Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Calls out broader patterns in discrimination, e.g. linking transphobia with erasure of asexual people in “The people against trans people don't support anyone else either, also all of you cut out the + so fuck asexual people I guess”.
- Mental-health-minded: Advocates for understanding disorders and access to care, as in “pedophilic disorder is a mental illness… Knowledge is available everywhere, use it, learn things” and “Everyone should go to a therapist”.
- Empathy-focused: Criticizes people who demonize others’ thoughts while claiming empathy, in “don't claim to be an empathetic person if you're willing to demonize people for thoughts of all things”.
- Ethically-consistent: Defends precise terms and rejects blanket accusations, as shown in “Not everyone Is a pedophile, and what you likely mean is a child predator” and the definition in “Pedophile. A Paraphilia categorized by the attraction to pre pubescent children”.
- Reflective: Shows introspection and existential thinking in posts like “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on” and the poem about disgust and impurity in “I try to scrub this disgust from my body…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-confrontational: Uses degrading language when arguing, e.g. “How do you live with yourself, hm? Do you post these pathetic attempts for attention online…” and calling others “so unintelligent” in multiple replies.
- Generalizing: Makes sweeping claims about large groups, such as “The majority of the population is completely delusional” and implying any religious emoji in a DN signals a bad take in “if you see a religious emoji in the DN, it'll be a bad take”.
- Pessimistic: Expresses bleak worldviews like “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on” and intense self-disgust in “I try to scrub this disgust from my body…”.
- Combative-tone: Engages in arguments with aggressive wording, e.g. “Ironic coming from someone typing like you are” and “People who are genuinely so unintelligent… are purposely ignorant”.
- Emotionally-overloaded: Tweets show intense emotional strain and self-directed negativity, such as the obsessive cleansing imagery in “Scraping at my tongue… They'll never leave you Never leave me”, which may make coping harder.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is intensely analytical, morally opinionated, and willing to argue using technical distinctions, much like Lisa correcting people with textbook definitions, e.g. their clarification that “Pedophile. A Paraphilia categorized by the attraction to pre pubescent children.”. They show a strong concern for marginalized groups and intellectual honesty, calling out hypocrisy in supposed allies, as in their criticism that “The people against trans people don't support anyone else either, also all of you cut out the + so fuck asexual people I guess”. Like Lisa’s skepticism about authority and mainstream views, they say “The majority of the population is completely delusional.” and emphasize that “Knowledge is available everywhere, use it, learn things.”. Their existential pessimism about humanity echoes Lisa’s environmental and philosophical angst, captured in the tweet “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on.”. Finally, their introspective, almost poetic self-critique in “I try to scrub this disgust from my body…” mirrors Lisa’s frequent internal struggles with her own emotions and ideals.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as an Introvert (I): their tweets focus on opinions, analysis, and inner experience rather than socializing, e.g. an introspective piece like “I try to scrub this disgust from my body Scraping at my tongue...” and small, solitary plans such as “I think I'll get some hazelnut coffee this week.”, with no visible desire for large social events or performative interaction. They lean Intuitive (N) by focusing on abstractions and patterns in people and society, as in “The majority of the population is completely delusional.” and “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on.”, which are broad, conceptual judgments rather than concrete observations. Their reasoning style is strongly Thinking (T): they correct definitions and use analytical language like “Pedophile. A Paraphilia categorized by the attraction to pre pubescent children.” and “Not everyone Is a pedophile, and what you likely mean is a child predator.”, and criticize others as “unintelligent” in “People who are genuinely so unintelligent to not know pedophilic disorder is a mental illness...”, prioritizing correctness over harmony. They also show structured, decided views consistent with Judging (J): they talk in firm prescriptions like “Everyone should go to a therapist.” and “You ARE a product of how you were raised... when you refuse to change despite knowing what you are doing harms others, it is a problem.”, indicating settled standards rather than open‑ended exploration. Overall, the combination of inward focus, abstract social critique, logical precision, and decisive moral frameworks aligns best with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “Everyone should go to a therapist” — do you think they’d help me process this overwhelming attraction to the edgy, hazelnut-coffee-craving, nightcore anime girl on my timeline?
