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Your Simpsons character
Despite the dark content, the user adopts a highly curated, aesthetic persona that mirrors Lisa Simpson’s desperate need for perfection and intellectual validation. Much like Lisa’s internal struggles with sadness in episodes like Moaning Lisa, the user expresses feeling “so pathetic” and overwhelmed by “the voices”, reflecting an intense internal pressure. The user’s preoccupation with body image and control over intake, such as when they say “i feel so fat, i wanna cut it all off”, parallels the high-stress, self-critical nature Lisa often displays. Finally, the user maintains a polite, soft-spoken facade, frequently greeting followers as “sweethearts”, which aligns with Lisa's sensitive and empathetic—yet deeply troubled—temperament.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rosie demonstrates Introversion through a focus on solitary suffering and a clear need for 'alone time' as seen when they state “i'm so exhausted physically and emotionally i just want alone time”. Their Intuitive side is shown through abstract, metaphorical expressions of internal struggle, such as describing “the voices are yelling at me” rather than just physical symptoms. The Feeling preference is dominant, as their feed is entirely driven by emotional states, self-evaluation, and affectionate appeals to their community, like “goodmorning sweethearts... how are u guys ??”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving traits through a lack of structured routine and impulsive behaviors, often tweeting about spontaneous relapses or drinking sessions, such as “relapssin tonight... i'm drinking”.

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Passionate about classic true crime documentaries and journaling. When I’m not at the gym or with my roommate’s cat, I’m searching for the perfect vegan taco.– @n0tr0salie

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a delicate yet dangerous mix, mirroring a user who describes themselves as an “angelic” presence while trapped in a cycle of self-destruction. The cloudy sake base reflects their physical state of being “so exhausted physically and emotionally,” while the heavy presence of alcohol captures their frequent coping mechanism: “DRINKINKGGGGG MAKES THE VOICES QUEUIET.” The bittersweet cherry notes represent their affectionate side, often tweeting “goodmorning sweethearts” before spiraling into dark thoughts. The sharp garnish and silver glitter embody the 'aesthetic' they apply to their pain, especially when they post “sesh pics” adorned with bows. Ultimately, it is a high-proof, experimental drink for someone who feels they are “going downhill so fast” while trying to remain a 'little girl at heart'.

Your Hogwarts House
Rosie’s focus is deeply rooted in the Slytherin values of ambition and self-preservation through control, as seen in her rigid determination to reach her goals at any cost: “i'm about to lose so much weight or im ending it.”. Her resourcefulness is evident in her calculated strategies to avoid detection or calories, such as “watching mukbangs all day so i dont eat” or forcing herself to “wait an hour so i 'deserve it'”. Even her vulnerability is marked by an intensity of purpose and a desire for specific outcomes, declaring “i want to relapse so bad” to maintain the control she craves. Ultimately, her pursuit of a specific physical 'ideal' and her willingness to endure extreme hardship for it aligns with the house's drive for perfection and personal achievement.

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This song perfectly mirrors Rosie’s struggle with body dysmorphia and the relentless pursuit of an impossible physical standard. Her obsession with weight loss is evident when she claims, “i feel so fat, i wanna cut it all off”, and describes the visceral discomfort of eating by saying, “everytime i eat, i feel the fat attaching to my skin”. The track's themes of self-loathing and starvation resonate with her bio's 'ugw' (ultimate goal weight) of 30kg and her heartbreaking admission that “my legs are still so fat”. Ultimately, the song captures the cycle of self-destruction she experiences while trapped in a mindset where “all i can think about is relapsing again”.

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