Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns and feelings, e.g. acknowledging weight changes and habits in “finally woke up at 6am today so yippe to me!!! although i did gain like 4lbs so fuck that”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets concrete targets like cw/gw/ugw in bio and specific step and calorie plans in “plan for today is remain under my cal limit and walk more than 10k 😋”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and dramatic phrasing to cope, e.g. “birthday month means i’m too busy turning 18 to eat” and “oh my fucking god there’s zero sugar baja blasts………. i’m gonna bust bro”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for friends, like buying snacks for others in “i used to buy all my friends popcorn and candy at the theaters to distract them from me not getting anything”.
- Values-consent: Explicitly emphasizes consent and protection in discussions of sex in “as long as there’s legally and morally consent involved and protection being used there’s literally zero issues!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Talks about fasting, extreme goals, and punishing overeating in multiple tweets like “i feel so fat i’m locking in AGAIN this week bc my first lock in wasn’t good enough” and “i have my gw for vacation, my gw for clothes, my gw for weight loss, and my ugw where i just kill myself”.
- Harsh-selfimage: Describes themselves negatively and ties worth to size, e.g. “is it weird that i’m hesitant to meet my online friends solely because i’m fatter than i’ve ever been” and comparing themselves as a ‘5/6’ now in “this actually makes me feel so much better better cause just 2 years ago i would’ve been a 9/10 and now im a 5/6”.
- Self-destructive: Casually references self-harm or death in goals and jokes, such as “my ugw where i just kill myself” and “if it’s dirty when my walking pad arrives i’ll actually kms”.
- Addiction-risk: Mentions drugs and vaping casually and worries about affording an addiction in “i can afford like a LITTLE bit of different stuff, but i know i can’t afford an addiction 💔 #donatetomesothaticanaffordmoreharddrugs” and seeks vape sources in “is vaporhatch still legit? i’m tryna buy some geekbars for my birthday”.
- External-validation: Links self-worth and rewards to weight loss, e.g. saving money for clothes only after losing weight in “i have 115 dollars saved up and i’m not allowed to spend it until i lose weight!” and planning to unpin only after losing 30lbs in “i need to lose weight for vacation so unpinning when i lose 30lbs 🪼”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her mix of self-awareness, perfectionism, and deep insecurity. Like Lisa obsessing over her grades and image, this user tracks every detail of their body and routine, saying they’ll start posting stats like calories and steps for “public accountability” in “tomorrow i’m gonna start posting updates with how many cals i eat/burn, my water intake, how many steps, etc because i need public accountability”. Lisa also struggles intensely with feeling like she doesn’t fit in, which echoes in the user’s hesitation to meet online friends because they’re “fatter than i’ve ever been” in “is it weird that i’m hesitant to meet my online friends solely because i’m fatter than i’ve ever been and i want them to see me skinny?”. The user’s morally opinionated stance (e.g., “dni bigots, pedos, and normies” and their defense of teen sexuality with conditions of consent in “as long as there’s legally and morally consent involved and protection being used there’s literally zero issues!!!”) reflects Lisa’s strong ethical compass and willingness to argue her views. Finally, the underlying sadness and pressure—seen in extreme weight goals like “i have my gw for vacation, my gw for clothes, my gw for weight loss, and my ugw where i just kill myself”—matches Lisa’s more serious, depressive episodes where her intelligence and self-criticism turn harshly inward.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: they frame the account as “just a little diary for me” in their bio and say “ts is just a diary lowkey i’ll be shocked if anybody actually interacts”, and they worry about meeting online friends because of self-image in “is it weird that i’m hesitant to meet my online friends solely because i’m fatter than i’ve ever been and i want them to see me skinny?”, suggesting inward focus and social inhibition. Their focus leans intuitive over purely concrete sensing; while they talk about calories and weight, they quickly tie them to future identity and ideal self, e.g. “i have my gw for vacation, my gw for clothes, my gw for weight loss, and my ugw where i just kill myself”, which is more about imagined scenarios and meaning than raw data. They appear strongly feeling-orientated: they center personal emotions and values, like moral nuance about teen sexuality in “as long as there’s legally and morally consent involved and protection being used there’s literally zero issues!!!” and intense self-worth swings in “this actually makes me feel so much better better cause just 2 years ago i would’ve been a 9/10 and now im a 5/6”. Finally, they seem more perceiving than judging: while they try to impose plans (lock-ins, step goals), the tone is flexible and reactive, with frequent adjustments such as “i think im gonna fast for a day tomorrow and lower my limit to 1.2k, that way i’ll be less inclined to eat a large lunch” and self-aware chaos like “i used to buy all my friends popcorn and candy at the theaters to distract them from me not getting anything”, showing improvisation more than rigid structure. Altogether, the inward emotional intensity, value-driven judgments, identity focus, and somewhat unstructured planning fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said listening to horrible people, cat scratches, starving and Roblox is your current vibe—if I promise to only be horrible in a hot, morally correct way, do I qualify for the playlist?
