Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful: Uses humorous, flirty phrasing like “if you don't respond I'll kiss you” and “MATTHEWWWW WOUF WOUF WOUF”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and love in posts like “i love you to the moon” and “my bby”.
- Self‑expressive: Open about desires, feelings, and body image in tweets such as “idk if i want dick or a boyfriend” and “just to clarify that the B in my name stands for big 🔥”.
- Attention‑seeking: Directly acknowledges wanting visibility with posts like “looking for attention” and repeated thirst-style photos.
- Emotionally honest: Shares vulnerabilities such as “i have no friends in my English class😓” and “im so virgin i haven't even had my first kiss”.
Weaknesses:
- Oversexual: Frequent sexual references like “me la jale pensando en ti”, “boner in class 😤”, and bulge-focused posts may alienate some audiences.
- Impulsive: Tweets provocative or regretful content such as “deleted” and explicit jokes that suggest posting before thinking.
- Dramatic: Uses extreme language like “If I wake up tomorrow sick, I'm going to kms” and intense reactions to situations like exams and class.
- Validation‑seeking: Posts focused on looks and sexual appeal, including “okey enough no more bulge in your tl” and “looking for attention”, suggest reliance on external approval.
- Publicly confrontational: Calls out others openly, as in “armys hay q bajarle la cuenta @mtizsign, el se dedica a revender!!!”, which can escalate conflicts instead of resolving them privately.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, flirty, attention-seeking, and very online. They constantly lean into horny-jokey humor and teenage impulsiveness, like “idk if i want dick or a boyfriend” and “me la jale pensando en ti”, which fits Bart’s mischievous, boundary‑pushing vibe. Their posts often feel like they’re playing to an audience and fishing for reactions, e.g. “looking for attention” and “if you don't respond I'll kiss you”, just like Bart hamming it up for laughs. At the same time, there’s a hint of vulnerability and teen insecurity behind the jokes, shown in “i have no friends in my English class😓” and “im so virgin i haven't even had my first kiss”, which matches Bart’s occasional softer, lonely side. The mix of crude humor, dramatic exaggeration (like “If I wake up tomorrow sick, I'm going to kms”), and performative confidence strongly aligns with Bart more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they openly seek interaction and attention, e.g. calling themselves out as “looking for attention”, joking sexually at their audience with “if you don't respond I'll kiss you”, and asking “who wants to be in a gay marriage with me”, all of which suggest energy from social engagement rather than withdrawal. Their posts are more about vibes, possibilities, and feelings than concrete facts, hinting at Intuition (N): they dramatize and exaggerate (e.g. “If I wake up tomorrow sick, I'm going to kms” and “the mood should depend on the color of the boxers”), playing with ideas rather than focusing on practical detail. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, centering desire, affection, and emotional insecurity in tweets like “i PROMISE I'M VERY FRIENDLY AND COOL”, “i have no friends in my English class😓”, and the romantic “i love you to the moon”. Finally, their chaotic, impulsive style suggests Perceiving (P): they frequently act on the moment (e.g. sexual jokes like “idk if i want dick or a boyfriend”, spontaneous self-exposure in “ear reveal”, and last-minute complaints such as “i hate exams 😭”) rather than projecting a structured, planned image. Taken together, the expressive attention-seeking, emotional openness, and playful spontaneity align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sunsets don’t mean a thing, but if we watched one together @gunwotthew, I promise it’d finally live up to the drama you give on the TL.
- You’re out here reposting priv pics because you’re ‘too lazy’ to take new ones… what if we just take a fresh batch together and call it a collaborative project?
- You tweet about hating exams and having no friends in English class, but if you ever need someone to study with (or just to stare at you instead of the textbook), I volunteer as tribute.
- You said you’re so virgin you haven’t even had your first kiss—lucky me, I get to be the limited-edition, first-press release if you ever decide to change that.
- ‘Idk if I want dick or a boyfriend’—plot twist: I’m applying for the role of multitask package, comes with bad jokes, Grammy-watch parties for The Marías, and zero dog filters.
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Your new Twitter bio
Twitter enthusiast– @mythhew
Your signature cocktail
Big B Energy Sunset Spritz
This cocktail is a fizzy, chaotic flirt—just like someone who says “just to clarify that the B in my name stands for big 🔥🔥🔥🔥”. The spicy mango liqueur brings heat and drama, echoing thirst-posts like “idk if i want dick or a boyfriend” and “me la jale pensando en ti”. Sparkling rosé adds bubbly, soft-boy energy for the romantic who says “i love you to the moon” and admits “im so virgin i haven't even had my first kiss”. Grapefruit juice gives a sharp, slightly bitter edge for the exam-hating, sleepy mood of “i hate exams 😭” and “me muero de sueño”. Passionfruit syrup sweetens the whole thing, channeling the attention-seeking charm of “looking for attention” and playful chaos like “boner in class 😤”. Finally, a lime foam on top nods to the soft, dreamy aesthetic of “sunsets don't mean a thing” in the bio, turning all that messy, flirty energy into something pretty and unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Matthew’s tweets show a mix of boldness, impulsiveness, and a performative, attention‑seeking courage that fits Gryffindor best. He’s flirtatiously confrontational and willing to overshare in public, as seen in “if you don't respond I'll kiss you” and “me la jale pensando en ti”, which signal a lack of fear about being judged. His humor often centers on sexual or embarrassing topics like “boner in class 😤” and “idk if i want dick or a boyfriend”, showing impulsive honesty rather than cautious self‑protection. He also plays up a kind of heroic or dramatic persona with tweets like “who wants to be in a gay marriage with me 🙂↔️” and “I PROMISE I'M VERY FRIENDLY AND COOL”, suggesting he wants to be seen, chosen, and emotionally brave. While there’s some vulnerability (e.g., “i have no friends in my English class😓”), he still posts it publicly, which leans more toward Gryffindor’s bold openness than Slytherin’s guarded self‑preservation or Ravenclaw’s introspection.
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Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well‑known song that fits @mythhew best is Teenage Dream by Katy Perry. Their timeline mixes flirty chaos, sexual curiosity, and vulnerability, just like the song’s mix of innocence and desire—tweets like “idk if i want dick or a boyfriend” and “who wants to be in a gay marriage with me 🙂↔️” show a playful but romantic side. They’re also open about being inexperienced yet still dramatic and dreamy about love, as in “im so virgin i haven't even had my first kiss” and “i love you to the moon”. The oversharing, horny humor, and self-aware attention-seeking—“looking for attention” and “if you don't respond I'll kiss you”—fit the song’s youthful intensity. Even the mix of school life and melodrama, like “i hate exams 😭” and “i have no friends in my English class😓”, matches the teenage, all‑or‑nothing emotional vibe of Teenage Dream. Overall, the song captures their combination of queer flirtation, insecurity, and romantic idealism.
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