- You defending asexual people, using correct terms for paraphilias, and calling out ableism all in one feed? Be honest, are you trying to make me fall for your brain or is that just an unfortunate side effect?
- You tweeted, “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on” — so how about we agree this planet is doomed and just focus on the tiny utopia where it’s just you, me, and some hazelnut coffee?
- That poem about trying to scrub the disgust away? If I could edit it, I’d add one line: “Yet somehow, someone saw all of this and still thought I was breathtaking.” Spoiler: that someone is me.
- You said seeing religious emojis in DNs is always a bad take — luckily, the only symbol I’m sending is ✉️, because my one and only belief is that you and I would make a dangerously compatible duo.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • hazelnut coffee enthusiast & late-night overthinker. Defending nuance, mental health & queer+ identities one thread at a time.– @mysccaredhxrt
Your signature cocktail
The Edgy Hazelnut Nightcore
Bold hazelnut coffee liqueur anchors this drink in their casual softness and small comforts, nodding to their cozy plan: “I think I'll get some hazelnut coffee this week.”. A hit of overproof dark rum channels their unapologetically intense, sharp energy as they snap back at bad-faith arguments and ignorance, like in “How do you live with yourself, hm?” and “The majority of the population is completely delusional.”. Tart blood orange juice adds a bittersweet, emotional edge, reflecting the raw self-scrutiny in “I try to scrub this disgust from my body…” and their frustration at hypocrisy around mental health like “It's shocking that these people likely think they're advocates of mental health awareness and support.”. Inky activated charcoal syrup makes it visually dark and dramatic, echoing their shedtwt / edgy larper persona from the bio and their willingness to dive into taboo, heavily stigmatized topics such as “Pedophile. A Paraphilia categorized by the attraction to pre pubescent children.”. Finally, a subtle aromatic bitters mist over the top captures their underlying empathy and nuance, seen in “Not everyone Is a pedophile, and what you likely mean is a child predator.” and their insistence on precise language and mental health understanding in “Everyone should go to a therapist.”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, and complex—experimental yet oddly comforting, much like an anime nightcore track playing over a very serious rant thread.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong focus on precise definitions, critical thinking, and correcting misconceptions, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw values. For example, they carefully distinguish terms and mental health concepts, as in “Not everyone Is a pedophile, and what you likely mean is a child predator.” and “Pedophile. A Paraphilia categorized by the attraction to pre pubescent children.”, indicating an analytical, almost academic impulse to be accurate. They explicitly call out willful ignorance and emphasize the availability and use of knowledge in “Knowledge is available everywhere, use it, learn things.”, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. Their broader, almost philosophical takes such as “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on.” and “The majority of the population is completely delusional.” show a tendency to step back and analyze humanity at a conceptual level. While they do show courage and moral conviction in defending marginalized groups, the dominant throughline is intellectual rigor, definition, and critique, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
everyone's dead - mitski
A well‑suited song is everyone's dead by Mitski, which mirrors their mix of bitterness, vulnerability, and sharp social critique. They openly call out hypocrisy and ignorance around queer and mental health issues, like when they say “People who are genuinely so unintelligent to not know pedophilic disorder is a mental illness despite being told multiple times are purposely ignorant. Knowledge is available everywhere, use it, learn things.” and “It's shocking that these people likely think they're advocates of mental health awareness and support.”. Their poetry tweet about self-disgust and trying to scrub impurity away — “I try to scrub this disgust from my body Scraping at my tongue Scratching at my skin… They'll never leave you Never leave me” — has the same bleak, self‑haunting tone as the song’s imagery. At the same time, they show a detached, misanthropic worldview in posts like “Our intellect will never be satisfied, we will continue to destroy and despise any planet we ever live on.” and “The majority of the population is completely delusional.”, which matches the song’s exhausted, end‑of‑the-world emotional register. Their edgy, self-aware bio — “ohh I'm so edgy.. you want to moot me so bad ᕤᕦ 🏩 16 , shedtwt 🔪 Proship nightcore anime girl larper” — fits Mitski’s blend of irony and sincerity, making everyone's dead a strong thematic fit for their online persona.
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