N0V0CAINES
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: Their tweet 'finally threw away all the empty bottles of beer (8) i had hidden in my room, my anxiety immediately got so much better lmao' shows an ability to reflect on their actions and their impact.
- Resilient: Despite their struggles, they continue to push forward, as seen in 'planning my new routine for when i start uni and i will need to wake up at 4:30/5:00AM.'
- Darkly Humorous: Their tweet 'what's wrong with a little alcoholism if i keep it under control' reflects their ability to find humor even in difficult situations.
- Introspective: They often question their existence and identity, as seen in 'yeah i don't really know who i am anymore.'
- Creative: Their interest in piercings, dyed hair, and aesthetic details like 'i'm gonna dye my hair blue!!' shows a flair for self-expression.
Weaknesses:
- Addictive Tendencies: Their tweet 'what's wrong with a little alcoholism if i keep it under control' highlights their struggle with substance use.
- Emotional Volatility: Their tweet 'IM GOING TO FUCCKING KILL MYSELF... I HATE HIM' reflects intense emotional reactions.
- Self-Destructive: Their tweet 'i think i'm gonna relapse with sh' shows a tendency toward harmful coping mechanisms.
- Overthinking: Their tweet 'idk what to say in therapy today. i feel like my mental health is declining every day yet things haven't been so good in a while' reflects a tendency to spiral into overthinking.
- Dependency Issues: Their tweet 'actually it's a good thing my partner is lowkey emotionally constipated... i'll start acting like a doormat' suggests a fear of emotional dependency.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Much like Moe, they have a dark sense of humor and a complicated relationship with alcohol ('i'm my functional alcoholic era ngl'). Their self-deprecating tweets, such as 'what's wrong with a little alcoholism if i keep it under control,' mirror Moe's mix of humor and despair. Both characters are flawed yet oddly endearing.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They exhibit INFP traits: introspection, emotional sensitivity, and a focus on self-discovery. Tweets like 'yeah i don't really know who i am anymore' show their quest for identity, while 'sorry i've been so silent here... i'm dead, i've been dead for years' reflects emotional depth. Their creative side, seen in 'i'm gonna dye my hair blue!!,' aligns with this type's artistic tendencies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a step tracker? Because every time I think of you, my heart races like I'm at 30k steps.
- If I dyed my hair blue, would I match your vibe, or do I need to add a piercing too?
- Are you lukewarm beer? Because even when life's not perfect, you're still my favorite way to start the day.
- Is your name Dissociation? Because I can't seem to feel myself when you're around.
- Are you a Benzo? Because you calm my chaos like no one else.
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25 | they/them | Alt soul navigating ED recovery, existential crises, and the chaos of life | Piercings, blue hair, and too many steps | Functional alcoholic with a dark sense of humor 🖤– @N0V0CAINES
Your signature cocktail
Blue Dissociation
This cocktail reflects their love for blue ('i'm blue !! 💙🩵') and their introspective yet chaotic personality. The vodka adds a punch, symbolizing their struggles with alcohol ('what's wrong with a little alcoholism if i keep it under control'), while the glitter represents their creative flair. It's a drink as complex and layered as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their resourcefulness and determination, as seen in 'planning my new routine for when i start uni and i will need to wake up at 4:30/5:00AM,' align with Slytherin traits. Their darker, self-preserving tendencies, like hiding beer bottles ('finally threw away all the empty bottles of beer'), also fit the house. While they have moments of vulnerability, their survival instincts and ambition make them a clear Slytherin.
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Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The eerie, introspective tone of this song aligns with their existential tweets like 'how do i detach the head from this body.' Its themes of inner conflict and vulnerability reflect their mental health struggles and dark humor.
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