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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly complains about being bored ("I... am... SO BORED!", "Sooooooooooo boooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeed"), hungry ("I'm hungry.", "I'm hungry..."), and depressed ("I’m so depressed right now… I don’t even wanna get up.") which mirrors Moe’s frequent loneliness and low self‑esteem. They also say they "need a way to be respected again, but how? I don’t have powers or good intelligence" and feel like "a laughing stock" – exactly how Moe feels when his bar is ignored and he’s mocked by the town. The tweet "I’m supposed to be scary and feared, but compared to everyone else, I’m like an ant. I’m not scary anymore. I’m more of a laughing stock" captures Moe’s occasional attempts to be a tough bartender that always fall flat. Overall, the mix of boredom, hunger, depression, and a desperate need for respect fits Moe Szyslak’s canonical personality.

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The account shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on internal feelings and isolation, e.g., "I’m so depressed right now… I don’t even wanna get up" and "I’m just going to stay in bed all day…". It leans toward intuition, frequently discussing abstract ideas and future possibilities like "I need to progress the Clockwork agenda…" and "This post has set us back 3000 years…". Decision‑making is driven by emotions rather than logic, as seen in statements such as "I want people to like me and talk to me more" and "I need a way to be respected again, but how? I don’t have powers or good intelligence…". Finally, the posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, with frequent updates about boredom, hunger and random thoughts, reflecting a perceiving preference, e.g., "I’m bored… I’m hungry… I want to do something…".

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Clockwork, the time‑tinkering storyteller. Once set a timer for a nap and missed the day. Coffee, jokes, and fan chats. 🎭⏳ #Parody– @MyTimeIsEternal

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The drink is dark and bitter like the endless night that @MyTimeIsEternal feels, with a hint of honey to echo their constant hunger. The charcoal syrup gives it an inky, ‘shadow‑banned’ look, mirroring tweets like "I’m so depressed right now…" and "I’m bored…". The coffee liqueur adds a jolt of restless energy, reflecting the frantic pleas "I want people to like me and talk to me more". The orange bitters reference the “Your Time Is Up.” vibe and the ticking of a clock, while the honey reminds of the sweet longing in "I’m hungry.". This cocktail captures the paradox of a parody villain stuck in an eternal loop of boredom, hunger, and a desperate need for attention.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition and a desire for respect and power, such as wanting to "//I need to progress the Clockwork agenda... //I need to progress her lore!" and needing "a way to be respected again" despite feeling powerless. They express a willingness to manipulate and seek influence, typical of Slytherin cunning, saying "I feel like I'm being limited by just standing around" and "I wanna do something...". Their focus on self‑preservation and feeling like a "laughing stock" while craving status aligns with Slytherin values. The constant yearning for recognition and the drive to achieve the "Clockwork agenda" show a clear ambition. These traits collectively point to Slytherin as the most fitting house.

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The account constantly expresses feeling like an outcast and a "laughing stock," as seen in tweets like "Man. I'm supposed to be scary and feared, but compared to everyone else, I'm like an ant... I'm more of a laughing stock, and it sucks!" and repeatedly admits deep depression: "I'm so depressed right now… I don’t even wanna get up." These sentiments mirror the self‑loathing and alienation of Radiohead's "Creep" ("I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here"). The repeated pleas for attention—"I want people to like me and talk to me more…"—fit the song’s desperate desire to be noticed. Even the bio’s threatening "Your Time Is Up." adds a dark, unsettling edge that aligns with the song’s haunting tone.

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