Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorously creative: Frequently invents funny phrases and running bits, like sexual wordplay about “bobbie goods” and jokes such as “as vezes me sinto o genio do humor, mas de um humor q so eu acho engraçado”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on his own patterns and flaws, e.g. calling himself out in “boa leandrão, a mina leva 2 dias pra te responder e vc vai la e responde na hora pqp merece se foder mesmo seu desgraçado”.
- Socially engaged: Interacts with mutuals and online culture constantly, asking for explanations like “gente vi alguem falando sobre cnc mas acho q nao entendi direito oq q é, alguma mutual poderia vir aqui me explicar?” and referencing many quoted tweets.
- Politically conscious: Shows awareness of politics and power, e.g. criticizing victim‑blaming in “mt louco a quantidade de gente colocando culpa na mulher por 'nao escolher direito'...” and discussing US politics in “ate onde eu saiba o presidente dos EUA é de direita mano”.
- Expressive honest: Very open about feelings and experiences, from body perception in “acho q uma parte q eu acho legal de ser mt magro é q eu gosto de ficar me vendo pelado no espelho...” to loneliness and desire in “i need a sugar mommy” and “i need a sugar daddy”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual objectification: Frequently reduces women and mutuals to body parts or sexual jokes, as in “aquela mutual que tem uns boobies bem goods sla kkjkkkkjkkjkkjk” and repeated “bobbie goods” tweets.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive insults and swearing, for example “fala direito sua puta q porra e essa mano” and “parça vsf”, which can come off as hostile.
- Attention‑seeking: Openly craves interaction and validation, like complaining about DMs and stories in “issao vai ignora minha dm 🤤🤤🤤...” and asking for money to smoke in “TODO MUNDO NA PORRA DO MEU TWITTER FUMANDO E NINGUÉM DOANDO DINHEIRO PRA EU PODER FUMAR TAMBEM”.
- Impulsive posting: Mentions wanting a private account “pra postar só atrocidade” in “pensando em criar um perfil privado pra postar só atrocidade” and posts while very drunk in “eu to muito bebakd pqpp”, suggesting little filter at times.
- Provocative edgy: Leans on edgy or inflammatory humor, such as “desisto oficialmente de mulheres brancas, so aceitarei alguem agora se for pra escurecer minha familia” and joking about shooting someone in “alguem atira nessa cara por favor ele me da agonia”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, rebellious, and constantly oscillating between sincere feelings and shitposting. Like Bart, he mixes crude humor and sexual innuendo with zero filter, e.g. openly thirsting over mutuals in tweets like “aquela mutual que tem uns boobies bem goods sla kkjkkkkjkkjkkjk” and “desisto oficialmente de mulheres brancas, so aceitarei alguem agora se for pra escurecer minha familia”. He has a prankster/agent-of-chaos vibe, bragging about odd behavior or wanting to post "atrocities" in “pensando em criar um perfil privado pra postar só atrocidade” and making over-the-top jokes like “gente pode ir anotando aí: olhou torto = quer foder”. At the same time, he shows flashes of self-awareness and insecurity under the bravado, such as “as veses eu acho q eu fico muito com cara de coitado nas minhas fotos” and his complaints about being ignored in DMs like “boa leandrão, a mina leva 2 dias pra te responder e vc vai la e responde na hora pqp merece se foder mesmo seu desgraçado”. The combination of juvenile humor, rebellious attitude toward norms (e.g. mocking politics, religion, and censorship), and underlying emotional vulnerability aligns far more with Bart than with more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with mutuals, seek interaction and attention, and joke about mutuals’ reactions and DMs, e.g. “issao vai ignora minha dm 🤤🤤🤤 vai, ve meu story e ignora a mensagem que eu te mandei” and “TODO MUNDO NA PORRA DO MEU TWITTER FUMANDO E NINGUÉM DOANDO DINHEIRO PRA EU PODER FUMAR TAMBEM”. Their content shows strong iNtuitive tendencies, mixing humor with broader commentary and patterns instead of just concrete details, as in “realmente o sonho do oprimido é se tornar o opressor pqp” and political/media takes like “ate onde eu saiba o presidente dos EUA é de direita mano”. They come off as Feeling-oriented: they react with emotional and moral language, caring about social issues and empathy, e.g. criticizing victim-blaming in “mt louco a quantidade de gente colocando culpa na mulher por 'nao escolher direito'” and calling Kanye “um carente com uma sindrome de centro das atenções” while still judging his behavior as wrong in “e isso NÃO torna ele menos pior. continua um arrombado”. Their style is clearly Perceiving: very spontaneous, impulsive and chaotic, constantly changing topics and plans, shown in tweets like “parei de enrolar, estou ouvindo o album do brandão e jaja darei minha opiniao” and “pensando em criar um perfil privado pra postar só atrocidade”. Overall, the mix of hyper-social energy, emotional intensity, scattered interests, and abstract/social commentary aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said looking at someone weird means they wanna fuck — so if I stare at you like I just heard RAGE for the first time, does that mean I’m trying to wife you too?
