Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cooking skills: He frequently shares pictures of his culinary creations, like 'otra carbonara completada con exito😮💨' (another successful carbonara), showcasing his talent in the kitchen.
- Witty humor: His tweets often feature sarcastic and humorous comments, such as 'yo no sé pa qué sigo esforzándome en hacer las cosas bien si al final da igual xdddd' (I don't know why I keep trying to do things well if it doesn't matter in the end), revealing a sharp wit.
- Self-awareness: He displays self-awareness in tweets like 'qué desmotivado me siento últimamente, me siento súper vacío💀' (I feel so unmotivated lately, I feel super empty), showing an ability to reflect on his emotional state.
- Curiosity: His interest in learning Dutch dialects, evident in 'agradecido de hablar neerlandes con dialecto y no la pijotada del neerlandes de paises bajos' (grateful to speak Dutch with a dialect and not the pretentiousness of Dutch from the Netherlands), demonstrates a curiosity for languages and cultures.
- Critical thinking: He questions certain claims and societal practices, like in 'alguien sabe si esto es real??' (does anyone know if this is real?) and 'oye una cosa yo entiendo que estéis en contra de la guerra pero lo de que no pueda comprar en un puto carrefour con tal de no apoyar a israel es un poco distópico enplan no creo que por comprarme un monster y unos donetes vaya a contribuir a un genocidio😭' (hey, I understand being against the war, but not being able to buy from Carrefour just to avoid supporting Israel is a bit dystopian, I don't think buying a Monster and some donuts will contribute to a genocide), showing critical thinking skills.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: He admits to struggling with motivation, as seen in 'yo no sé pa qué sigo esforzándome en hacer las cosas bien si al final da igual xdddd' (I don't know why I keep trying to do things well if it doesn't matter in the end), suggesting a tendency to procrastinate.
- Vulgarity: His tweets often contain profanity and crude humor, like 'por qué le sudo 3 pitos a todos pregunta seria🥸🤌🏻' (why do I not care about everyone, serious question), which some may find offensive.
- Cynicism: He expresses a cynical view towards certain aspects of society, such as the education system, in 'toda respuesta distinta a 0 está mal y si no estás de acuerdo es que el sistema educativo te ha fallado' (any answer other than 0 is wrong, and if you disagree, it's because the education system has failed you), which may be seen as overly negative.
- Impulsivity: His tweets suggest impulsive behavior, like in 'llevo sin ducharme desde el año pasado😅🤣' (I haven't showered since last year), which could be a sign of lack of self-control.
- Insensitivity: Some of his tweets, like 'oye pero es que algunos confundís el no hacer del todo bien un ejercicio con directamente no tener ni putísima idea de lo que estás haciendo, no cuesta nada informarse un poquito sobre cómo hacer algo y menos en el gimnasio, que hay 2389429384 sitios donde encontrar información' (but some of you confuse not doing an exercise perfectly with having no idea what you're doing, it's not hard to research a bit about how to do something, especially at the gym, there are many sites with information), could be seen as insensitive or lacking empathy.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
n0t_cesxr's persona resonates with that of Bart Simpson, the mischievous and rebellious son in The Simpsons. Like Bart, n0t_cesxr displays a penchant for sarcasm and crude humor, evident in tweets such as 'por qué le sudo 3 pitos a todos pregunta seria🥸🤌🏻' (why do I not care about everyone, serious question). Additionally, his tendency to question authority and societal norms, as seen in 'toda respuesta distinta a 0 está mal y si no estás de acuerdo es que el sistema educativo te ha fallado' (any answer other than 0 is wrong, and if you disagree, it's because the education system has failed you), mirrors Bart's rebellious nature and defiance of rules. However, much like Bart, n0t_cesxr also exhibits a more introspective side, expressing feelings of demotivation and emptiness in tweets like 'qué desmotivado me siento últimamente, me siento súper vacío💀' (I feel so unmotivated lately, I feel super empty), suggesting a depth beyond his mischievous exterior.
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Some pickup lines for you
- ¿Eres una chimenea? Porque estoy prendido fuego contigo. (Are you a fireplace? Because I'm on fire for you.)
- ¿Eres un juego? Porque me gustaría jugarte toda la noche. (Are you a game? Because I'd like to play you all night long.)
- ¿Eres una masa de pizza? Porque me gustaría amasarte. (Are you a pizza dough? Because I'd like to knead you.)
- ¿Eres un teclado? Porque me encantaría teclearte. (Are you a keyboard? Because I'd love to type on you.)
- ¿Eres una carbonara? Porque me gustaría devorarte. (Are you a carbonara? Because I'd like to devour you.)
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Culinary craftsman & gaming guru | Sarcastic yet sincere soul | Speaks truth through playful profanity | Life's absurdities fuel my fiery wit 🔥– @n0t_cesxr
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Based on his tweets, n0t_cesxr would likely be sorted into Slytherin at Hogwarts. His sharp wit and sarcastic humor, evident in tweets like 'toda respuesta distinta a 0 está mal y si no estás de acuerdo es que el sistema educativo te ha fallado' (any answer other than 0 is wrong, and if you disagree, it's because the education system has failed you), aligns with the cunning and ambition valued by Slytherins. Additionally, his tendency towards vulgarity and insensitivity, as seen in 'por qué le sudo 3 pitos a todos pregunta seria🥸🤌🏻' (why do I not care about everyone, serious question), could be interpreted as a disregard for rules and social norms, a trait often associated with Slytherins. Furthermore, his critical questioning of societal practices, like in 'oye una cosa yo entiendo que estéis en contra de la guerra pero lo de que no pueda comprar en un puto carrefour con tal de no apoyar a israel es un poco distópico enplan no creo que por comprarme un monster y unos donetes vaya a contribuir a un genocidio😭' (hey, I understand being against the war, but not being able to buy from Carrefour just to avoid supporting Israel is a bit dystopian, I don't think buying a Monster and some donuts will contribute to a genocide), demonstrates a willingness to challenge authority and think for himself, another Slytherin quality.
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The Good Life - Kanye West
The song 'The Good Life' by Kanye West would be a fitting choice for n0t_cesxr. The lyrics, which touch on themes of excess, disillusionment, and the pursuit of happiness, resonate with n0t_cesxr's expressions of emptiness and demotivation, like 'qué desmotivado me siento últimamente, me siento súper vacío💀' (I feel so unmotivated lately, I feel super empty). Additionally, the song's irreverent and humorous tone, exemplified by lines like 'They rewrite the truthes, the truthes are residin' in the' (a playful jab at censorship), aligns with n0t_cesxr's penchant for sarcasm and crude humor, evident in tweets such as 'por qué le sudo 3 pitos a todos pregunta seria🥸🤌🏻' (why do I not care about everyone, serious question). Furthermore, the song's critique of consumerism and societal norms could resonate with n0t_cesxr's questioning of certain practices, like in 'oye una cosa yo entiendo que estéis en contra de la guerra pero lo de que no pueda comprar en un puto carrefour con tal de no apoyar a israel es un poco distópico enplan no creo que por comprarme un monster y unos donetes vaya a contribuir a un genocidio😭' (hey, I understand being against the war, but not being able to buy from Carrefour just to avoid supporting Israel is a bit dystopian, I don't think buying a Monster and some donuts will contribute to a genocide).
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