Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for friends and fictional faves, like calling friends “gatinha, amor, meu bem, princesa” in “amo chamar minhas amigas de gatinha, amor, meu bem, princesa” and saying “EXO TE AMK” in “EXO TE AMK”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated reactions and sarcasm for comedy, such as the long laughing string in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and self-jokes like “eu quando”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g. screaming about wanting a woman in “EU WUERO EESA MULHER EU QUERO ELA EU QUERO ME DE EESA MULHER PDV ME DE ELA EU QUERO EU QUERO” and hyping tropes in “OMG HOW I MISS THOSE TROPES 😞😞😞”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own behavior and flaws, such as calling themselves “patética” in “eu sou tão patética mds” and noticing how being “chata” affects their work in “percebi que eu sei fazer coisas muito legais, mas como eu sou uma pessoa chata acaba que essas coisas ficam muito chatas também”.
- Loyal: Sticks by friends and fandoms over time, like protecting someone by not blocking another person in “tava querendo bloquear uma pessoa aqui mas nao quero dar problemas pra ****” and continued love for series like All for the Game in “nao li, meu Chrome tava aberto em uma fanfic kevjerejean 🤤”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently uses suicidal language in reaction to stress, like “vou me matar hoje as 23:49”, “otimo dia pra me matar ein”, and “quero me matar”.
- Volatile: Emotional reactions often escalate quickly into rage or extreme statements, such as “vai tomar no cu também eu ein 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽” and wishing public execution on a CEO in “meu sonho que o CEO da n**ank fosse executado em praça pública”.
- Conflict-prone: Has recurring interpersonal friction with friends and family, like blocking Hendrik in “bloqueei o hendrik no zap vou deixar assim por uns 5 dias” and describing a fight with their mother in “ela falando que se eu nao comer a carne é pra mim não falar nunca mais com ela ??????”.
- Negative-thinking: Often frames situations in hopeless or harsh terms, for example “ki ano desgraçado é esse meu deus”, “que imfenro pqp que manhã desgracada”, and “eu sou tão patética mds”.
- Impulsive-expression: Posts intense thoughts and threats in the heat of the moment, like “se minha chefe me dispensar hoje eu vou me jogar na frbete de um carro” and oversharing about blocking or fighting with people in “bloqueei ele 💆🏽♀️”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads a lot, overthinks, and is intensely emotional and self-aware, which fits Lisa Simpson more than the other main characters. They bounce between passionate hyperfixations and frustration, like going all‑in on Genshin and fandoms (“gebte me rendi ao genshjn impact”, “indo ali ler tamed the tyger”), much like Lisa obsessing over causes, books, and niche interests. There’s a strong streak of principled anger and moral outrage, e.g. “DENUNCIEM SEM ENGAJAR” and “meu sonho que o CEO da n**ank fosse executado em praça pública”, echoing Lisa’s activist side turned up to 100. At the same time, they’re very hard on themselves and often feel out of place or unappreciated, like in “eu sou tão patética mds” and “se tudo der certo ano que vem eu arrumo um lugar pra mim nem que eu tenha que ir só com a porra de um colchão”. They clearly love their friends and use a lot of affection and care in between the chaos (“amo tanto minhas amigas gente sério”, “amo chamar minhas amigas de gatinha, amor, meu bem, princesa”), which matches Lisa’s mix of cynicism and deep loyalty. Overall, they feel like a more profane, extremely online, fandom-heavy Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert over Introvert: they constantly engage with friends, fandom, and work drama, showing high social energy and a need to share reactions publicly, e.g. “guys estoub tweetando pelo computador do meu trabalho” and “amo chamar minhas amigas de gatinha, amor, meu bem, princesa”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive rather than Sensing; they are immersed in fiction, ships, and tropes, focusing on emotional/imaginary worlds: “OMG HOW I MISS THOSE TROPES 😞😞😞” and “nao li, meu Chrome tava aberto in a fanfic kevjerejean 🤤”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their tweets are emotional, value‑driven, and relationship-focused, whether it’s affection for friends (“amo tanto minhas amigas gente sério ☹️☹️☹️💕💕💕”) or intense reactions to conflict and hurt (“enquanto isso eu pedindo desculpas duas vezes e ela ainda sim me tratando mal”). Their spontaneity, procrastination, and chaotic vibe point to Perceiving over Judging: they go with the flow, swear they’ll block people and then waver (“bloqueei o hendrik no zap vou deixar assim por uns 5 dias”), and jump between moods and interests, like suddenly diving into Genshin or fanfics (“gebte me rendi ao genshjn impact”). Altogether, the highly emotional, dramatic, fandom‑immersed, socially expressive, and impulsive pattern is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘tentando farmar tiros pro banner do Neuvillette’ and not getting lucky, maybe you should pull on my banner instead—drop rate for a Jean-loving, EXO-screaming, Genshin-obsessed girl like you is 100%.
