Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses exaggeration and memes for jokes, like threatening “murder” over fictional characters in “i will murder jesse st james” and dramatic reactions in “SPLIT PEA SOUPAAA”.
- Fandom passion: Deeply engaged with shows and ships—Glee, Stranger Things, Bridgerton—shown in posts like “i will murder jesse st james”, “I LOVE FINCHEL 😭😭😭😭”, and “i lowkey ljke every stranger things ship…”.
- Inclusive mindset: Encourages harmony across ship wars and celebrates queer identities, like “milevens and bylers should end the shipwar and all hug and be friends☺️☺️☺️☺️” and “i love bisexuals”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their own tendencies in a tongue-in-cheek way, such as “i have main character syndrome and think every tweet is about me” and feeling like “the guy that nobody invited 💔💔💔💔💔”.
- Expressive enthusiasm: Frequently shares high-energy reactions—caps, crying emojis, and excitement—like “THAT WAS FIRE GUYS” and “this new update is fireeee”.
Weaknesses:
- Dramatic language: Uses extreme phrases about self-harm or violence even as jokes, such as “if kittyuri isn’t endgame i’ll shoot myself in the head” and “i will murder jesse st james”.
- Negative self-talk: Frames their experience in lonely or hopeless terms, like “first day of school and nothing lesbian happened to me #fml” and “i always feel like the guy that nobody invited 💔💔💔💔💔”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets quickly about frustrations in the moment, such as “MY PHONES AT 2% GET ME OUT OF HERE” and reacting strongly to timelines in “bruh why am i getting olivia hate tweets on my timeline GET OUT OF MY HOUSE”.
- Conflict intensity: Engages with fandom discourse in a way that can sound confrontational, for instance questioning other shippers with “do any milevens actually like will”.
- Catastrophic framing: Often describes everyday inconveniences as extreme disasters, like “first day of school on tuesday… Kill me” and “fuck my stupid american life”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Millie most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially in being an artsy, emotional, and very online version of a thoughtful teen. Like Lisa, she leads with strong feelings and drama about media and justice in fictional worlds, wanting harmony in fandoms as in “milevens and bylers should end the shipwar and all hug and be friends☺️☺️☺️☺️”. Her intense investment in shows, ships, and characters, such as “if kittyuri isn’t endgame i’ll shoot myself in the head” and “i will murder jesse st james”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to care deeply (and dramatically) about stories and ideals. The self-aware, slightly anxious main-character energy in “i have main character syndrome and think every tweet is about me” also fits Lisa’s mix of insecurity and self-consciousness. On top of that, Millie’s queer identity and love of musical theatre-coded content like “bro everytime i listen to for good i cry my eyes out” feel very in line with Lisa’s artsy, expressive, and emotionally literate personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly engage with fandoms and broader communities, wanting everyone to interact, e.g. wishing ship wars would end so everyone can be friends in “milevens and bylers should end the shipwar and all hug and be friends☺️☺️☺️☺️”, and joking that they have main character syndrome in “i have main character syndrome and think every tweet is about me”. Their focus on fictional possibilities, ships, and aesthetics points to Intuition (N) over Sensing, like getting dramatic about endgame outcomes in “if kittyuri isn’t endgame i’ll shoot myself in the head” or relating to how Pinterest ‘sees’ them in “how pinterest sees me 😇😇 #whimsical”. Their language is intensely emotional, value-driven, and relational, indicating Feeling (F): they gush about loving bisexuals in “i love bisexuals”, cry over songs in “bro everytime i listen to for good i cry my eyes out”, and express hurt feelings in “i always feel like the guy that nobody invited 💔💔💔💔💔”. Their life comes across as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they complain about the chaos of community college in “community college is crazy why does the guy infront of me hqve 5 kids”, and the tone across tweets (e.g. “MY PHONES AT 2% GET ME OUT OF HERE”) feels reactive and in-the-moment rather than planned or organized. Altogether, the enthusiastic social engagement, fandom passion, emotional expressiveness, and go-with-the-flow chaos align most closely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said nothing lesbian happened on your first day of school… want to fix that and make day two the episode where you meet the Quinn Fabray truther of your dreams? (Spoiler: it’s me.)
