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Your Simpsons character
The account’s mix of chaotic violence, dark humor, and underlying vulnerability most closely matches Bart Simpson. Like Bart causing mayhem then shrugging it off, they joke about disturbing things with a casual tone, e.g. “..I have alot of blood on my hands, haha..” and “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME!”. The dramatic overreactions and physical mishaps mirror Bart’s constant injuries and stunts, such as “OW MY ARM FUUUCK” and “How does one fix a arm that was put back on wrong”. Their rebellious, antagonistic streak shows in posts like “ill take all of you down with me” and “everyone here is a chud”, much like Bart’s tendency to fight authority and peers. At the same time, flashes of loneliness and insecurity, such as “..kinda lonely, ngl :/” and “romance is not for me ngl..”, echo Bart’s occasional moments of emotional honesty beneath the prankster facade.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they describe themselves as “Just a lil guy!” and often sound withdrawn or overwhelmed rather than socially energized, e.g. feeling isolated in “..kinda lonely, ngl :/” and drifting alone through the halls in “..coolpop 'floated' semi aimlessly through the first floor halls, alittle tired out from what happened a few hours ago. He didn't feel like mauling anyone else today..”. Their inner world is imaginative and narrative-heavy, suggesting Intuition (N) over Sensing: they talk in surreal, storylike terms such as “..the first floor feels even less safe somehow, likely due to the thing that took over after the rat king died...not to mention the gas leak, seriously, what kind of gas is lavender??” and meta musings like “..kinda wish i could remake things too.. naaah..what am i on about??”. Emotional tone and personal hurt dominate over logical analysis, fitting Feeling (F): they lash out and express resentment in “I hate you autumn” and self-directed angst in “..okkkayyy im calmer now jesus christ i guess i deserved that huh”, as well as joking about sympathy in “//regarding recent events (emopop isnt canon its just for sympathy points)”. Their life appears chaotic and reactive rather than structured, indicating Perceiving (P): they stumble through crises with no clear plan, e.g. “How does one fix a arm that was put back on wrong”, “hw d u reatcah am”, and the sudden anxiety in “For some reason I dunno why but it feels like my life expectancy just IS going to DROP in the next few hours.”. The combination of introspective loneliness, surreal storytelling, emotional intensity, and spontaneous, unstructured behavior aligns most closely with INFP.

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First-floor wanderer & reluctant menace. Once reattached my arm backwards and called it a fashion choice. Parody OC • Minor • Basic DNI applies.– @n0TaNdr3Wwh0dAt

Your signature cocktail
The First-Floor Bloodpop is a chaotic, glittery collision of sweet and unsettling, just like COOLPOP! wobbling through FLOOR 1 insisting they’re “NOT at all CURSED” while clearly being very cursed. The base of blackberry vodka brings a dark, bruised sweetness, echoing their gleefully violent vibes in “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME!” and “..I have alot of blood on my hands, haha..”. Blood orange juice adds a sharp, red tang for all the gorey self-awareness of “I need to stop picking at my scars dude” and “How does one fix a arm that was put back on wrong”. A floral lavender syrup nods to the ominous gas leak in “what kind of gas is lavender??”, making the drink smell soothing while everything is definitely not fine. It’s topped with club soda and edible glitter to capture their bouncy, theatrical energy in “..coolpop 'floated' semi aimlessly through the first floor halls…” and the goofy disguises of “..he is wearing a fake mustache” and “they won't recognize me if i disguise myself better, hehe..”, sealed with an actual fake mustache garnish on the rim so the drink is literally in costume.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core traits lean strongly Slytherin: there’s a persistent thread of menace, self-preservation, and calculated image-crafting rather than straightforward heroism or kindness. The violent, predatory tone in tweets like “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME!” and “..I have alot of blood on my hands, haha..” shows a willingness to lean into intimidation and fear as power. They also demonstrate manipulative, strategic thinking about their presentation and survival, e.g. “they won't recognize me if i disguise myself better, hehe..” and the follow-up “//goofy ahh disguise concepts these suck I KNOW”, which reflect resourcefulness and identity-masking rather than open confrontation. Even their paranoia and sense of looming death in “it feels like my life expectancy just IS going to DROP in the next few hours… it feels like my life is going to end atleast mmm.. Ten minutes from nOW i dunno why!” reads less like Gryffindor bravado and more like a cornered, survival-focused mindset. While there are flickers of insecurity and loneliness, as in “..kinda lonely, ngl :/”, these are layered under a self-consciously edgy, dangerous persona that fits Slytherin’s ambition, cunning, and self-preserving darkness more than any other house.

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A dramatic, emo-leaning anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits COOLPOP!’s mix of edgy violence, self-awareness, and underlying vulnerability. They constantly flirt with morbidity and bloodshed, as seen in “..I have alot of blood on my hands, haha..” and “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME!”, echoing the song’s theatrical, death-tinged storytelling. At the same time, there’s loneliness and emotional fatigue beneath the bravado, like “..kinda lonely, ngl :/” and “romance is not for me ngl..”, which mirrors the song’s themes of isolation and carrying on through pain. Their self-destructive humor and sense of impending doom in “it feels like my life is going to end atleast mmm.. Ten minutes from nOW i dunno why!” fit perfectly with the song’s march toward an almost operatic tragedy. Even their meta, emo-performance attitude in “//regarding recent events (emopop isnt canon its just for sympathy points)” lines up with the theatrical, self-aware melodrama that defines My Chemical Romance’s style.

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