Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Team Loyalty: Expresses deep gratitude toward colleagues and leadership, specifically “thanking the Boss and all of Team Akuta”.
- Protective Parental Figure: Views younger colleagues as family, stating “I love all my kids equally” and acting as a self-proclaimed provider.
- High Morale Booster: Believes in their own positive influence within the workspace, claiming they “boost morale so much” at HQ.
- Honest Communication: Values transparency in personal dynamics, openly declaring “I don't smell and tell' I DO” regarding their partner.
- Strong Self-Confidence: Maintains a high self-image despite setbacks, referring to themselves as a “bad bitch” and “too sexy” to be excluded.
Weaknesses:
- Professional Negligence: Shows a lack of discipline by choosing to “sleep for 15 hours” instead of attending a scheduled mission.
- Substance Reliance: Admits to a heavy dependence on alcohol, calling “30 bottles of Vodka” their only friends.
- Emotional Instability: Exhibits extreme reactions to minor social friction, suggesting they “should die” because a partner is angry.
- Disruptive Conduct: Engages in behavior that led to being “banned off the wifi” by HQ management.
- Boundary Issues: Openly posts about “projecting period cramps” onto others and wishing them harm as a result.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Like Barney, @N01TOOLILYFAN displays a chaotic lifestyle defined by frequent intoxication and emotional outbursts, often tweeting about their heavy drinking like when they claimed “the only friends I have are these 30 bottles of Vodka”. They share Barney's uninhibited, sometimes crude humor, exemplified by the boast “IM THE MASTER BAITER” and an obsession with physical cravings like “THE BIGGEST BEEF STEAK”. Both characters oscillate between deep loneliness and a messy, affectionate loyalty to their social circle, with the user constantly pining for their "wife" or "husband" Gris. Their presence is loud, slightly destructive, and unapologetically unfiltered, much like the lovable town drunk of The Simpsons.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENJIN exhibits Extroversion through their loud, attention-seeking online presence, frequently demanding interaction and shouting “THEYRE TRYING TO LIMIT A BAD BITCH”. Their Intuition is seen in their focus on roleplay scenarios, shipping, and symbolic 'rot,' often expressing abstract feelings like “I am finally a real transgender”. They lean heavily into Feeling, making decisions based on intense personal emotions and affection for Gris, such as declaring “Gris is mad at me I think I should die”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting “I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A MISSION TODAY BUT I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS INSTEAD” rather than following a set schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the HQ Wi-Fi? Because I’ve been feeling totally disconnected since you got banned, and I’m desperate to get back on your wavelength.
- Forget the vodka, I can be your only friend—and unlike the 30 bottles in your room, I promise I won’t leave you with a hangover in the ward.
- I may not be a blonde Cleaner with a scar on my left eye, but I’m definitely your type: I’m ready to be the 'Thing Four' to your chaotic family.
- Are you a master baiter? Because you’ve definitely hooked me, and I’m starting to think 'ragebaiting' is just your way of saying you want me to notice you.
- I heard you’re looking for someone to take your period cramps—how about I just take you out for a massive beef steak instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
Lead Cleaner at HQ with a passion for efficiency and 30 bottles of vodka. Once slept 15 hours and missed a mission; now I just dream of steak and Master Baiting.– @N01TOOLILYFAN
Your signature cocktail
The Master Baiter’s Grissful Elixir
This cocktail starts with a heavy base of vodka because the user claims their “only friends are these 30 bottles of Vodka” and they enjoy being “white girl wasted”. The spicy ginger and bitters reflect their chaotic, rage-baiting energy—specifically their boast of being “THE MASTER BAITER”—while the charcoal powder honors their role at 'CLEANER HQ' where “the smell is forever etched into the walls”. Finally, the sharp garnish represents their love for the “shark” brained Enjin and the 'Grissy' obsession that makes them “madly in love” with their teammate.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Enjin exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of being fiercely selective with loyalty, prioritizing a tight-knit 'inner circle' while displaying sharp, biting wit toward everyone else. Their resourcefulness and ambition are often channeled through a self-serving lens, as seen when they jokingly proclaim, “NOVICE????????????????? IM THE MASTER BAITER.” or admit to their prideful nature by stating, “I think everyone should be nicer to me I do a lot around here”. They possess a cunning sense of self-preservation and social hierarchy, frequently engaging in “ragebaiting” for personal amusement. This combination of intense devotion to a chosen partner and a sharp, exclusionary edge toward others—like when they tell someone to “shut your bitch ass up”—firmly places them in the house of the serpent.
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Your song
Obsessed - Addison Rae
The user’s feed is defined by a chaotic, high-energy devotion to a specific person, alternating between extreme affection and dramatic declarations of heartbreak. They frequently post about their intense fixation, stating “I am NOT addicted the only thing I'm addicted to is Gris” and “Where is my beautiful Gris Rubion when I need him”. This hyper-fixated energy is paired with a confident, internet-slang-heavy persona that leans into being a “bad bitch”. The song’s themes of singular focus and self-assured vanity perfectly mirror their claim of being the “MASTER BAITER” who is simultaneously “madly in love” with their partner. Ultimately, the song captures the user's mix of irony, thirst, and overwhelming romantic obsession.
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