- You cry to ‘For Good,’ threaten to shoot yourself if Kittyuri isn’t endgame, and want Finchel happy… clearly you love tragic ships. How about we try one that actually gets a happy ending: us.
- You hate elevators, community college is wild, and your phone is always at 2% — clearly you need someone to hold your hand on the stairs, share a coffee from your new coffee maker, and carry a charger for you. I volunteer as tribute.
- You said you have main character syndrome and think every tweet is about you, so let me make at least one undeniably obvious: this is me flirting with you and asking you out for coffee and split pea soupa.
- You love every Stranger Things ship that isn’t ‘some crazy shit like Stancy’ and want Milevens and Bylers to hug it out — if you can broker peace in that ship war, I trust you with the most chaotic pairing of all: you and a hopeless lesbian romantic (me).
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Your new Twitter bio
Community college goblin, Stranger Things diplomat, Glee historian. Once cried over ‘For Good’ in a campus elevator and still went to class.– @mysteryfawnn
Your signature cocktail
Main Character Split Pea Fizz
This drink is bubbly and dramatic for someone with “main character syndrome” who thinks “every tweet is about me”, so the sparkling lemonade base keeps it bright and attention-grabbing. Peach schnapps brings a soft, fruity sweetness that nods to their romantic, lesbian TV-shipper heart, from “lesbian quinn fabray truther.” to insisting “if kittyuri isn’t endgame i’ll shoot myself in the head”. Coffee liqueur is for their chaotic student grind and caffeine dreams, like “guys i got a coffee maker my biggest dream came true” and surviving that “first day of school”. Crème de cassis adds a moody, dark-berry depth for the melodramatic theater kid who cries at “everytime i listen to for good i cry my eyes out” and threatens to “murder jesse st james”. The edible glitter and basil leaf make it whimsical and a little extra, matching their vibe in “how pinterest sees me 😇😇 #whimsical” and their declaration that “everybody is gay”, turning the whole cocktail into a sparkling gay little drama in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Millie’s tweets show a loud, impulsive, very feelings‑driven personality that fits Gryffindor best. They toss around dramatic, ride‑or‑die style language like “if kittyuri isn’t endgame i’ll shoot myself in the head” and “i will murder jesse st james”, which (while obviously hyperbolic) reflects intense, reactive emotion more than quiet patience or detached analysis. Their self‑description “i have main character syndrome and think every tweet is about me” screams hero‑complex energy, a classic Gryffindor vibe of seeing oneself at the center of the story. They also wade directly into fandom conflicts with moral takes like “milevens and bylers should end the shipwar and all hug and be friends☺️☺️☺️☺️”, showing a desire to stand up for what feels fair and right in their community. Even their complaints and frustrations—“first day of school and nothing lesbian happened to me #fml”, “first day of school on tuesday… Kill me”—come out as bold, theatrical statements rather than quiet grumbling, reinforcing a fiery, Gryffindor style rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the cool calculation of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
main character - brakence
The song main character by brakence fits them perfectly because they literally say they have main character energy, tweeting “i have main character syndrome and think every tweet is about me”, which matches the song’s self-aware, slightly dramatic, self-focused vibe. Their timeline is full of intense fandom opinions and heightened emotions, like “if kittyuri isn’t endgame i’ll shoot myself in the head” and “i will murder jesse st james”, mirroring the song’s melodramatic, teenage-feeling narrative. They’re very online, hyperfixated on shows and ships in a way that feels like the world is a story centered on them, as seen in “milevens and bylers should end the shipwar and all hug and be friends☺️☺️☺️☺️” and “i lowkey ljke every stranger things ship unless it’s some crazy shit like stancy 😭😭😭😭😭😭”. At the same time, tweets like “i always feel like the guy that nobody invited 💔💔💔💔💔” show a softer, insecure side that lines up with the song’s underlying vulnerability beneath the bravado. Overall, main character captures that mix of Tumblr-core dramatics, queer teen angst, and self-aware humor that defines their online persona.
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