- You said you only get pretty when you’re ‘miserável fodida triste acabada’—lucky for me, I’m a certified disaster too, so we’d basically be a limited-edition angst ship straight out of your kevjerejean fanfic tabs.
- You threaten to ‘me matar’ at 23:49, silence Connor and Hudson, and block Hendrik no zap… I don’t want to fix you, I just wanna be the one person you don’t mute, block, or schedule emotional death around.
- You: ‘KEVIN DAY TEM PRAISEKINK CANON OMG!!!’ | Me: ok but have you considered we speedrun from enemies-to-lovers to you praising me for finally remembering all your suhosieun AO3 recs by heart?
- You ascended Columbina, cry over twinks, scream ‘EU QUERO ESSA MULHER’ and miss Next—statistically speaking, I’m exactly your type: tragic, online, and very ready to be your new favorite character to hyperfixate on.
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19 • part-time illustrator, full-time drama magnet. Currently grinding Genshin pulls & juggling work, novels and too many Chrome tabs.– @n_ightmaregirl
Your signature cocktail
Columbina’s KevJeReJean Chaos Potion
This drink is smoky and a little unhinged, like someone who casually says “vou me matar hoje as 23:49” and then goes right back to farming pulls in Genshin while “tentando farmar tiros pro banner do neuvillette (nao vou conseguir”. The mezcal with chili is for the sharp, cursing, zero‑patience side that screams “vai tomar no cu também eu ein” and dreams that “o CEO da n**ank fosse executado em praça pública”. Blue curaçao nods to the anime/gaming/fandom ocean she swims in, from AfE obsessions like “KEVIN DAY TEM PRAISEKINK CANON OMG!!!” to reading “tamed the tyger” with 80+ tabs open. The espresso shot captures her exhausted but relentless grind, tweeting “SLGUEM ME TIRA DAQUI NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR” and still plotting an escape like “se tudo der certo ano que vem eu arrumo um lugar pra mim nem que eu tenha que ir só com a porra de um colchão”. A cola reduction syrup sweetens the bitterness with the comfort of junk‑food nights such as “minha janta hj sendo miojo com calabresa frita e um copo de coca.....”, while sparkling water with edible glitter stands for her soft, affectionate side that says “amo tanto minhas amigas gente sério” and “i love minha filha” even in the middle of chaos. Strong, a little bitter, weirdly pretty, and caffeinated enough to live‑tweet every meltdown, it’s basically her timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong self‑preservation instinct and a sharp, cutting way of dealing with people, which leans Slytherin. When someone mistreats them, they react decisively and harshly, as in “depois reclama que eu nao respondo pois va se foder também porra” and blocking others like “bloqueei ele 💆🏽♀️” and “bloqueei o hendrik no zap vou deixar assim por uns 5 dias”, which reflects boundary-setting and ruthlessness. Their ambition and hunger for what they want, including people and fictional characters, appears in tweets such as “AI EU QUERO ESSE HOMEM PQP AS COISAS QUE EU FARIA COM ELE 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤” and “EU WUERO EESA MULHER EU QUERO ELA EU QUERO ME DE EESA MULHER PDV ME DE ELA EU QUERO EU QUERO”, which show intense desire and focus. They can be vengeful and fantasize about harsh outcomes, like “era o meu sonho descer o cacete nessa menina pra ver se ela vira gente” and “meu sonho que o CEO da n**ank fosse executado em praça pública”, underscoring a darker, aggressive edge typical of Slytherin. While they clearly care deeply for friends, as in “amo tanto minhas amigas gente sério ☹️☹️☹️💕💕💕”, that loyalty is tightly paired with a readiness to cut people off when crossed—more characteristic of a Slytherin than a Hufflepuff. Overall, the mix of emotional intensity, ambition, self‑protection, and willingness to strike back points most convincingly to Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
Olivia Rodrigo’s brutal fits them because it’s all about messy, chaotic young adulthood, mood swings, and feeling simultaneously jaded and sensitive. They swing from joking about wanting to die to casual despair, like when they say “vou me matar hoje as 23:49” and “otimo dia pra me matar ein”, mirroring the song’s dark humor about being overwhelmed. Their timeline is full of frustration with work and life, such as “SLGUEM ME TIRA DAQUI NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR” and “que imfenro pqp que manhã desgracada”, which matches the song’s "I’m so sick of 17" energy. At the same time, they’re dramatic, horny, deeply fannish and self-deprecating — posting things like “mds como eu amo twinks pqp 🤤” and “eu sou tão patética mds” — exactly the blend of angst and chaotic humor that defines brutal. The song’s theme of not having life figured out while everything feels too intense matches their tweets about family conflict, relationships, and wanting to escape, like “se tudo der certo ano que vem eu arrumo um lugar pra mim nem que eu tenha que ir só com a porra de um colchão”.
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