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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His intense love for São Paulo FC is evident in tweets like 'COTIA SALVA E SEMPRE SALVOU COMO EU AMO ESSA MLKADA.'
- Humorous: His chaotic and exaggerated humor shines in tweets like 'Igor Vinicius >>> abismo >>> Alexander Arnold.'
- Expressive: He doesn’t hold back his emotions, as seen in 'CALLERI E ZUBELDIA VERMES DO CARALHO VAI TOMAR NO CU PORRA.'
- Playful: His tweet about changing his username to 'mundinho zubeldia' if Palmeiras is eliminated shows his lighthearted side.
- Dedicated: He follows his team closely and tweets passionately about every game and player, like 'Melhor jogo do Rafael com a camisa do São Paulo Uma pena o time não corresponder.'
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: His language can be harsh, as shown in 'Vai se fuder Calleri, seu filho da puta.'
- Overly Critical: He often blames players and management harshly, like in 'Não dá mais pra defender esse zubeldía, ou vai atrás de outro ou acabou o ano.'
- Chaotic: His humor and commentary can be all over the place, as in 'fotos de argentinos pelados google zubeldia buscar fotos de zubeldia pirocudos.'
- Impulsive: He tweets extreme reactions, such as 'se a gnt perder o Dorival pro cortinas eu me mato.'
- Obsessive: He fixates on certain players and coaches, like Zubeldía and Calleri, as seen in 'CALLERI E ZUBELDIA VERMES DO CARALHO.'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user resembles Homer Simpson with his chaotic humor, impulsive reactions, and passionate outbursts. Like Homer, he is deeply loyal to what he loves—in this case, São Paulo FC—and expresses his emotions in exaggerated ways, such as 'Vai se fuder Calleri, seu filho da puta.' His playful and absurd tweets, like 'fotos de argentinos pelados google zubeldia buscar fotos de zubeldia pirocudos,' mirror Homer’s unpredictable and comedic personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
The user embodies ESTP traits: extroverted, sensing, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion shines through his constant engagement with São Paulo FC fans and his bold tweets, like 'TROPA DO BURRO PORRA VAMOOOOOOOOOOLL CARALLHOOOOKKOLOOOOOOOO.' His sensing is evident in his focus on real-world events and matches. His thinking side shows in his harsh critiques, such as 'Não dá mais pra defender esse zubeldía, ou vai atrás de outro ou acabou o ano.' His perceiving nature comes through in his impulsive and chaotic humor, like 'fotos de argentinos pelados google zubeldia buscar fotos de zubeldia pirocudos.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you São Paulo FC? Because I’d scream your name with passion every single day.
- Calleri might have ended in 2023, but my love for you will never end.
- Zubeldía might frustrate me, but you make my heart play the perfect game.
- If loving you was a football match, I’d never want the final whistle to blow.
- Are you a referee? Because you’ve got me questioning all my decisions.
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Your new Twitter bio
Passionate São Paulo FC fan | Criticizing Zubeldía and Calleri since day one | Memes, chaos, and football rants | Searching for naked Argentinians and better referees | DM for Pinto Awards.– @mysticspfc
Your signature cocktail
Zubeldía’s Fury
The 'Zubeldía’s Fury' cocktail captures the user’s fiery passion and chaotic humor. Tequila represents his boldness, while the chili pepper adds a kick of intensity, much like his tweets about São Paulo FC. Lime juice brings a tangy twist, reflecting his sharp humor, and grenadine adds a touch of sweetness, showing his occasional moments of sentimentality. The salt rim symbolizes his salty critiques, like 'Vai se fuder Calleri, seu filho da puta.' It’s a drink as intense as his personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Zubeldia Estourou Meu Cu Da Silva fits Gryffindor with his boldness, passion, and willingness to speak his mind. His fiery tweets, such as 'CALLERI E ZUBELDIA VERMES DO CARALHO VAI TOMAR NO CU PORRA,' show his fearless and outspoken nature. He is fiercely loyal to São Paulo FC and stands up for what he believes, even if it means being overly critical. His chaotic humor and impulsive energy align with the Gryffindor spirit of taking risks and embracing challenges.
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Your song
We Will Rock You - Queen
This anthem of passion and perseverance fits the user’s fiery energy and dedication to São Paulo FC. His tweets, such as 'CALLERIIIIIIIII VAMO CARALHO,' reflect the song’s rallying spirit. The aggressive tone of his criticisms, like 'Vai se fuder Calleri, seu filho da puta,' matches the song’s stomping beat and defiant lyrics. It’s a perfect match for his emotional highs and lows as a football fan.
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