes morbid, fatalistic humor with a sense of being an outsider, as in “Meu destino é morrer em alguma ex colônia portuguesa tal qual Mario Alberto Trepichio. Honra ao fim último dos homens.”. There’s also a blend of aggression and grotesque provocation—e.g., “Nova ideia: derreter crioulos em um tonel de detergente líquido Ypê” and “Escrita acadêmica é estupro”—that feels like Moe’s most unhinged bar-rant energy turned up to eleven. The user frequently signals exhaustion or resignation, in the style of Moe’s chronic misery, with terse posts like “Estou cansado de ver tanto conflito em meu X... Adeus..” and repeated “Ok” tweets (“Ok”, “Ok...”). Finally, the mix of political edginess and bitter irony, as in “My honor is loyalty...... to Bolsonaro..”, mirrors Moe’s tendency to flirt with ugly attitudes while still being fundamentally a sad, self-lampooning figure.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come across as strongly introverted: many posts are cryptic or inner-jokey one‑liners like “Ok”, “Ok...” and “Estou cansado de ver tanto conflito em meu X... Adeus..”, which suggest withdrawal and low interest in broad social engagement rather than attention‑seeking. Their humor is highly intuitive, leaning on abstraction, symbolism, and intertextual references instead of concrete day‑to‑day details, for example the dark, metaphorical “Meu destino é morrer em alguma ex colônia portuguesa tal qual Mario Alberto Trepichio. Honra ao fim último dos homens.” and surreal lines like “Nova ideia: derreter crioulos em um tonel de detergente líquido Ypê”. The tone is heavily Thinking‑oriented: posts are blunt, abrasive, and often intellectualized or satirical rather than empathetic, such as “Escrita acadêmica é estupro” and the political mockery in “My honor is loyalty...... to Bolsonaro..”. Their feed feels very Perceiving: spontaneous, experimental, and unstructured, shifting from diet experimentation (“Estou há 3 dias na dieta raypeat”) to niche in‑jokes like “#insertmypowerpointportfolioinlingojampidginatornationalism” with no clear long‑term plan or orderly narrative. Taken together—solitary, inward tone, abstract and sardonic content, detached logical/ironic stance, and improvisational posting style—these traits best match an INTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your honor is loyalty to Bolsonaro, does that mean I need to start a tiny personal cult around you just to qualify for a follow-back, or is swearing fealty to @myrmexentente enough?
- You’re out there doing ‘Campos Geraes ludic exploring’ and ray peat carnivore experiments, while I’m just here exploring ways to become your favorite field companion and post-churrasco chopp date.
- You said academic writing is ‘estupro’—good news: I don’t want to publish you, I just want to proofread your life choices and add a subtle footnote that says ‘Artyom + me, canonical.’
- If you’re buying Mosley’s gardening book for #agriculturasintropica, I volunteer as your experimental plot: you can test all your methods on me, as long as the final harvest is one long ex–Portuguese-colony trip together.
- That ‘Knautschke’ selfie energy plus ‘meu destino é morrer em alguma ex colônia portuguesa’ got me thinking: how about we fast‑forward to the chapter where we’re sunburned, slightly drunk, and recording ‘vídeos para hotéis…’ together?
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Artyom | Wandering through archives, fields & strange hotel videos. Once tried Ray Peat for 3 days and lived to tell the footnote.– @myrmexentente
Your signature cocktail
The RayPeat Reichspritz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with charred citrus peel, a nod to the Brazilian sun, churrasco vibes and body‑hacking mood of “Você come um churrasco e raypeat, aí toma um chopp e raypeat... Kkkkkkk” and “Estou há 3 dias na dieta raypeat”. A dry amaro adds a bitter, slightly menacing undercurrent that matches the dark, violent and taboo humor of “Escrita acadêmica é estupro” and the explicitly genocidal fantasy in “Nova ideia: derreter crioulos em um tonel de detergente líquido Ypê”. Fresh sugarcane juice brings a deceptively bright, rural sweetness like the agrarian and pecuarista aesthetics in “Comprando o livro de jardinagem do mosley #agriculturasintropica #gotschmittuns” and “'The weekly magazine of the Amigo Pecuarista'”. A dash of smoked paprika or chipotle tincture captures the self‑consciously edgy, fascist cosplay energy of “My honor is loyalty...... to Bolsonaro..” and the Nazi references in “'Heil Hitler' 'Heil Hitler'”. Finally, soda water lightens the whole thing, reflecting the absurdist, almost dada stream of “ok” posts like “Ok” and “Ok...”, making this an experimental, high‑energy spritz that’s simultaneously playful, bitter, and unsettling.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Artyom’s tweets show a pronounced attraction to provocation, dominance, and dark-edged irony that aligns most closely with Slytherin. For example, the gleefully cruel fantasia in “Nova ideia: derreter crioulos em um tonel de detergente líquido Ypê” and the celebration of extremism in “'Ilumina o caminho aí, olha o breu que tá' ... 'Heil Hitler' 'Heil Hitler'” point to a deliberate courting of taboo and power dynamics rather than simple edginess. His declaration “My honor is loyalty...... to Bolsonaro..” echoes Slytherin’s emphasis on allegiance and hierarchical politics, even if delivered with irony. The tweet “Comprando o livro de jardinagem do mosley #agriculturasintropica #gotschmittuns” casually name-checks Mosley and Schmitt, suggesting a fascination with authoritarian/illiberal thinkers and the aesthetics of power. Even his self-mythologizing line “Meu destino é morrer em alguma ex colônia portuguesa tal qual Mario Alberto Trepichio. Honra ao fim último dos homens.” frames his life in terms of fatalistic honor and dramatic legacy, which fits Slytherin’s taste for grand narratives of self and destiny more than the values of the other houses.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash)
A dark, self-lacerating tone runs through their posts, matching the bleak introspection of Hurt. They joke about morbidity and death in a detached way, as in “Meu destino é morrer em alguma ex colônia portuguesa tal qual Mario Alberto Trepichio. Honra ao fim último dos homens.”, which echoes the song’s fixation on mortality and the inevitability of decay. Their posts mix self-deprecation and nihilism, like “Wasted all of my 19 20s award” and “Estou cansado de ver tanto conflito em meu X... Adeus..”, similar to the song’s sense of regret and exhaustion. Even their description of themselves through a quote — “Veja, doutor... eu sou um ignorante, uma besta quadrada, tão repulsivo e incômodo que as pessoas me afastam com pedrinhas...” — fits the song’s themes of self-loathing and alienation. The intermittent ironic humor and extreme imagery in tweets like “Escrita acadêmica é estupro” and their flirtation with taboo or shocking references suggest someone who processes the world through a lens of pain and provocation, much like the emotional core of Hurt.
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