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Your Simpsons character
The user’s impulsive, angry tone and simplistic “us‑versus‑them” worldview echo Homer’s often blunt, reactionary style. Tweets like “Donald Trump is going to make you live with dignity whether you like it or not” and “Red states need to pass laws that allow for the death penalty … It’s better to have and not need these laws than to need and not have them!” show a preference for straightforward, hard‑line solutions, similar to Homer’s “just shut it down” attitude. Their constant references to pop‑culture (e.g., “Buffalo ’66 is great”, “When I have to kill grain silo weevil drone during the Machine Wars”) resemble Homer’s love of movies and video games. The bio “On borrowed time” and the repeated sense that the world is in decline (“It’s really shameful what’s happened to our country…”) match Homer’s often fatalistic, “everything’s falling apart” perspective. Overall, the combination of crude language, extreme political views, and a focus on simple, visceral reactions best fits Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is largely one‑way and self‑focused, with few interactions and a minimal social network, indicating Introversion (e.g., "I am Brandon" and "I am very excited for the future"). Their tweets repeatedly discuss broad, future‑oriented narratives and abstract patterns rather than concrete details, suggesting Intuition (e.g., "The next 6 months are going to be messy…" and "Our country has gotten objectively worse by every conceivable metric since marijuana was legalized"). Decision‑making is rooted in logical, often harsh analysis and a focus on policy and outcomes rather than personal feelings, reflecting Thinking (e.g., "If you don’t see the difference… you are just stupid and dishonest" and "Red states need to pass laws that allow for the death penalty…"). The user shows a preference for structure, planning, and decisive statements about future actions, characteristic of Judging (e.g., "I am hoping that 2025 will see a serious and systematic effort to free Derek Chauvin" and "The next 6 months are going to be messy…"). Combining these traits leads to the INTJ profile, the classic strategic, future‑oriented, analytical type.

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Movie list curator, gamer, and occasional political commentator. Once chased a grain‑silo weevil drone in a dream—still tweeting about it.– @MysteryGrove

Your signature cocktail
The Borrowed Time Bomb is a smoky, crimson cocktail that feels like a ticking clock, echoing the user’s bio "On borrowed time" and their urgent tone. A swirl of mezcal brings the ash‑filled flavor of battle, mirroring the tweet "These were the red hours of the conflict, hours no man who survived them would forget, even in his sleep, forever after." Blood‑orange juice gives the drink a deep red hue, a nod to the "Ghost Recon (2001)" vibe and the constant war‑like imagery in their posts about "Machine Wars" and "kill grain silo weevil drone." A dash of absinthe adds an explosive, "True Nuke" intensity, while a splash of Angostura bitters adds the bitter political edge found in lines like "It’s really shameful what’s happened to our country… Trump will fix it." Finally, a charred rosemary sprig garnish resembles a burnt grain silo, tying back to the "grain silo weevil drone" reference and giving the cocktail a final, defiant flourish.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets display a strong drive for political dominance and a willingness to use extreme measures to achieve their goals, reflecting Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. For example, they write, "Donald Trump is going to make you live with dignity whether you like it or not" and "Red states need to pass laws that allow for the death penalty in these situations immediately, even when no one is killed," showing a desire to impose their vision on society. Their commentary on upcoming turmoil, "The next 6 months are going to be messy ... but ultimately it's for the best because people whose first instinct during bad situations is to make them worse will take everyone down with them if allowed," reveals strategic thinking and a readiness to manipulate outcomes. This combination of ambition, strategic manipulation, and a focus on power aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s constant defiance toward authority and the establishment is evident in tweets like 'You can't hide from social dysfunction anywhere in America… Pull up your fucking pants and get a job!' and 'I am Brandon', showing a rebellious stance. Their apocalyptic and war‑like language, such as 'When I have to kill grain silo weevil drone during the Machine Wars' and 'The next 6 months are going to be messy as all the people who participated in this turn on each other', mirrors the aggressive energy of the song. The song’s iconic chorus, 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me', captures the same raw contempt for imposed narratives that appears in lines like 'If you don’t see the difference between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris being President then you are just stupid and dishonest'. Moreover, the repeated calls for violent retribution and the desire to 'free Derek Chauvin' echo the song’s theme of confronting power structures head‑on. Overall, the relentless anger, anti‑establishment rhetoric, and combative imagery in the tweets align perfectly with the defiant, protest‑driven spirit of Killing in the Name.

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