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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this account matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, lovable, impulsive, and weirdly dedicated when it counts. Like Homer, they lean into dramatic, over-the-top bits for laughs, such as the running no-shower gag to hit affiliate: “Day 5 of not showering until I’m affiliate on twitch”. They show a mix of clowning and surprising grindset, echoing Homer’s sudden bursts of competence, with tweets like “Road to GM except every night I end off where I start cause of dogshit matchmaking @NetEaseGames_EN please fix ya shit” and “I’m committing to being a top 500 Loki player before hitting 100 followers”. Their horny, unfiltered joke style also fits Homer’s lack of filter, seen in posts like “Would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick or sit on a dick and eat cake” and “I go garbanzo on her bean till that chick peas”. Finally, the way they affectionately roast themselves as a “mediocre streamer” while still demanding attention—“someone join and tell me i’m pretty”—perfectly matches Homer’s blend of ego, insecurity, and need for an audience.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly invite people to hang out in stream and directly seek attention and validation, e.g. “someone join and tell me i’m pretty”, “time to watch your favorite mediocre streamer guys”, and playful thirst-bait like “every game i lose i take a piece of clothing off”. They read as iNtuitive more than Sensing; they riff in exaggerated, imaginative ways rather than just reporting facts, like “mirror mirror made of plastic who’s the grippiest in the psychiatric” and absurd hypotheticals such as “Would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick or sit on a dick and eat cake”. Their decision-making is Feeling-oriented: they focus on vibes, community, and emotional reactions (e.g. “Legends ZA is so peak i’m boutta start cryin”, “Conjuring was scawwy someone comfort me 🥹”) rather than laying out logical arguments. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their feed is full of spontaneous bits, goofy challenges, and shifting goals like “Day 5 of not showering until I’m affiliate on twitch” and “Comp placement matches, new song from mods and maybe i’ll even throw my ass in a circle”, showing flexibility and improvisation rather than rigid planning. Altogether this energetic, playful, community-focused spontaneity is most consistent with ENFP.

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Marvel Rivals enjoyer, top 500 Ultron/Loki aspirant, part-time variety streamer. Hit affiliate after not showering; aiming higher (with better hygiene).– @n3lsonbtw

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and chaotic, just like a marathon stream where they’re "Road to GM except every night I end off where I start cause of dogshit matchmaking @NetEaseGames_EN please fix ya shit". The spiced dark rum represents their unhinged, horny gremlin humor in lines like "I go garbanzo on her bean till that chick peas" and "every game i lose i take a piece of clothing off". Blue curaçao is a nod to their Marvel/Ultron/Invisible Woman obsession and the promise of cosplay: "Invisible woman cosplay at 100 followers" and their flex as "top 500 ultron! Loki comin soon 🔥". The sparkling energy drink captures their cracked, late-night streamer energy in posts like "crackin heads and bustin nuts" and "Comp placement matches, new song from mods and maybe i’ll even throw my ass in a circle". A dash of chili tincture adds a bit of tilt and rage-bait spice, inspired by "rage baiting in marvel rivals QP" and their constant beef with matchmaking. Finally, the cotton candy cloud that dissolves when you pour the drink over it is the invisible flair—a sweet, theatrical nod to "Invisible woman cosplay in 19 more followers #marvelrivals" and their love of doing things for the bit, from not showering for affiliate to declaring "WE ARE TWITCH AFFILIATE BABY".

Your Hogwarts House
They show clear ambition and a competitive drive, constantly framing their streaming and ranked grind as goals to conquer, like committing to high-level mastery: “I’m committing to being a top 500 Loki player before hitting 100 followers” and hyping their climb with “Road to GM except every night I end off where I start cause of dogshit matchmaking @NetEaseGames_EN please fix ya shit”. They also lean into self-promotional stunts and calculated gimmicks to grow, such as the recurring cosplay/follower bait in “Invisible woman cosplay at 100 followers” and the tongue‑in‑cheek grind in “Not taking a shower until I hit affiliate on twitch: day 1”. Their tone is sharp, irreverent, and often provocative, suggesting a willingness to push boundaries for effect, as in “Jarvis show me this guys balls please” and “Would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick or sit on a dick and eat cake”. Even their jokes about being the one to sabotage their own team — “sorry jeff but if anyone’s gonna kill my team it’s gonna be me” — show a self‑focused, control‑oriented mindset. This blend of ambition, strategic self-promotion, and edgy, self-preserving humor aligns most strongly with Slytherin.

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A song that fits them best is Starboy by The Weeknd, because it’s all about flashy confidence, grind, and a slightly unhinged sense of humor. They constantly hype up their own gameplay and rank, like calling themselves a “top 500 ultron” in “watch and learn how a t500 ultron does shit” and committing to being “a top 500 Loki player” in “I’m committing to being a top 500 Loki player before hitting 100 followers”. The track’s flexy, tongue‑in‑cheek bravado mirrors tweets like “crackin heads and bustin nuts” and “Comp placement matches, new song from mods and maybe i’ll even throw my ass in a circle”. At the same time, Starboy is about reinvention and hustle, which lines up with their grind from affiliate push in “Not taking a shower until I hit affiliate on twitch: day 1” to celebrating in “WE ARE TWITCH AFFILIATE BABY”. Their mix of self‑aware thirst bait and showmanship, like “someone join and tell me i’m pretty” and the ongoing “Invisible woman cosplay at 100 followers” gag, matches the song’s blend of performance, ego, and playful decadence.

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