Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Uses playful bits and formats, like ROT13 and enochian-style text in tweets about David Baszucki, e.g. “ᔑᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓╎リᔑꖎᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭᒷᓵ𝙹リ↸ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣ ⍑ ↸∷ᔑ∴ᓭ リᒷᔑ∷...”.
- Protective ethics: Clearly sets boundaries ("NSFW / PROSHIP DNI") and calls out predatory or problematic behavior, e.g. “literally anything but taking notice of predators” and “transphobic and a predator 😭😭 mf pick a struggle”.
- Engaged friend: Actively boosts and interacts with mutuals, like “FOLLOW OOMF RIGHT NOW”, offering art to a "lucky oomf" and updating pfps for friends’ interests.
- Artistic talent: Draws and shares their work confidently, e.g. “holy shit this might be the best boyfriend i've drawn i bestow this gift onto a certain lucky oomf's strawpage” and discusses getting back into drawing as a hobby.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep enthusiasm for Sonic, Project Sekai, FNF, etc., e.g. calling themself “the sonic the hedgehog monarch from now on” and celebrating character anniversaries with profile changes.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing like “what is wrong with you” and “dude what the fuck you cant just go…”, which can escalate conflicts.
- Online overload: Timeline is very intense and complaint-heavy (e.g. “MY ENTIRE TIMELINE IS EVIL AND FUCKED UP DAVID SEND HELP” and multiple rants about school and platforms), suggesting stress from being chronically online.
- Negativity bias: Focuses strongly on calling people or companies out—predators, transphobes, brands, ex-oomfs—such as “if you go bankrupt i will not be upset at all”, which can overshadow positive posts.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets quickly in emotional spikes (e.g. “I AM GOING TO LOSE IT” and rapid-fire reaction posts about drama), suggesting little cooldown before posting.
- Conflict attraction: Engages heavily with drama, harassment callouts, and beef (e.g. “apparently exoomf is a harrasser AND a shotacon 😭 pick a struggle dawg” and multiple burnbook/"what did I even do" tweets), which can keep them surrounded by stress.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: a chaotic, funny teen whose default mode is clowning on everything around him. Their timeline is full of loud overreactions and bit-heavy posts, like threatening to drop out over a grade sticker in “if i get a 67% and my teacher puts a 67 sticker i'm dropping out on the spot and never coming back” and melodramatically declaring “SCHOOL IS STARTING TOMORROW HELP ME”, which feels very Bart vs. school authority. They roast companies and public figures with a bratty moral streak, e.g. calling out Roblox and its CEO in posts like “roblox when it comes to doing anything but banning predators” and the repeated "David Baszucki" jokes, similar to how Bart mocks adults while still having a sense of right and wrong. Their love of running bits and over-the-top villain theatrics in “i HATE sonic the hedgehog! ... AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA” also mirrors Bart’s prankster persona. Underneath the joking, they show attachment to fandoms and friends, like proudly calling themself the “sonic the hedgehog monarch” in “i would like to announce to everyone that i will be labeling myself as the sonic the hedgehog monarch from now on”, which fits Bart’s mix of irony and genuine passion.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as highly outward‑facing and energized by interaction, constantly replying, quote‑tweeting and rallying others, e.g. hyping up someone with “FOLLOW OOMF RIGHT NOW”, joking about school with pictures, and declaring “i would like to announce to everyone that i will be labeling myself as the sonic the hedgehog monarch from now on.”, which fits Extraversion (E) more than a private, low‑key style. Their humor and interests are strongly pattern/idea‑driven rather than concrete, e.g. playing with ciphers and codes like “Jr'er qbar. Jr'er gverq. Jr'er fvpx bs gur vqvbgvp qrpvfvbaf 'David Baszucki'...” and absurd conceptual jokes like the long initialism “LUPYSNFYWATBSAISTATBBIAPITTSAFTMYLRATSYPYPACUETWVSIAIBTAITACCIAUMNOUFITOHTCAAILYUBTFAMYFBNTLTEOUWITPPPINJAMIARFMTAC”, pointing to Intuition (N). When they take stances, they do so with sharp, critical logic and calling out perceived hypocrisy (e.g. Roblox not banning predators in “roblox when it comes to doing anything but banning predators” and mocking bad arguments in “they told me to go do my homework while using your instead of you're. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF”), which suggests Thinking (T) over harmony‑seeking F. Their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and playful rather than structured or pre‑planned: they bounce between memes, fanart, sudden profile‑pic changes like “#NewProfilePic nvm the new 4koma released”, and impulsive jokes such as “new rule: never trust a 'gn' from me”, which aligns with Perceiving (P). Altogether, the combination of loud social engagement, abstract/meme‑heavy thinking, argumentative humor, and spontaneous posting fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your new password is ‘the best fictional character of all time’ and your old one was ‘sonic the hedgehog’, does that mean I have to speedrun my way into being your second-favorite character?