- You’re out here hyping zero sugar Baja Blast and diet Dr Pepper like they’re rare drops—can I be the limited edition treat you don’t have to count in your calories log?
- You said being transmasc but dressing fem means you can’t come out—plot twist: you already came out as insanely attractive on my timeline.
- You’re saving $115 for a cool outfit after you lose weight, but honestly, from your pics and vintage Hollister obsession, I’d blow my whole paycheck just to be your plus-one in those fits.
- You’ve got your walking pad ‘lock in day’ and your step counts all planned—wanna add one more daily goal: at least 10k steps thinking about me?
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Finn | 08 liner, he/they | autistic AAC user, transmasc, vintage Hollister hoarder | logs walks, zero-cal drinks & Roblox wins while prepping for 18– @mystickal0
Your signature cocktail
Zero Sugar Lock‑In Fizz
Zero-sugar cola is the bubbly core because they’re literally chugging it for comfort and control, like when they said they “downed a zero sugar coke simply because it tastes like ice cream but zero cals” “literally just downed a zero sugar coke simply because it tastes like ice cream but zero cals”. The overproof rum is their intense, all-or-nothing drive, locking in on goals and body image with lines like “i feel so fat i’m locking in AGAIN this week bc my first lock in wasn’t good enough” “i feel so fat i’m locking in AGAIN this week bc my first lock in wasn’t good enough”. Bitter lemon tonic captures the sharp, self-deprecating edge when they talk about weight and meeting friends, such as “is it weird that i’m hesitant to meet my online friends solely because i’m fatter than i’ve ever been” “is it weird that i’m hesitant to meet my online friends solely because i’m fatter than i’ve ever been and i want them to see me skinny?”. The salted caramel syrup is the sweet, indulgent reward they promise themselves, like saving money for clothes and outfits once they hit their goals “i have 115 dollars saved up and i’m not allowed to spend it until i lose weight! i’m gonna buy a cool outfit, probably”. Finally, the green tea ice cube nods to their slightly smug, health-hack vibe and preference for certain ‘better’ choices, as when they warn, “if i see anybody choosing a monster over green tea with lemon i’m gonna freak out ngl” “it’s very overdone but if i see anybody choosing a monster over green tea with lemon i’m gonna freak out ngl”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal-oriented and ambitious in a self-altering way: they frame their whole account around weight targets and long-term transformation, e.g. listing “cw: 205 | gw: 100 | ugw: 95” in their bio and saying “i need to lose weight for vacation so unpinning when i lose 30lbs 🪼”. They are highly strategic and transactional with themselves, using rewards and punishments to push progress: “i have 115 dollars saved up and i’m not allowed to spend it until i lose weight! i’m gonna buy a cool outfit, probably” and locking in repeatedly with lines like “i feel so fat i’m locking in AGAIN this week bc my first lock in wasn’t good enough”. There is also a darkly self-preservational edge; they joke about drugs and addiction limits with “i can afford like a LITTLE bit of different stuff, but i know i can’t afford an addiction 💔 #donatetomesothaticanaffordmoreharddrugs”, and frame an ultimate weight goal in fatalistic terms in “i have my gw for vacation, my gw for clothes, my gw for weight loss, and my ugw where i just kill myself”. Even in their social takes, they unapologetically defend their views against norms, as in “15 17 are actually the most normal ages for exploring that side of yourself… there’s literally zero issues!!!”, showing a willingness to hold controversial stances if they align with their own logic. This combination of relentless self-directed ambition, calculated self-management, and a somewhat ruthless willingness to push themselves fits Slytherin more than any other house.
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Your song
BURIED ALIVE - Kim Dracula
The song BURIED ALIVE by Kim Dracula fits them because it captures self-destructive impulses, dark humor, and chaotic self-reflection, all of which appear throughout their tweets. They talk about starving and extreme weight loss goals, for example saying “i feel so fat i’m locking in AGAIN this week bc my first lock in wasn’t good enough” and “i have my gw for vacation, my gw for clothes, my gw for weight loss, and my ugw where i just kill myself”, echoing the song’s themes of self-harm and numbness. Their involvement in multiple intense online subcultures — “<#edtwt #shtwt #kleptotwt #drugtwt #vapetwt” — matches the track’s manic, genre-blending chaos. They also joke about drugs and addiction, like “i can afford like a LITTLE bit of different stuff, but i know i can’t afford an addiction 💔 #donatetomesothaticanaffordmoreharddrugs”, which aligns with the song’s reckless, spiraling energy. Finally, their mix of vulnerability and nihilistic humor — from “listening to horrible people, cat scratches, starving, playing roblox, and about to turn 18” to using this account as “just a little diary for me!” — mirrors the way BURIED ALIVE swings between sincerity and grotesque self-parody.
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