- You gave up on white women and said you only accept someone if it’s to ‘escurecer a família’… I’m just here to respectfully submit my melanin résumé for your consideration.
- You said you like being skinny because you can see all your bones and muscles like an anatomy study — if you want a live model session, I can pose while you explain Castlevania lore and Yung Lean deep cuts to me.
- Roblox got too woke for you, Fortnite has Hatsune Miku singing MCR… how about we be truly revolutionary and queue Kanye, Brandão and Veigh just to clown the bad tracks together while we kiss between skips?
- You keep tweeting about needing money for prensado and ‘1 (one) unit of cigarette’ — I can’t be your sugar mommy or daddy yet, but I can be your broke-ass soulmate who shares the last pull and still thinks you’re funnier than all your ‘conta pornô’ replies combined.
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Part-time meme critic, full-time overthinker. Once got stung on the lip by a bee on the way to the bus and still made it to work on time.– @mzryvl
Your signature cocktail
Bobbie Goods Chaos Fizz
This cocktail starts with bright Brazilian cachaça and lime, a nod to their loud, horny, extremely online energy in tweets like “aquela mutual que tem uns boobies bem goods sla kkjkkkkjkkjkkjk” and “aquela mutual q é toda bobbie do meu goods sla kkkjkjkkkjjjkjkk”. The red energy drink represents the chaotic, sleep-deprived vibe of someone tweeting things like “TODO MUNDO NA PORRA DO MEU TWITTER FUMANDO E NINGUÉM DOANDO DINHEIRO PRA EU PODER FUMAR TAMBEM 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙” and “eu to muito bebakd pqpp”. Passion fruit juice adds sweetness and tropical drama for the horny, over-sharing romantic who says things like “gente pode ir anotando aí: olhou torto = quer foder” and “me segurando aqui pra nao responder a msg q ela acabou de mandar apos me ignorar por 3 dias ....”. A dash of smoked salt captures their bitter, political, and socially aware side, the one that rants in “realmente o sonho do oprimido é se tornar o opressor pqp” and “parça nem é querendo pah nao, mas é mt louco a quantidade de gente colocando culpa na mulher por 'nao escolher direito'...”. Finally, soda water makes it a fizz: messy, bubbly, and unpredictable, like someone who can tweet “pensando em criar um perfil privado pra postar só atrocidade” right after “as veses eu acho q eu fico muito com cara de coitado nas minhas fotos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong Slytherin streak of sharpness, self‑preservation, and calculated social awareness. They repeatedly frame interactions in terms of power and attraction, like when they joke about mutuals who criticize them but won’t get intimate: “varios mutual me criticando e ate jogando tomate mas jogando a xereca na minha cara ninguem quer ne parça vtnc #cheiodeodio”. There’s also a clear sense of reading social dynamics strategically and a willingness to be cutting, seen in tweets like “parça nem é querendo pah nao, mas é mt louco a quantidade de gente colocando culpa na mulher por 'nao escolher direito' ou por nao largar o cara PORRA VIADO OLHA ISSO AQUI MANO vsf como pode um bgl desses”, where they call out victim‑blaming in a confrontational, no‑nonsense way. Their humor leans toward edgy self‑interest and transgression, such as wanting a private account to post “atrocity”: “pensando em criar um perfil privado pra postar só atrocidade”. At the same time, they show ambition and self‑image consciousness, from wanting a sugar mommy/daddy (“i need a sugar mommy”, “i need a sugar daddy”) to frustration when their messages are ignored, like in “issao vai ignora minha dm 🤤🤤🤤 vai, ve meu story e ignora a mensagem que eu te mandei…”. This mix of social cunning, edgy humor, and intense focus on their own position and desires fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
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If I'm A Bitch - Yung Lean
The best-fitting song for @mzryvl is “If I’m A Bitch, Then I’m The Baddest Bitch” by Yung Lean, since they literally quote and riff on its lyrics several times. They tweet lines like “if im a bitch then im the baddest bitch” and “im a young bitch, but im in my prime”, directly channeling the song’s mix of vulnerability, swagger, and irony. Their love for 2010s cloud-rap aesthetics also shows up when they say “mt louco como o yung lean em 2013 soltou uma das maiores musicas existentes ne pqp”, which fits the same world of Internet-heavy, self-aware sadness and flexing. A lot of their posts oscillate between self-deprecation and confidence, like “as vezes me sinto o genio do humor, mas de um humor q so eu acho engraçado”, mirroring the song’s tone of half-joking arrogance masking genuine insecurity. Between the direct lyrical references and their overall chaotic, semi-ironic, hyper-online persona, this Yung Lean track captures their vibe better than anything else.
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