- You call yourself the Sonic the Hedgehog monarch, but my timeline says you’re also secretly the ruler of #pjsktwt and anti-Baszucki propaganda. Need a co-admin to help overthrow David and then walk you to school in 10 minutes?
- You said if you get a 67% and your teacher slaps a 67 sticker on it you’re dropping out—so hypothetically, if I gave you 100% of my attention and a ‘perfect’ sticker, would you stay for the rest of the school year with me?
- Your whole TL is evil and messed-up David edits, but the only thing getting ‘baszuckified’ over here is my brain every time you drop a new #NewProfilePic—especially the Luka and Mafuyu ones; I’m just trying not to simp too obviously.
- You stay up declaring yourself Sonic monarch, drawing the ‘best boyfriend’ for a lucky oomf’s strawpage, and then say ‘SCHOOL IS STARTING TOMORROW HELP ME’—if you ever need someone to remind you to sleep (and secretly hype up your art), I volunteer as tribute.
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Your new Twitter bio
14 • he/they • Sonic + rhythm games enthusiast • draws too much, sleeps too little • once woke up at 5am for school AND still tweeted about Roblox– @N3X7G3N
Your signature cocktail
NextGen Baszucki Blitz
This cocktail is bright and loud at first sip, matching their hyper-online, caps-lock energy in posts like “MY ENTIRE TIMELINE IS EVIL AND FUCKED UP DAVID SEND HELP”, so it starts with an electric blue lemonade base that’s visually chaotic but still teen-friendly. A sharp shot of espresso represents the unhinged school grind and 5 a.m. wakeups from “I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5 AM TMRW bye” and the constant "SCHOOL IS STARTING TOMORROW HELP ME" panic. Sour citrus syrup stands for the biting, sarcastic side that calls out companies and predators, like “roblox when it comes to doing anything but banning predators” and “transphobic and a predator 😭😭 mf pick a struggle”. Cotton-candy foam on top nods to their love of cute idols and vocaloid/anime aesthetics, seen in tweets like “Mizuki looks very cute in her old Kamikou uniform” and their many #NewProfilePic swaps for characters they adore. Finally, the black sugar rim with chili flakes captures their mix of edginess and playful menace, echoing posts like “wish me good luck for the rest of the school year or she gets it” and their dramatic villain bit in “i HATE sonic the hedgehog!... AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong pattern of boldly calling out wrongdoing and predators, even when it makes drama more likely, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they openly condemn a former mutual as “a harrasser AND a shotacon 😭 pick a struggle dawg” and amplify it with a screenshot and quote tweet: “apparently exoomf is a harrasser AND a shotacon 😭 pick a struggle dawg”. They also directly attack large entities and figures without hesitation, e.g. criticizing Roblox leadership and celebrating the idea of them stepping down: “If he steps down, many things will happen. Tears there will be naught. Happiness there will be eternal. The world will be a better place. This is our mission.” and repeatedly invoking “David Baszucki” in ominous, rallying ways. Their willingness to publicly drag companies over ethical issues, such as hardware pricing and corporate behavior, shows moral courage and a tendency to crusade: “if you go bankrupt i will not be upset at all” and “literally anything but taking notice of predators”. Combined with impulsive, dramatic declarations like threatening to “drop out on the spot” over a 67% sticker: “if i get a 67% and my teacher puts a 67 sticker i'm dropping out on the spot and never coming back”, this paints them as brave, confrontational, and theatrically principled—classic Gryffindor traits more than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the detached analysis of Ravenclaw, or the self-focused calculation of Slytherin.
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Your song
World’s Smallest Violin - AJR
AJR’s World’s Smallest Violin fits them because it mixes dramatic, over-the-top emotions with humor and internet-brain energy, exactly like their timeline. They constantly turn everyday school stress into theatrical posts, like “SCHOOL IS STARTING TOMORROW HELP ME” and “I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5 AM TMRW bye”, which matches the song’s self-aware melodrama. Their feed swings between joking rage and genuine concern, calling out companies and predators with posts like “roblox when it comes to doing anything but banning predators” and “transphobic and a predator 😭😭 mf pick a struggle”, echoing the song’s theme of feeling small but still loudly voicing your frustrations. They’re also deeply online and fandom-coded (#pjsktwt, #sonictwt, drawing their favorite characters and calling them things like “the best boyfriend i've drawn”), which fits the hyperactive, reference-heavy style of AJR. Overall, the song’s blend of self-deprecating humor, teen angst, and big emotional outbursts lines up closely with how they present themselves on their account.
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